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Elizabeth
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since 1999-06-07
Posts 6871Minnesota |
What do you call cheese that is not yours? > > > > > > > > > > NACHO CHEESE hahahahahahahaha!!!! Forgive me guys, I thought this was hilarious!   |
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Sven
since 1999-11-23
Posts 14937East Lansing, MI USA |
*Sven groans in horror as he wonders why Elizabeth has chosen to lay this joke on us. . . * And yet, it's still funny. . .  --------------------------------------------------------- That which gives light must endure burning --Victor Frankl |
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Sunshine
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since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
Elizabeth? What's in your egg nog? Karilea If I whisper, will you listen?... I would rather be silent and write, than speak loudly and be bound. KRJ |
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IsGona Senior Member
since 2000-07-14
Posts 723 |
lol.. yes this joke is cheesey... lol Thanks for the laugh IsGona < !signature--> "Every body has their destiny... I'LL CHOOSE MY OWN ~Hatebreed~ [This message has been edited by IsGona (edited 12-18-2000).] |
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warmhrt Senior Member
since 1999-12-18
Posts 1563 |
I loved it, Elizageth.(chuckle, chuckle) This one is cheesy, although there's not a shred of "cheeze" in it...it's a blonde joke. A blonde broke down on the freeway, and two guys got out of the back seat wearing nothing but trench coats. They stood on either side of the freeway, behind the blonde's car, opening and closing their coats. They caused a few accidents, and the police pulled up next to the blonde. "Who are those guys...do you know them?", they asked her. * * * * * * * * * "Oh, yes", she said, "those are my emergency flashers." Don't know if you'd call that cheesy or corny, but it made me giggle. Kris< !signature--> All good poetry is the spontaneous overflow of powerful feelings...~William Wordsworth [This message has been edited by warmhrt (edited 12-18-2000).] |
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Elizabeth
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since 1999-06-07
Posts 6871Minnesota |
Sven-that's why I told it! Because it was funny! Karilea-I don't know, but it's real good...you want some? IsGona-glad you liked. Kris-LOL! Those darn blondes! |
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Not A Poet Member Elite
since 1999-11-03
Posts 3885Oklahoma, USA |
Well, it looks like I found Kris over here today writing stuff about CARS again |
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Severn Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-17
Posts 7704 |
~Shakes head in horror~ (mind you it's just as bad as some of the ones I come up with...) K |
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Dopey Dope
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since 2000-08-30
Posts 11132San Juan, Puerto Rico |
*stares and blinks*  I was born myself, raised myself, and will continue to be myself. The world will just have to adjust. I hate your socks. I'd like to burn them! |
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Sven
since 1999-11-23
Posts 14937East Lansing, MI USA |
Um. . . K?? Sorry to break the news to you. . . but this isn't nearly as bad as some of the ones you come up with. . . *Sven rushes back into the Archives to find some really bad ones from K!!* --------------------------------------------------------- That which gives light must endure burning --Victor Frankl |
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Severn Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-17
Posts 7704 |
HEY! Whaddya mean? Find the evidence then! humph...my fridge jokes rock so there. K |
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Sven
since 1999-11-23
Posts 14937East Lansing, MI USA |
You mean your fridge jokes fell like a rock K!! *Sven, running like heck to dodge the flaming kiwis!!!!! -------------------------------------------------------------- That which gives light must endure burning --Victor Frankl |
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Elizabeth
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since 1999-06-07
Posts 6871Minnesota |
C'mon K...you like it, you know it |
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LoveBug
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since 2000-01-08
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WHY??????? |
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dreamer1 12 5 24 Member
since 2000-12-11
Posts 150crossing between |
-Robin Hood's house had a Little John. -When the going get's tough, the tough get prune juice. -Always finish what you sta.... etc. etc. etc. (if you really like cheesy/corny jokes e-mail for more) ....peace as a primary objective is dangerous because it implies that we would sacrifice anything for the sake of it.... |
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raleighbttrfly Member
since 2000-11-21
Posts 160Raleigh NC |
cute vary cute!! hears one for you and its even wores. why is 6 afrade of 7? because 7 ate 9 I know that was bad but when a 5yrd tells it its much bettr LOL |
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Severn Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-17
Posts 7704 |
They did NOT... I'll kiwi you all right MR Sven... (Elizabeth - don't tell anyone but I laughed OUT LOUD at your joke....) |
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Echo Rhayne Senior Member
since 1999-09-17
Posts 1495Canyon Country, CA |
wait wait wait, I wanna tell a joke....erm, uh, well most of mine arent um quite appropriate so um I wont post them. I have stupid ones that are ok but like I said, they're stupid Why was the man on the floor? Cause he fell Why was the Giraffe behind the tree? He was hiding OK Ok Ok I know, I warned you though, stupid korny jokes If you want um pg-13 to R rated jokes email me *grin* I will not post them here out of respect for those who would read them =) Im rambling tonight, somebody shoot me! Ok *hugs* goodnight Im leaving now *runs out the door screaming buh-bye* We're called to stand out, not blend in! |
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Elizabeth
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since 1999-06-07
Posts 6871Minnesota |
OK, listen to these ones (I thought of them when I read Echo's!) How do you get a giraffe in the fridge? Open the door and put him in there. How do you get an elephant in the fridge? Take the giraffe out. The Lion King is holding a meeting and all but one of the animals is present. Which one isn't there? The elephant because he's in the fridge. You need to cross a river that is inhabited by alligators and crocodiles. There is no boat or bridge in sight. How do you manage to get across? Swim. All the alligators and crocodiles are at the meeting. |
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Jannel Member
since 2000-01-18
Posts 492Muncie, IN, USA |
okay, this is my favorite joke ever. it is probably also the worst joke ever. although all those animal jokes were up there. lol. what is green and has 29 wheels? * * * * * * * * * * The grass. I lied about the wheels. |
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Sven
since 1999-11-23
Posts 14937East Lansing, MI USA |
Um. . . Jannel??? Did I miss something??? OUCH!!! HEY!! Watch it K!! That was too close!!! ------------------------------------------------------------ That which gives light must endure burning --Victor Frankl |
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Severn Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-17
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Not close enough Mr.... heh |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
I LOVE STUPID JOKES...(good thing, considering the state of my life) But here is my contribution: Patient: "Doc, I think I'm SHRINKING!!! What am I going to do?" Doctor: "Well, you're just going to have to be a little patient." |
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Severn Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-17
Posts 7704 |
Oh Karen...oh dear oh dear oh dear.. ~shaking head~ |
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Jamie Member Elite
since 2000-06-26
Posts 3168Blue Heaven |
a man was told to use lard to make himself grow. so everyday he bathed in crisco, only to find at the end of the month he was actually smaller than ever. He went back to the person who had told him of the powers of the lard and informed him of the situation. After patiently listening to the man rant and rave he calmly informed him that he had said to use lard, not "shortening". (i know, i know) Jamie Tu ne cede malis, sed contra audentior ito. - Virgil. "Yield thou not to adversity, but press on the more bravely". |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
Hey...I know it's dumb..but I re-iterate... It is entirely possible, to pull a muscle while suppressing laughter... So here, let me let loose: AH HA HA HA HA!!! (somehow, unfulfilling...sigh...) OUCH!!! (see?) OW.....did it again, y'see? so sorry! [This message has been edited by serenity (edited 12-22-2000).] |
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Severn Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-17
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Is that a swearword I can't quite see Karen...? Better get rid of it methinks... |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
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K-? and that was ouch! (git yer mind outta the gutter...) *wink* |
