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brian madden Member Elite
since 2000-05-06
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If God watches television what would be his favourite tv program, also what would be the devil's fav tv program. any takers on this one.... or am just so bored that I think that this thread could be funny. ======================= God's favourite tv program would have been Highway to Heaven (when they showed that) these days its Seventh Heaven and touched by an angel though he is quite annoyed by all the mistakes in touched by an angel, the way she keeps telling everyone she is an angel. Hasn't she heard of blind faith. the devil's favourite program is funnily enough Seventh Heaven. He finds it one of the funniest programs ever because it in no way reflects true life he also likes the Jerry Springer show because he is proud of his son (jerry) and his tv show. "difference between love and comfortis that comfort's more reliable and true |
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Skyfyre Senior Member
since 1999-08-15
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Hmmm ... can't think of much on TV that God would approve of ... "Little Bear," perhaps? Oh, and God HATES Barney, of course ... *brr* If I could choose a video program it would have to be Veggie Tales, another kids' program (they ARE God's favorites, after all -- and with good reason!) ... it is a Christian program and it is funny as well as educational ... The Devil's favorites are the televangelists ... |
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brian madden Member Elite
since 2000-05-06
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Linda everyone hates Barney except for the devil because Jerry springer and Barney are his sons. THey form the unholy trinity. It is a perfect plan, use Barney to poison the minds of children everywhere. The devil tried the same with the teletubbies but he made the mistake of employing a bunch of hippies to devise the show. |
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Dopey Dope
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Lovin the new pic....and the shirt yer wearin, AWESOME! God loves Radiohead, no doubt! God loves to watch "That 70's show" he thinks it rocks....he told me. |
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Spice Senior Member
since 2001-04-13
Posts 1266Resting in my cardboard box. |
God has a sense of humor. I mean- look at Javier! God likes to watch "Who's Line is it Anyway?" He never misses an episode. It cracks the guy up. The devil , He is all about some Discovery Channel. |
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Dopey Dope
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Yes God does love Who's line is it Anyway... But he also likes that Croc man on the discovery channel "Tudaay kids we're gonna hunt me some crock. Aw crickey, I thank the crock is a bit mad at mey. I betta run me tail off! " |
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catalinamoon
since 2000-06-03
Posts 9543The Shores of Alone |
God would be watching reruns of Highway to Heaven, I agree. And the devil likes Charmed, as I do. And the X files, of course. |
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brian madden Member Elite
since 2000-05-06
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Javier, thank you right now I am attempting to get into the new album... I don't think even God understands Radiohead. Well I always knew that the 70's and disco were created by God. Spice, yes both BRitish and american versions. Everyone loves whose line is it anyway. The devil likes discovery channel.. I can see your point boring documentaries can be hell at best of times Sandra, I would see the devil as being more of a "Millennium" man mmade by the creators of the x files and far better at times. "difference between love and comfortis that comfort's more reliable and true Brutal and mocking but always therea crutch for enmity's saddest glare" [This message has been edited by brian madden (edited 06-03-2001).] |
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Skyfyre Senior Member
since 1999-08-15
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The devil also likes Soap Operas ... Writes a few of them himself, I understand ... Susan Lucci is his illegitimate child. |
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Acies
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I think God would be watching the NBA Playoffs I'm so sorry for doubting you Kit ... please forgive me!!!! |
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Dopey Dope
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God loves independent films |
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Acies
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The real word and road rules challenge on MTV I'm so sorry for doubting you Kit ... please forgive me!!!! |
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Acies
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The real word and road rules challenge on MTV I'm so sorry for doubting you Kit ... please forgive me!!!! |
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Severn Member Rara Avis
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Actually I'd heard it was The teletubbies. I know God takes potshots at them for fun... K |
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Acies
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He loves Elmo too hi Sweets, Lizzy, Ina, Erin, Erica, Minna, Kit, Kamie, Javi, Jenn, Sharon, Nan, Cawlee, Allan, Val, Sara, Justine, Leah, Jess, Kimmie, Maree, Michele, |
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Dopey Dope
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No....God hates elmo.. |
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brian madden Member Elite
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Linda who the heck is Susan Lucci? Javier is right everyone hates Elmo. THough God does like Snuffy the Snuffalupocous (sp?) "Build a man a fire, he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life". Terry Pratchett |
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Dopey Dope
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Brian is right.....everyone loves snufflelovealsugus (sp) |
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Spice Senior Member
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Posts 1266Resting in my cardboard box. |
No No- God hates the teletubbies cause they scare perfect and wonderful Jessica. That goes for E.T. too. He hates that long necked, glowing red finger and heart creature...And yes- I use the word hate...for God knows that these came from the devil....which he hates. Elmo though- he likes Elmo okay... And he is ALL about some Blue's Clues. He ecspecially likes Magenta...why? Cause she's Pink. |
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Acies
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I think it's Mr. Snufflelufugus He likes the powerpuff girls too hi Sweets, Lizzy, Ina, Erin, Erica, Minna, Kit, Kamie, Javi, Jenn, Sharon, Nan, Cawlee, Cherish, Val, Sara, Justine, Leah, Jess, Kimmie, Maree, Michel |
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Dopey Dope
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God loves The gummy bears.. *sings* Gummy bears!! Jumping here and there and everywhere!! |
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brian madden Member Elite
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Javier, the gummi bears there is a blast from the past. God also likes the Care bears... he would because he created the series himself. I wish I knew how to load up pictures then I could make everyone nostalgic with pictures from both cartoons. THe devil loves reality tv like Big Brother and Surviror, greedy people competiting for money, he also likes Ms world and any tv show where the seven deadly sins are part of the show's plot lines. "Build a man a fire, he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life". Terry Pratchett |
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Dopey Dope
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The Devil loves my home movies cuz they suck so much. |
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Acies
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God likes watching the discovery channel hi Sweets, Lizzy, Ina, Erin, Erica, Minna, Kit, Kamie, Javi, Jenn, Sharon, Nan, Cawlee, Cherish, Ashley, Sara, Justine, Leah, Jess, Kimmie, Maree, Mic |
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Dopey Dope
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Especially the Croc Hunter! |
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Acies
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...but He hates those Croc Hunter imitation shows hi Sweets, Lizzy, Ina, Erin, Erica, Minna, Kit, Kamie, Javi, Jenn, Sharon, Nan, Cawlee, Cherish, Ashley, Sara, Justine, Leah, Jess, Kimmie, Maree, Mic |
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Sudhir Iyer Member Ascendant
since 2000-04-26
Posts 6943Mumbai, India : now in Belgium |
I heard the most fav. program for God remains the Tom and Jerry show... He loves the way they fight, and recreates the same scene amongst us humans by pressing the key buttons of the Remote that He wields. The pen is mightier than the sword and the remote is mightier than the pen. For the devil, he watched all news programs to be in touch with the disasters on earth, and feels happy about the incidents where many die or get seriously injured before help can reach. :* "I was born intelligent - education ruined me" |
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Dopey Dope
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I think Sudhir got the devil part right. |
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