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Severn Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-17
Posts 7704 |
Heh love ya K |
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Elizabeth
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since 1999-06-07
Posts 6871Minnesota |
In the vegetable race who won first and second place? The lettuce was ahead and the tomato was trying to ketchup....  |
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Dopey Dope
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since 2000-08-30
Posts 11132San Juan, Puerto Rico |
Oh God.....haha please no more of these. ......and I mean, like.........EVER haha  I was born myself, raised myself, and will continue to be myself. The world will just have to adjust. I'm in love with my shadow I admire it daily |
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Acies
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since 2000-06-07
Posts 7665Twilight Zone |
here's one for you all A lady goes to the vet and brings her poodle for an examination. So the Vet took the poodle and put it on top of the table. he looked into the poodle's ears then gave the poodle a flee colar. Afterwards the the Vet's cat jumped on the table and started to sniff the poodle from head to toe and left. In a matter of 2 minutes, he gives the poodle back to the old lady and said, "that'll be $525.00" The old lady was shocked and asked why it was so expensive. The doctor said, "$25.00 for the ear check and the flee colar, and $500.00 for the cat scan" "So long as men can breathe or eyes can see, |
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WhtDove Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-22
Posts 9245Illinois |
LOL @ that cat scan.  Here's one for ya... What's green and red, and goes a thousand miles a minute? A frog in a blender |
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PhaerieChild Senior Member
since 1999-08-30
Posts 1787Aloha, Oregon |
Wht Dove..what's brown and gray and goes a thousand miles a minute? Same frog 5 days later... |
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WhtDove Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-22
Posts 9245Illinois |
Ewwww Shawna! That was gross! LOL  But gooooooooood! |
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Acies
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Member Rara Avis
since 2000-06-07
Posts 7665Twilight Zone |
Let's have a drink. What's in the blender, looks good to me  "So long as men can breathe or eyes can see, |
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WhtDove Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-22
Posts 9245Illinois |
LOL you know someone actually sent me an attachment of the frog in the blender once. It was interactive. LOL You could push the buttons on the blender. |
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Elizabeth
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since 1999-06-07
Posts 6871Minnesota |
Aww poor frog...  |
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Allan Riverwood
since 2001-01-04
Posts 3502Winnipeg |
http://www.joecartoon.com/cartoons/frog.html This would be what WhtDove is talking about. If I had your eyes, I'd be blind. For I can only see out of my own. ~~Carly Van Dort |
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Dopey Dope
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Member Patricius
since 2000-08-30
Posts 11132San Juan, Puerto Rico |
NOooooooo Allan, don't show them that haha. That's just evil. |
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WhtDove Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-22
Posts 9245Illinois |
ROFL!!! Allan that would be the one! LOL Thanks. |
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dragonpoe Senior Member
since 2000-11-12
Posts 608Palm Bay, Florida |
just stopped in for a peek, and I have to say thanks all for the chuckles, much needed today. I love jokes, and this was just great to scroll down and read everyone's share and the responses. Thanks again. With the word, I am mighty, with the pen I am free.. |
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Acies
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since 2000-06-07
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That was funny "So long as men can breathe or eyes can see, |
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2dalimit Member Elite
since 2000-02-08
Posts 2228Mississippi coast |
You want corn-ney? What’s black and white and red all over? ? ? ? ? ? A sunburned zebra. What’s black and white and read all over and made of concrete? ? ? ? ? ? A newspaper. I just mentioned the concrete to make it hard. You’re in a room with no doors or windows. The only thing you have is a baseball bat. How do you escape? ? ? ? ? ? You swing the bat. Strike one. Strike two. Strike three. Youuuuu’re OUT! hee hee |
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Dopey Dope
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since 2000-08-30
Posts 11132San Juan, Puerto Rico |
......somebody needs to get out more often.....BESIDES ME! |
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Severn Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-17
Posts 7704 |
Allan you sick man - heh: K is having FUUUUUUUN with the frog in the blender... what's black and white and goes at 10,000 miles an hour? A penguin rolling down a very steep hill waiting for collective groans  K |
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Severn Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-17
Posts 7704 |
hey! How come he still gets to catch flies? He can't catch flies underwater! Sheesh... lol |
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Allan Riverwood
since 2001-01-04
Posts 3502Winnipeg |
Yeah the frog blender is funny... I put another link on here to an even better one but it had language so I'm exercising discretion... and editing it out. The sun was born, so it shall die. ~VNV Nation, "Further" [This message has been edited by Allan Riverwood (edited 04-01-2001).] |
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Acies
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Member Rara Avis
since 2000-06-07
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What flies are you talking about Kamla "So long as men can breathe or eyes can see, |
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Severn Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-17
Posts 7704 |
ACIES (heh) - put it on speed 5 for awhile and you'll see what I mean... (you do have a nickname now btw - it's settled. You really are Acies and you will have to cope ok?  ) K |
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Temptress
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since 1999-06-15
Posts 7136Mobile, AL |
Yanno.. You people are sick...you all DO realize that dontcha? Geesh..I sure hope so.. *Jenn says..while secretly waiting for the frog in the blender to load* We're sorry..this heart has been d-i-s-c-o-n-n-e-c-t-e-d. Should you like to hold the line we'll be glad to reconnect you.. |
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Dopey Dope
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since 2000-08-30
Posts 11132San Juan, Puerto Rico |
*walks off into the distant....looks back....shudders....and starts to run* |
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Acies
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Member Rara Avis
since 2000-06-07
Posts 7665Twilight Zone |
It's all Dopey's fault "So long as men can breathe or eyes can see, |
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Allan Riverwood
since 2001-01-04
Posts 3502Winnipeg |
It's funny how often that logic holds true, eh Acire?  |
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Dopey Dope
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Member Patricius
since 2000-08-30
Posts 11132San Juan, Puerto Rico |
*puts 2 blocks of cheese on his handy dandy catopault and launches them onto the heads of acire and allan* *cleans his hands* That oughta do it! *walks off* |
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Acies
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since 2000-06-07
Posts 7665Twilight Zone |
Thanks Dopes, I love cheese "So long as men can breathe or eyes can see, |
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Dopey Dope
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since 2000-08-30
Posts 11132San Juan, Puerto Rico |
Glad to hear that man |
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Acies
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since 2000-06-07
Posts 7665Twilight Zone |
That was supposed to be  "So long as men can breathe or eyes can see, So long lives this, and this give life to thee." W.S. [This message has been edited by acire (edited 04-05-2001).] |
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Acies
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since 2000-06-07
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oppps, sorry "So long as men can breathe or eyes can see, So long lives this, and this give life to thee." W.S. [This message has been edited by acire (edited 04-05-2001).] |
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Elizabeth
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since 1999-06-07
Posts 6871Minnesota |
How you guys can completely turn the subject around and get way off track is beyond me... |
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Dopey Dope
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since 2000-08-30
Posts 11132San Juan, Puerto Rico |
Hahaha We didn't get off the subject.....we're still talkin about cheese aren't we?.....well? what's the prob? haha |
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Acies
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Member Rara Avis
since 2000-06-07
Posts 7665Twilight Zone |
It's Dopey's fault "So long as men can breathe or eyes can see, |
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Lakewalker Member Elite
since 2000-08-05
Posts 3289On the streets w/ people |
It's all Dopey's fault. "Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle" |
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Dopey Dope
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since 2000-08-30
Posts 11132San Juan, Puerto Rico |
Why is it always my fault? |
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Lakewalker Member Elite
since 2000-08-05
Posts 3289On the streets w/ people |
Well, someone has to be blamed. Do you want to blame Peter Pan instead? We can do that if you need us to, ok? "Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle" |
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Acies
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Cause it's always you fault "So long as men can breathe or eyes can see, |
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Dopey Dope
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Posts 11132San Juan, Puerto Rico |
No no no...*points at Peter Pan* You all know it was him! C'mon now hey! |
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Acies
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since 2000-06-07
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It's Dopey's fault "So long as men can breathe or eyes can see, |
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Dopey Dope
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Acies
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since 2000-06-07
Posts 7665Twilight Zone |
 "So long as men can breathe or eyes can see, |
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Lakewalker Member Elite
since 2000-08-05
Posts 3289On the streets w/ people |
 "Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle" |
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Dopey Dope
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Posts 11132San Juan, Puerto Rico |
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Severn Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-17
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Look at all this waste of bandwidth...sheesh.. heh K |
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Acies
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It's Dopey's fault Kamla "So long as men can breathe or eyes can see, |
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Dopey Dope
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Posts 11132San Juan, Puerto Rico |
Who's Dopey? I don't know a Dopey? Do you know a Dopey? I don't know a Dopey? |
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Severn Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-17
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What is most sad is that you are all hiding behind those cute smilies aren't you? Playing the blame game...tch..yes even YOU Acies...blaming it on Dopey when really he is just a big smilie after all... (help help...I'm not making any sense...help help..I'm having a crisis...help) KAll obscurity starts with a danger: |
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Acies
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That wasn't affection Kamla  "So long as men can breathe or eyes can see, |
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Dopey Dope
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since 2000-08-30
Posts 11132San Juan, Puerto Rico |
Yea! All I am is a big smile |
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Severn Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-17
Posts 7704 |
ROFLMAO....Acies - you sulking is really cute yanno? ~K covers head and waits...~ K |
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Acies
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Member Rara Avis
since 2000-06-07
Posts 7665Twilight Zone |
Why are you laughing at me Kamla "So long as men can breathe or eyes can see, |
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Severn Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-17
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I'm not hon...hugs hugs for Acies... (I KNOW you've been melancholy, I don't pretend to know why - spot the quote spot the quote!) So snap out of it and laugh eh??? Heh K |
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Dopey Dope
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since 2000-08-30
Posts 11132San Juan, Puerto Rico |
*hugs acire* I love you |
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Acies
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since 2000-06-07
Posts 7665Twilight Zone |
Kamla's is good enough Dopey, so stay away from me "So long as men can breathe or eyes can see, |
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Severn Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-17
Posts 7704 |
ALL RIGHT! I win! I like winning... nyah nyah Dopey... K |
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Temptress
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since 1999-06-15
Posts 7136Mobile, AL |
A qoute, Severn? I think I see it, but hmmm..where is it from? *scratches head in deep thought* still d-i-s-c-o-n-n-e-c-t-e-d |
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Acies
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So, do i get more hugs then Kamla? "So long as men can breathe or eyes can see, |
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Severn Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-17
Posts 7704 |
Jen - don't tell the boys..it's from Titantic..from Billy Jane to Kate Winslett.. Acies - of course of course... (((Hugs))) to Acies.. heh K |
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Acies
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Look Dopey "So long as men can breathe or eyes can see, |
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Temptress
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since 1999-06-15
Posts 7136Mobile, AL |
YES YES! SEVERN! I KNEW IT! ROTFL! :supgergrin:  still d-i-s-c-o-n-n-e-c-t-e-d |
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Dopey Dope
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Posts 11132San Juan, Puerto Rico |
*writes in his diary "once again rejected by his one and only love, Kamla. I can't seem to ever beat acire's charm. When will I find a woman who truly appreciate ME? When will I get more hugs than acire?.......never... * |
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Acies
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Dopey, that's pathetic that won't work |
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Dopey Dope
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Posts 11132San Juan, Puerto Rico |
It might! |
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Severn Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-17
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It won't. SMOOCH to Acies...let's make Dopey jealous... heh K |
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Dopey Dope
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Member Patricius
since 2000-08-30
Posts 11132San Juan, Puerto Rico |
 Poop on the both of you! |
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Acies
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Member Rara Avis
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he he he "So long as men can breathe or eyes can see, |
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Dopey Dope
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since 2000-08-30
Posts 11132San Juan, Puerto Rico |
C'mon now! Somebody out there must love me!!! |
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Acies
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Serenity does "So long as men can breathe or eyes can see, |
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Dopey Dope
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Posts 11132San Juan, Puerto Rico |
*hugs serenity* HOORAY!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Severn Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-17
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Heh heh poop poop K |
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Dopey Dope
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She's gone mad......*puts her in a straight jacket* who on earth says poop poop?! geesh! |
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Acies
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since 2000-06-07
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As long as you tie me in there so I can still get my hug "So long as men can breathe or eyes can see, |
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Severn Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-17
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I'm sure YOU say poop all the time Dopey...just read up...and Acies - how about being tied up in a straight jacket which is attached to a bungy? Now how cool would that be???? Glad to see I'm still in demand...  KAll obscurity starts with a danger: |
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Acies
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Anything's cool Kamie, as long as we do it together "So long as men can breathe or eyes can see, |
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Dopey Dope
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since 2000-08-30
Posts 11132San Juan, Puerto Rico |
Ok.....sucks to be me now |
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Severn Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-17
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Awwwwwwwwwwww.... ~Kamie and Acies go running off into the sunset~ Snicker ~Dopey runs behind, desperate to catch up and be loved~ heh KAll obscurity starts with a danger: |
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Acies
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Member Rara Avis
since 2000-06-07
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~*Dopey falls head first on the beach and swallows some incoming seawater*~ "So long as men can breathe or eyes can see, |
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Dopey Dope
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since 2000-08-30
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*coughs it out and sees a shiney thing floating. Picks it up and sees it's car keys......clicks on the beeper and hears a beep in the distance. Follows it and opens the car....sees a book, opens it and it has the name ACIRE in it. CLoses the book, turns on the car, and drives off into the sunset speeding by Kamla and acire. Honks the horn and flips them off* At least I got a nice car! |
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Acies
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~*cops see's the speeding car and pulls Dopey over. WHAM!!! Speeding Ticket for you pal Realizing a different name of the insurance card and registration card, they also take him to jail for car theft*~~*Acies and Kamie, being nice as always, goes to the police station and drops the charges to get Dopey out of trouble*~ "So long as men can breathe or eyes can see, |
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Dopey Dope
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*walks by Kamla and acire.....stares at them sternly and then walks off into the sunset....alone....AS USUAL! * |
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Severn Member Rara Avis
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Kamie...being nice of course...sprints off in Dopey's direction, catches him up, gives him a pat on the head and a bottle of mineral water...then sprints back to Acies and both soon zoom past a trudging Dopey in their wonderful car... K |
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Acies
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~*Acies feeling bad, pulls back and gives Dopey a ride to the nearest bus stop then drives away with Kamie*~ "So long as men can breathe or eyes can see, |
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Jesse Jaymz Senior Member
since 2000-01-24
Posts 708Youngstown, ohio |
*while awaiting at the bus station dopey hears loud music in the distance. he sees coming towards him a 1959 caddallac hearse. kinda looks like the ghostbuster car but with flames painted on it* hey dopey. if you want a ride hop in and lets go after them *smirks* All I feel is hurt and sorrow, praying it'll all be gone by tomorrow but as tomorrow rolls around, another tear hits the ground. |
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Severn Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-17
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~Kamies and Acies have left eveyone in their dust by now...no chance of catching them up...~ [This message has been edited by Severn (edited 04-18-2001).] |
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Jesse Jaymz Senior Member
since 2000-01-24
Posts 708Youngstown, ohio |
*laughs cuz she dont know the engine he has in this thing* dopey lets roll |
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Acies
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since 2000-06-07
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~*Acies and Kamie pulls to a movie house to go watch a chick flick, have some popcorn, and cuddle up *~"So long as men can breathe or eyes can see, |
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Dopey Dope
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*smirks....and quickly hops into the truck with Jesse* Onward!!! |
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Jesse Jaymz Senior Member
since 2000-01-24
Posts 708Youngstown, ohio |
*steps on the gas leaving a cloud of smoke behind them and are also off to the movies.* to cuddle to long. you never know where we are *evil laugh* All I feel is hurt and sorrow, praying it'll all be gone by tomorrow but as tomorrow rolls around, another tear hits the ground. |
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Dopey Dope
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*finds a cooler and sees a can of coke inside it and pops it open and sips. Jesse grabs his own drink and they turn up the tunes as they speed off into the sunset to find the movie theatre* *two loud screams are heard out of pure joy of the open road, loud music, and good drinks* WOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo!!!!!! |
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Acies
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Member Rara Avis
since 2000-06-07
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~*Kamie and Acies, after the movie, decide to have a nice romantic dinner with wine, music, and slow dancing*~ meanwhile ~*Dopey and Jesse get pulled over by another cop for noise pollution caused by their blaring sterio system*~ "So long as men can breathe or eyes can see, |
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Severn Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-17
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Kamie says 'We do'? Actually what really happens is that after sitting down at the table, Kamie jumps up impatiently and says to Acies 'look, we have to beat them...I haven't got time for all this romantic stuff...LETS LEAVE.' Acies is heard muttering in the background 'What does she think this is? Daytona?' After rushing through McDonald's drive-through the two speedsters are off....still VERY much in the lead... K |
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Dopey Dope
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since 2000-08-30
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*turns out Javier and Jesse were old time pals of the cop because they played bar gigs together in the same band. They get off the ticket with a warning to 'go fast, but make sure i'm not looking' by the cop* *they speed off while the cop turns around starring at the beautiful sunset and they slowly but surely start to catch up to acire and kamla* |
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Acies
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Member Rara Avis
since 2000-06-07
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~*Acies and Kamie decide to drive straight to Las Vegas and have fun. Not even worrying about Dopey and Jessie cause there's no way they could catch up!!!*~ "So long as men can breathe or eyes can see, |
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Allan Riverwood
since 2001-01-04
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~*Acies and Kamla walk up to a poker table, where Allan is shuffling and dealing out. Despite Acire's hesitant and uptight nature, Kamla approaches, and Allan deals out the cards. Kamla and Acire get four aces in their first hand, and are asked to place a bet. Acire notices all that he has is one thousand dollar chip, which is most of their travel money... but with double money, Acire could buy Kamla that ring she was looking at in the jeweller's store...*~ Build a man a fire, and he's warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. ~Unknown [This message has been edited by Allan Riverwood (edited 04-20-2001).] |
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Justin Vented New Member
since 2001-04-08
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 This is Officer Justin!! PULL OVER ALL YOU SPEED DEMONS! [This message has been edited by Justin Vented (edited 04-20-2001).] |
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Dopey Dope
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since 2000-08-30
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*jesse and javier pull over to the side to talk to Justin. They spark up a conversation about Bull Frogs from southern sri lanka and end up having a blast with the officer who lets them go on the condition they play a few tunes. They do and are set free without charge.......they SOMEHOW end up in Las Vegas later that day and decide to enter a casino* |
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Severn Member Rara Avis
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Kamie, who really has a secret gambling problem, is all too happy to go to Vegas...any ring that Acies might buy her will swiftly become cash under the excuse 'I'm sorry darling I lost it'...Kamies notices Jesse and Dopey have managed to arrive in Vegas (only because some damn cop gave them a swift ride while towing Jesse's 'beast'...) She shrugs and goes back to losing all her wordly goods... [This message has been edited by Severn (edited 04-21-2001).] |
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Dopey Dope
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*Dopey tells Jesse to split up and wander around a bit. Jesse ends up playin a round of cards and dopey finds himself on stage dancing with 8 midgets and a transvestite. Dopey wonders how the heck he got up there and runs off after 4 rounds of his famous, world renound tap dancing. He runs into Kamla half dazed out from too much drinking and throwing a fit because she lost all her money and some shiney ring. Acire in the corner crying over his "lost" ring and complaining about him drinking the worst pina colada ever.* *Dopey realizes the mistake he would have made by hooking up with Kamla. Dopey smiles, leaves a buck for Kamla just in case she needs a cab after they possess her car. Dopey finds jesse after he wins about 1k in cash and then they head off into the sunset, once again.....* How sweet it is..... |
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Jesse Jaymz Senior Member
since 2000-01-24
Posts 708Youngstown, ohio |
*tires smoke and a loud screaching is heard as my "beast" flys off into the desert sunset. yes how sweet it is. All I feel is hurt and sorrow, praying it'll all be gone by tomorrow but as tomorrow rolls around, another tear hits the ground. |
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Allan Riverwood
since 2001-01-04
Posts 3502Winnipeg |
*starts to sweat as he notices Kamla taking in huge amounts of cash... and deals out the hand to break his wallet, for a total of $10,000 that he has left. Kamla pulls the king, queen, ace, and jack of clubs; plus a king of hearts. Allan is happy with his hand and places all of his remaining money on his hand, in the hopes of getting back some of what Kamla has already won* Build a man a fire, and he's warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. |
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Acies
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since 2000-06-07
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~*Acies puts his last 3 dollars in the dollar slots and runs all of them in one roll. OMG!!! Acies hits the big jackpot you see on those big screens. yipeeeee!!!! He takes the check and a little cash and goes to get Kamie*~ "So long as men can breathe or eyes can see, |
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Dopey Dope
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*Dopey dozes off as Jesse drives across country in search of the perfect town to rest in......oh and to check out the ladies.* |
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Severn Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-17
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Kamie pretends to know how to play poker and manages to fluke it...winning EVERYTHING...she screams 'we're rich Acies! We're rich!' Acies mutters something about his ring and paying for it... Allan is depressed and realises he has a gambling addiction as well...Kamie and Acies laugh away to themselves when they spy on Jesse as he realises something has happened to his precious car...hehehehe K[This message has been edited by Severn (edited 04-22-2001).] |
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Allan Riverwood
since 2001-01-04
Posts 3502Winnipeg |
~*builds a robot called Mr Beepers, who he sends after Acire in order to retrieve the money. In case the plan fails, he begins production of Mr Beepers v2 and Mr Beepers v3 as well. Be wary of little tin men, Acies and Kamla...*~ Build a man a fire, and he's warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. |
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cherish Senior Member
since 2001-03-25
Posts 1639swimming in fairy floss........... |
hehehehehehe *passes out from laughter* [This message has been edited by cherish (edited 04-22-2001).] |
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cherish Senior Member
since 2001-03-25
Posts 1639swimming in fairy floss........... |
hehehehee..how would have guessed that all THIS would come out of CHEESE?? *passes the popcorn and cokes around* i had fun reading this....continue.... "Life is not long and boring, |
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Dopey Dope
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since 2000-08-30
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*finds himself a day later wanding a desert wasteland with a bottle of water, a backpack filled with grey poupon mustard, and some dirty magazines.* *dopey wonders why Jesse never came back after being with that one blonde girl......how he was forced to tread the endless wasteland to find civilization* *dopey sits on a rock and reads one of his magazines and drinks up some grey poupon* |
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Jesse Jaymz Senior Member
since 2000-01-24
Posts 708Youngstown, ohio |
*pulls up next to dopey and gets out* sorry dopey. you know how those southern women are. and thats why i love them so. *looks at his car near the back tailfin to seee that theres a k scrached into it* dopey. they hurt my car. they will pay. thank god i know people that will fix it for free. lets go dopey. lets find a town to call ours. *hops in the car and cranks the tunes and is off*All I feel is hurt and sorrow, praying it'll all be gone by tomorrow but as tomorrow rolls around, another tear hits the ground. |
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Allan Riverwood
since 2001-01-04
Posts 3502Winnipeg |
~*Mr Beepers waddles in the direction of Kamla and Acire, and comes to a road. He begins to waddle across, but little does he expect Jesse's car coming full speed. Mr Beepers begins to beep like crazy and waddles futily away from the car, but is inevitably hit with a large smash of metal on metal, and is blown completely away. Allan detects this in his base of operations, and curses, then deploying Mr Beepers v2 on the hunt for Acire and Kamla*~ Build a man a fire, and he's warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. |
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Dopey Dope
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since 2000-08-30
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*Metal parts suddenly appear out of nowhere after a sudden crash and with a weird look on his face dopey says "damn robots....their all over the place. I betcha some crazy fool named him mr. Beppers too.....did you know that was the number one name for psycho robots in Tech Magazine?"* *Jesse looks at dopey, and then continues to drive on to the next town* |
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Child of the Stars
since 2000-09-07
Posts 1658Ann Arbor, MI |
*stuffs her face with a handful of popcorn and takes a sip of coke* Quite interesting, don't you say? Onward, actors and actresses, onward! There is pleasure in poetic pains which only poets know......~Unknown |
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Acies
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since 2000-06-07
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~*Acies and Kamie just go about their business and decide to just go hang out by the pool side of their hotel drinking margaritas and gettinf a full body massage*~ "So long as men can breathe or eyes can see, |
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Allan Riverwood
since 2001-01-04
Posts 3502Winnipeg |
 http://www.geocities.com/wayfinder00/Mr-Beepers-v2.jpg [This message has been edited by Allan Riverwood (edited 04-25-2001).] |
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Severn Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-17
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Kamie wanders up brazenly to several absurd little robots... BOOT! One whirls round and round and explodes...or rather...fizzles sadly... another topples over pathetically into the pool... the others scatter in fear... Acies applauds from beside the pool and Kamie wanders back to start tanning again... She thinks there is something she ought to remember....oh yes, Dopey and Jesse...hmmm... oh well - who cares she thinks...them and their stupid car... K |
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Dopey Dope
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since 2000-08-30
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*dopey and jesse are found on the side of the road with the "beast" steaming cuz it over heated.* *Javier and jesse wait as no cars seem to ever pass by the desolated highway of DOOM* |
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Jesse Jaymz Senior Member
since 2000-01-24
Posts 708Youngstown, ohio |
*jesse gets out and kicks the car* ya know i just fixed this thing up and now we are stuck. *looks at the map* damn we are on the highway of doom *thunder booms as he says doom* you know Javier, mabey playing that ac/dc highway to hell cd wasnt such a good idea after all. now what do we do?? hmmmmmm guess we better start walking. might want to stand back. *jesse lights the car on fire so there is no proof that there were there.* come on man. lets get walkin All I feel is hurt and sorrow, praying it'll all be gone by tomorrow but as tomorrow rolls around, another tear hits the ground. |
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Acies
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Member Rara Avis
since 2000-06-07
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~*Kamie and Acies, driving by saw Jess and Dopey needed a ride. They decided to pull over and as Jesse and Dopey starts to run towards the car to get a ride, Kamie hits the gas and blows dirt in their faces.*~ "So long as men can breathe or eyes can see, |
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Dopey Dope
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since 2000-08-30
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*looks at jesse while trying to get dirt out of his eye....* I betcha they thought we were tryin to get a ride....ha....if they only knew we were only distracting them cuz some killer robot was headed behind them and got on the roof of their car.....yep I think we did our job! *continues to walk with jesse...jesse spits out dirt* SO jesse....what do you think the robot wanted from them? *jesse just smiles and keeps walking alongside Javier....* |
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Allan Riverwood
since 2001-01-04
Posts 3502Winnipeg |
*curses his photo for not working* *Allan stirs in his basement, something has defeated Mr Beepers v2. This calls for drastic measures, it calls for action... He holes himself up in his base of operations, an old building marked "Abandoned Warehouse." There he spends some time letting the powers of the mighty Beepers-slayer known as Kamla rest for a while, and deteriorate. Then, when she least suspects it, she'll have the last waltz...* Build a man a fire, and he's warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. ~Unknown [This message has been edited by Allan Riverwood (edited 04-25-2001).] |
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Severn Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-17
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PAH. I AM INVINCIBLE! BWAHAHAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! Kamie stated the above loudly, over-confident as usual... |
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Dopey Dope
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since 2000-08-30
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*some guy in a truck comes by and is nice enough to give jesse and javier a ride....they get in and are driven to a town named Gwilderbog.* *They get something to eat and sit down enjoying their meal* |
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Acies
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since 2000-06-07
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~*Acies and Kamie decide to go back to the beach*~ "So long as men can breathe or eyes can see, |
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Jesse Jaymz Senior Member
since 2000-01-24
Posts 708Youngstown, ohio |
*is eating his meal* mmmmmmmmmm fish sticks. mmmmmmmmmm hey lets go to the beach. i heard there are a 2 poeple there that we can hunt down...... errr i mean party with. lets go my friend. All I feel is hurt and sorrow, praying it'll all be gone by tomorrow but as tomorrow rolls around, another tear hits the ground. |
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Dopey Dope
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since 2000-08-30
Posts 11132San Juan, Puerto Rico |
*they get to the beach and jesse takes off his shirt* *Javier takes off his shirt as loud screams of desire are heard around the beach as hoards of women come running to jesse and him* *they run away and finally get away from them by pretending to be maniquins* I guess they were blonde, eh? *Jesse sees kamla and acies in the distance and nudges javier and they both ease their way a bit closer to them* |
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Jesse Jaymz Senior Member
since 2000-01-24
Posts 708Youngstown, ohio |
*after wondering why dopey is hullicenating they inch closer and closer to the 2.* oh hell dopey there looking hide. *jumps behind a reaaaalllllly big sand castle* All I feel is hurt and sorrow, praying it'll all be gone by tomorrow but as tomorrow rolls around, another tear hits the ground. |
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Allan Riverwood
since 2001-01-04
Posts 3502Winnipeg |
~*soon screams are heard in the direction of the water, and people are seen running from something. A shark? No, it's far too big! It's the Beepers v3, Leviathan Model! And it's huge! And it swallows Acire in a massive gulp, before he can show any sign of retaliation! It suddenly gets a look on its "face" like a child who just had some nasty medicine, and spits Acire out in the direction of a far away island! Then, Leviathan model falls over defeated, but with an opening in its head that seems to lead to a cockpit of some sort... it looks very inviting...*~ |
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Severn Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-17
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GULP. Kamie runs away from madly... there are more interesting things going on at the other end of the beach... |
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Acies
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since 2000-06-07
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~*goes and runs after Kamie*~ ~*sees Dopey hiding behind a girl and wonders what he's doing there*~ "So long as men can breathe or eyes can see, |
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Dopey Dope
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since 2000-08-30
Posts 11132San Juan, Puerto Rico |
*realizes he's hiding behind a girl and acire is wondering what he's doing there....so he runs into the leviathon cockpit and controls beepers* *The robot stands up and starts to swing madly due to javier's inability to control it* *javier picks up a How To Drive Beepers For Dummies manual up and reads it* *starts to rampage the beach and swims to a nearby island where monkeys live* |
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Jesse Jaymz Senior Member
since 2000-01-24
Posts 708Youngstown, ohio |
*jesse sees that his friend is now in a robot and starting to rampage.* ok i am heading to ihop for breakfast to get away from the beach for a while till javier figures out how to control that crazy thing. hey acire and kamie yall up for pancakes? my treat All I feel is hurt and sorrow, praying it'll all be gone by tomorrow but as tomorrow rolls around, another tear hits the ground. |
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Acies
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since 2000-06-07
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~*Knowing that Dopey is no longer with Jessie, and breakfast sounds really good, Acies and Kamie join Jessie in IHOP*~ "So long as men can breathe or eyes can see, |
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Dopey Dope
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since 2000-08-30
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*Javier climbs out of the robot after hours of trying to control it and finds himself on a desert island....alone....and no volleyball to accompany him * |
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Acies
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since 2000-06-07
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~*Jessie, Kamie, and Acies just enjoy their food at IHOP*~ ~*Please pass the salt Jessie*~ ~*Kamie, here have some hash*~ "So long as men can breathe or eyes can see, |
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Dopey Dope
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since 2000-08-30
Posts 11132San Juan, Puerto Rico |
*javier is forced to live like a monkey and built a house made out of palm tree leaves and eat coconuts all day* |
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Jesse Jaymz Senior Member
since 2000-01-24
Posts 708Youngstown, ohio |
he guys you stay here i will be right back. *walks back over to the beach and sees dopey sitting there all alone.* hey my friend come join us for for some food we are all friends now. we just got scared whne you got up in that robot and were flaling everywhere. come my friend the war is over. and pancakes awiat All I feel is hurt and sorrow, praying it'll all be gone by tomorrow but as tomorrow rolls around, another tear hits the ground. |
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Severn Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-17
Posts 7704 |
What on earth is IHOP, Kamie says, staring at something called 'hash' which she only knows as something illegal. |
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Jesse Jaymz Senior Member
since 2000-01-24
Posts 708Youngstown, ohio |
hehehehe kamie IHOP is something found in the mainly southern part of the usa. it stands for international house of pancakes. *waits for her to laugh* All I feel is hurt and sorrow, praying it'll all be gone by tomorrow but as tomorrow rolls around, another tear hits the ground. |
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Acies
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since 2000-06-07
Posts 7665Twilight Zone |
hey, Chicago has IHOPs too and hash is hash browns Kamie fried shreaded or diced potatoes "So long as men can breathe or eyes can see, |
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Severn Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-17
Posts 7704 |
OHHHHHH Hash Browns...certainly not hash... International House Of Pancakes Huh? Not very international then is it? *Kamie and Acies go find some black and white milk cows to get fresh milk to have with pancakes* heh |
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Dopey Dope
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since 2000-08-30
Posts 11132San Juan, Puerto Rico |
*refuses to eat pancakes since they are just fluff and just eats some eggs and bacon and hash......* Mmm...good. |
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Allan Riverwood
since 2001-01-04
Posts 3502Winnipeg |
~*grumbles for not having been invited, and paces in the abandoned warehouse, preparing his next move*~ |
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Acies
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since 2000-06-07
Posts 7665Twilight Zone |
~*Acies asks Kamie on how to milk a cow*~ ~*Pull what Kamie?*~ ~*You mean I should tug on that thing? *~"So long as men can breathe or eyes can see, |
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Dopey Dope
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since 2000-08-30
Posts 11132San Juan, Puerto Rico |
*looks at Kamie and Acire trying to milk a Male bull* Hey Jesse, those folks are sicker than I thought! |
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Child of the Stars
since 2000-09-07
Posts 1658Ann Arbor, MI |
**Stops in at the IHOP, grabs a basket full of all the best breakfast calories, and joins Allan in the abandoned warehouse** I've got some killer ideas for a Mizz Beepers.... "Your joy is your sorrow unmasked. And the self-same well from which your laughter rises was often-times filled with your tears." ~Kahil Gibran |
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Jesse Jaymz Senior Member
since 2000-01-24
Posts 708Youngstown, ohio |
you know your not suppose to milk the bulls. that might be a problom and it aint milk. and where is allan. and why did that girl that i couldnt reconize stare at us and walk out like that?? hmmmmmm hey dopey lets get out of here before that bull gets mad. All I feel is hurt and sorrow, praying it'll all be gone by tomorrow but as tomorrow rolls around, another tear hits the ground. |
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Severn Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-17
Posts 7704 |
'Excuse me????? I am from the LAND of milk cows...I grew up mooing to them across a river (truly I did lol) - I rather think I would KNOW the difference between a bull and cow eh?' K says huffily... Awright theen? Gunna argya with a rool kiwi maate? [This message has been edited by Severn (edited 05-03-2001).] |
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Acies
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Member Rara Avis
since 2000-06-07
Posts 7665Twilight Zone |
~*Acies and Kamie walk back in IHOP with a bucket of milk, but they realize that Jessie and Dopey are gone. Not only that, they left without paying the bill ;(*~ "So long as men can breathe or eyes can see, |
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Severn Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-17
Posts 7704 |
No worries Acies - we'll just give them the milk ok? Then we will hunt down jesse & dopey...ohhhhh you're in for it boys.. hey has anyone seen Allan? Is he still working on those pathetic..er...inventive, original death machines? K |
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Allan Riverwood
since 2001-01-04
Posts 3502Winnipeg |
~*paces in his laboratory, pondering... pondering... when suddenly, Carly rushes in and tells him all about her idea for a Mizz Beepers. After a nice breakfast CHO meal, Allan sits down and begins to create the prototype Mizz Beepers, while Carly sits down and begins knitting the pink dress and ribbon*~ Build a man a fire, and he's warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. |
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Acies
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Member Rara Avis
since 2000-06-07
Posts 7665Twilight Zone |
~*Acies remembers that they just won a lot in Vegas, so he pays the bill and leaves a $100.00 tip to the waitress.*~ "So long as men can breathe or eyes can see, |
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Child of the Stars
since 2000-09-07
Posts 1658Ann Arbor, MI |
*can't knit worth a poop and burns the dress and ribbon with flames escaping from her breath...* *goes out to the local Hot Topic and purchases some kickin' punk gear for Miz Beepers* Thas whut AHM talkin bout... *shows Allan the secret weapons hidden in Miz Beepers' accessories* See, this one is programmed just to squirt pudding balls at persons with names unknown.... "Your joy is your sorrow unmasked. And the self-same well from which your laughter rises was often-times filled with your tears." ~Kahil Gibran |
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Jesse Jaymz Senior Member
since 2000-01-24
Posts 708Youngstown, ohio |
*knocks on allans door* hey allan. i have a few things for you. some parts you might be able to use to get back at those other two. dont worry dopey will be here soon. we left them with the bill so it would stall them. so lets get to work. you up for it?? *evil grin* All I feel is hurt and sorrow, praying it'll all be gone by tomorrow but as tomorrow rolls around, another tear hits the ground. |
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Allan Riverwood
since 2001-01-04
Posts 3502Winnipeg |
~*The door to the Abandoned Warehouse opens, and Jesse is grabbed by his collar and dragged into the building. The door is slammed behind him.*~ *~Jesse finds himself in front of a very classy-looking man sitting at a desk, with his feet up. There is a woman next to him, slightly tall, in a red satin dress. The man smiles at Jesse politely.*~ I am Allan, yes. And who are you, stranger? *whispers to the woman* I don't know, Carly... he looks suspicious... |
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Dopey Dope
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Member Patricius
since 2000-08-30
Posts 11132San Juan, Puerto Rico |
*suddenly out of nowhere a shout is heard* YEeeeeeeeeHAaaaawwwww!!! *Javier dumps 20 gallons of milk on the spiffy lookin man and the woman next to him* He swings down with a rope and frees jesse. Then he quickly ties up the man and woman together* We're outa here partner!!!!! YEeeeeeeeeeehawwwwww!! *jesse and Javier exit the warehouse* |
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Allan Riverwood
since 2001-01-04
Posts 3502Winnipeg |
~*struggles to break free*~ We've got no alternative, Carly... we have to use our last resort. *~hits a big red button below his desk with his foot~* ~*the building bursts open, and a huge, 50 foot metal spider-creature emerges*~ (Allan yells from the cockpit) You mortals are going to get it now! You'll never top this, the ultimate beepers! It's Mr Beepers v4, the Arachnia Model! Mwa ha ha! ~*goes for the controls but is still tied up*~ Oh crud... ~*Beepers V4 goes completely out of control and begins to rampage the city*~ |
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Acies
Moderator
Member Rara Avis
since 2000-06-07
Posts 7665Twilight Zone |
~*Acies and Kamie, again go about their business and decide to go to the mall to shop for some phat outfits*~ "So long as men can breathe or eyes can see, |
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Jesse Jaymz Senior Member
since 2000-01-24
Posts 708Youngstown, ohio |
great plan Javier. worked to a tee lets get out of here before that weird spider thang gets out. And I cry to the alleyway |
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Child of the Stars
since 2000-09-07
Posts 1658Ann Arbor, MI |
Darn good thing I'm not lactose intolerant.. *manages to wriggle her feet free and picks up a bottle of chocolate sauce that was leftover from breakfast* Got milk? "Your joy is your sorrow unmasked. And the self-same well from which your laughter rises was often-times filled with your tears." ~Kahil Gibran |
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Dopey Dope
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Member Patricius
since 2000-08-30
Posts 11132San Juan, Puerto Rico |
*Javier and jesse run to a local music shop and tell them to beware the giant, robotic, psycho spider rampaging through the city* *Javier finds a manual "How to defeat giant, robotic, psycho spiders that rampage through cities for Dummies" and reads it* Jesse quick.....get a guitar and a huge amp.....10,000 watts!!! I'll get another with 20,000 watts....we need to blast this spider to hell with sound waves that will burst his wiring causing it to wither and plummet to the floor in complete defeat! |
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Jesse Jaymz Senior Member
since 2000-01-24
Posts 708Youngstown, ohio |
i just happen to have that amp right here. and as always i have my guitar. awaiting your plan my friend And I cry to the alleyway |
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Allan Riverwood
since 2001-01-04
Posts 3502Winnipeg |
Ah-HAH! I was expecting this kind of thing! ~*using his teeth, flips open "evil robot building/engineering for dummies" to a bookmarked page*~ Right here! I installed an anti-electic field to this thing. What does it do? It disables all other machines around it, especially guitar amplifiers! *~hits the big yellow button with his foot~* ~*Beepers v4 gives off a shrieking, twisted Industrial melody that shuts off all the power in the city, as well as causing all the batteries to self-destruct*~ Mwa ha ha! You are all doomed! Without electricity, how can you play music rockin' enough to destroy v4? Simple! You can't! I win, everyone! I win! ... oh and Carly. Yeah she wins too, 'cause she brought me breakfast. |
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Dopey Dope
Moderator
Member Patricius
since 2000-08-30
Posts 11132San Juan, Puerto Rico |
*looks at jesse with an evil grin* Yes! I anticipated this! *shows The man controlling Beepers4 his manual of "How to Make your Guiatar and Amp Solar Powered for Dummies"* Ha ha ha!!!!! *Jesse and javier rock on playing hard music and watch as The evil spider slowly starts to feel the power of 30,000 Watts of head banging sound waves!!* YEA!!!!!! |
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Acies
Moderator
Member Rara Avis
since 2000-06-07
Posts 7665Twilight Zone |
~*Acies and Kamie, walking in the mall, sees that the Beepers robots are on sale for $9.95. So, they decide to get a couple*~ "So long as men can breathe or eyes can see, |
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Severn Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-17
Posts 7704 |
...and modify them...hehehhehe...trained to kill... |
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Dopey Dope
Moderator
Member Patricius
since 2000-08-30
Posts 11132San Juan, Puerto Rico |
*looks at acire and kamla and shakes his head* |
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Acies
Moderator
Member Rara Avis
since 2000-06-07
Posts 7665Twilight Zone |
How can you be seeing us when you're somewhere else Dopey? ~*Kamie and Acies makes the beepers robot into a robo bodyguard*~ "So long as men can breathe or eyes can see, |
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Allan Riverwood
since 2001-01-04
Posts 3502Winnipeg |
NOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooo ~*With his foot, Allan hits the eject button just as Beepers v4 teeters and falls over, crushing Jesse and Javier's vehicle*~ Um...... well at least I got back at you! Ah-HAH!  ~*flies off into the horizon. Could he finally be defeated? only time will tell...*~ Build a man a fire, and he's warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. |
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Allan Riverwood
since 2001-01-04
Posts 3502Winnipeg |
(out of character) Ok everyone, I think we should make this thread a "to be continued" until Javier gets back from his cruise. Alright? To Be Continued.... |
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Acies
Moderator
Member Rara Avis
since 2000-06-07
Posts 7665Twilight Zone |
okies "So long as men can breathe or eyes can see, |
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cherish Senior Member
since 2001-03-25
Posts 1639swimming in fairy floss........... |
hahahahahhahaa!!! oh my i had fun laughing my head off...hehehe..the ppl sitting next to me were getting slightly peeved off about it ( im at uni right now-see i AM addicted )well ive run out of popcorn *takes the week off to go in search of the worlds best popcorn* a week's too long to wait so ive gotta do sumthing right? |
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Jesse Jaymz Senior Member
since 2000-01-24
Posts 708Youngstown, ohio |
sounds good to me And I cry to the alleyway |
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Severn Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-17
Posts 7704 |
Agreed.... I didn't know humph sulk |
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Acies
Moderator
Member Rara Avis
since 2000-06-07
Posts 7665Twilight Zone |
~*give Kamla a huggies*~ "So long as men can breathe or eyes can see, |
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Severn Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-17
Posts 7704 |
thanks Acies...feel better now heh |
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Acies
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Member Rara Avis
since 2000-06-07
Posts 7665Twilight Zone |
he he "So long as men can breathe or eyes can see, |
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Child of the Stars
since 2000-09-07
Posts 1658Ann Arbor, MI |
*knits a sweater with "SEXY" across the front*  |
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Acies
Moderator
Member Rara Avis
since 2000-06-07
Posts 7665Twilight Zone |
Is that for me "So long as men can breathe or eyes can see, |
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Severn Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-17
Posts 7704 |
OH no it's definitely for me Acies...sorry - maybe next time for you? K |
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Acies
Moderator
Member Rara Avis
since 2000-06-07
Posts 7665Twilight Zone |
That's what you think Kamie "So long as men can breathe or eyes can see, |
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Severn Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-17
Posts 7704 |
Oh I KNOW...I know I know.. 'I'm too sexy for this thread I'm too sexy for this thread...' Sheesh I need to grow up ~snicker~ K |
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Acies
Moderator
Member Rara Avis
since 2000-06-07
Posts 7665Twilight Zone |
Is that the song I'm thinking of Kamla?  "So long as men can breathe or eyes can see, |
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Dopey Dope
Moderator
Member Patricius
since 2000-08-30
Posts 11132San Juan, Puerto Rico |
*suddenly rushes in the room with a loud, tropical t-shirt on* hey! I'm back! Let's get crackin!!!! |
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Severn Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-17
Posts 7704 |
Nobodies speaking to you anymore Javs - we're all too jealous heh.. You've been dumped out on the side of the road and left to fend for yourself... K |
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Dopey Dope
Moderator
Member Patricius
since 2000-08-30
Posts 11132San Juan, Puerto Rico |
*walks around aimlessly until he spots a Ms. Beepers and starts talkin to her about how he's all alone and....lonely and stuff that goes along with being ALONE* |
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Severn Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-17
Posts 7704 |
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW ~pity pity~ snicker mean K |
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Acies
Moderator
Member Rara Avis
since 2000-06-07
Posts 7665Twilight Zone |
This is no pity party Dopey "So long as men can breathe or eyes can see, |
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Jesse Jaymz Senior Member
since 2000-01-24
Posts 708Youngstown, ohio |
*jesse walks over to dopey* dont worry your not alone my friend And I cry to the alleyway |
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Dopey Dope
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Member Patricius
since 2000-08-30
Posts 11132San Juan, Puerto Rico |
*hugs Jesse*  |
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Local Parasite
since 2001-11-05
Posts 2527Transylconia, Winnipeg |
sigh |
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Severn Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-17
Posts 7704 |
OMG it's the cheese joke thread...LP what were you thinking? K |
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Jeffrey Carter
since 2000-04-08
Posts 2367State of constant confusion! |
*quietly turns and walks away* You guys are nuts LOL |
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bsquirrel
since 2000-01-03
Posts 7855 |
"I wear the cheese. The cheese does not wear me." -- from an old episode of Buffy |
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bsquirrel
since 2000-01-03
Posts 7855 |
(sorry, Mr Beepers v6 told me to say that) |
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Wind
since 2002-10-12
Posts 2981 |
"Dizzy? Dizzy, I gots cheeeeezzze!" My favorite word used to be cheese. In every home vidio we own, I say the word "cheese" at least ten times. No kidding. No ones getting no comfort from me! Poetry does not know age, |
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doggie-lover Junior Member
since 2003-03-29
Posts 23 |
I'm new, but i get a kick more out of the funny replies more than your joke. SRY! |
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doggie-lover Junior Member
since 2003-03-29
Posts 23 |
I'm new, but i get a kick more out of the funny replies more than your joke. SRY! |
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Wind
since 2002-10-12
Posts 2981 |
And you just discovered one of the most inconvenient parts of posting (not for us, for you) Sometimes you click on the button twice and your reply is duplicated. Nothing big, it happens to all of us. Its cool to see a new member back here, but why would anyone start off were all the weird poeple go? (no offense, but we are all weird, no denying it) Cheese Rocks! Poetry does not know age, |
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Marshalzu
since 2001-02-15
Posts 2681Lurking |
The "Wehatecheese" Union disagrees with your statement of "Cheese Rocks" because it is so plainly evil. |
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bsquirrel
since 2000-01-03
Posts 7855 |
The Wehatecheese Union is nothing but a puppet organization under the Fermented Milk Haters Association. That's right, I said it! And your politics disgust me. Let's do lunch, over some nice grilled cheese sandwiches. :mmm: |
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Wind
since 2002-10-12
Posts 2981 |
This comeing from someone who is afraid of yogurt? I thank you for sticking up for cheese. Do you know how cheese was invented? A man carrying camel milk throough the desert to a neighboring tribe lost the trail. While he traveled, he grew hungry. after 30 days, his food supply ran out. He opened the bag of milk, and the rest was history. The milk had turned into cheese after so many days unter the sun and bouncing in the saddle. Cheese is history, my friend. Without it, no grilled chesse, cheese on spagetti or pizza or crackers. No cheese in your salad, no cheese balls, cheese nips, cheese chips, cheezy bread. Need I say more? Cheese rocks. Hard. Vote for cheese SMEARED Never be normal! [This message has been edited by Wind (04-02-2003 07:33 PM).] |
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bsquirrel
since 2000-01-03
Posts 7855 |
I've never read a 229-part joke on cheese before, especially one where I was involved in some small way. This has been most illuminating. |
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Android 17
since 2001-07-21
Posts 664Winnipeg |
Mmmmmm...cheese and champagne! The world is good, and nothing bad ever happens! |
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Local Parasite
since 2001-11-05
Posts 2527Transylconia, Winnipeg |
quote: I second that motion. |
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