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brian madden
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0 posted 2001-05-31 03:16 PM


If God watches television what would be his favourite tv program,
also what would be the devil's fav tv program.

any takers on this one....

or am just so bored that I think that this thread could be funny.

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God's favourite tv program

would have been

Highway to Heaven (when they showed that)

these days its Seventh Heaven and touched by an angel

though he is quite annoyed by all the mistakes in touched by an angel, the way she keeps telling everyone she is an angel. Hasn't she heard of blind faith.

the devil's favourite program is funnily enough
Seventh Heaven. He finds it one of the funniest programs ever because it in no way reflects true life he also likes the Jerry Springer show because he is proud of his son (jerry) and his tv show.    

"difference between love and comfortis that comfort's more reliable and true
Brutal and mocking but always therea crutch for enmity's saddest glare"

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1 posted 2001-05-31 03:26 PM


Hmmm ... can't think of much on TV that God would approve of ... "Little Bear," perhaps?  Oh, and God HATES Barney, of course ... *brr*

If I could choose a video program it would have to be Veggie Tales, another kids' program (they ARE God's favorites, after all -- and with good reason!) ... it is a Christian program and it is funny as well as educational ...

The Devil's favorites are the televangelists ...

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2 posted 2001-05-31 03:42 PM


Linda everyone hates Barney except for the devil because Jerry springer and Barney are his sons.  THey form the unholy trinity. It is a perfect plan, use Barney to poison the minds of children everywhere. The devil tried the same with the teletubbies but he made the mistake of employing a bunch of hippies to devise the show.

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3 posted 2001-06-02 12:33 PM


Lovin the new pic....and the shirt yer wearin, AWESOME!

God loves Radiohead, no doubt!

God loves to watch "That 70's show"
he thinks it rocks....he told me.

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4 posted 2001-06-02 03:02 PM


God has a sense of humor. I mean- look at Javier!   God likes to watch "Who's Line is it Anyway?" He never misses an episode. It cracks the guy up.

The devil   , He is all about some Discovery Channel.

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5 posted 2001-06-02 04:28 PM


Yes God does love Who's line is it Anyway...
But he also likes that Croc man on the discovery channel "Tudaay kids we're gonna hunt me some crock. Aw crickey, I thank the crock is a bit mad at mey. I betta run me tail off!  "

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6 posted 2001-06-02 04:30 PM


God would be watching reruns of Highway to Heaven, I agree. And the devil likes Charmed, as I do. And the X files, of course.
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7 posted 2001-06-03 11:09 AM


Javier, thank you right now I am attempting to get into the new album... I don't think even God understands Radiohead. Well I always knew that the 70's and disco were created by God.

Spice, yes both BRitish and american versions. Everyone loves whose line is it anyway.  The devil likes discovery channel.. I can see your point boring documentaries can be hell at best of times

Sandra, I would see the devil as being more of a "Millennium" man mmade by the creators of the x files and far better at times.    


"difference between love and comfortis that comfort's more reliable and true
Brutal and mocking but always therea crutch for enmity's saddest glare"

[This message has been edited by brian madden (edited 06-03-2001).]

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8 posted 2001-06-04 02:48 AM


The devil also likes Soap Operas ...

Writes a few of them himself, I understand ... Susan Lucci is his illegitimate child.

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9 posted 2001-06-04 10:12 AM


I think God would be watching the NBA Playoffs  

I'm so sorry for doubting you Kit ... please forgive me!!!!

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10 posted 2001-06-04 03:55 PM


God loves independent films
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11 posted 2001-06-04 04:36 PM


The real word and road rules challenge on MTV  

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12 posted 2001-06-04 05:15 PM


The real word and road rules challenge on MTV  

I'm so sorry for doubting you Kit ... please forgive me!!!!

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13 posted 2001-06-05 12:37 PM


Actually I'd heard it was The teletubbies.

I know God takes potshots at them for fun...

K

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14 posted 2001-06-05 09:26 AM


He loves Elmo too  

hi Sweets, Lizzy, Ina, Erin, Erica, Minna, Kit, Kamie, Javi, Jenn, Sharon, Nan, Cawlee, Allan, Val, Sara, Justine, Leah, Jess, Kimmie, Maree, Michele,

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15 posted 2001-06-05 05:35 PM


No....God hates elmo..
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16 posted 2001-06-05 06:42 PM


Linda who the heck is Susan Lucci?

Javier is right everyone hates Elmo.
THough God does like Snuffy the Snuffalupocous (sp?)

"Build a man a fire, he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life". Terry Pratchett

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17 posted 2001-06-06 03:19 AM


Brian is right.....everyone loves snufflelovealsugus (sp)
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18 posted 2001-06-08 01:57 PM


No No- God hates the teletubbies cause they scare perfect and wonderful Jessica. That goes for E.T. too. He hates that long necked, glowing red finger and heart creature...And yes- I use the word hate...for God knows that these came from the devil....which he hates.

Elmo though- he likes Elmo okay...
And he is ALL about some Blue's Clues. He ecspecially likes Magenta...why? Cause she's Pink.

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19 posted 2001-06-08 04:36 PM


I think it's Mr. Snufflelufugus  

He likes the powerpuff girls too  

hi Sweets, Lizzy, Ina, Erin, Erica, Minna, Kit, Kamie, Javi, Jenn, Sharon, Nan, Cawlee, Cherish, Val, Sara, Justine, Leah, Jess, Kimmie, Maree, Michel

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20 posted 2001-06-09 03:27 PM


God loves The gummy bears..

*sings*
Gummy bears!!
Jumping here and there and everywhere!!

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21 posted 2001-06-10 07:15 AM


Javier, the gummi bears there is a blast from the past. God also likes the Care bears... he would because he created the series himself.


I wish I knew how to load up pictures then I could make everyone nostalgic with pictures from both cartoons.

THe devil loves reality tv like Big Brother and Surviror, greedy people competiting for money, he also likes Ms world and any tv show where the seven deadly sins are part of the show's plot lines.

"Build a man a fire, he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life". Terry Pratchett

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22 posted 2001-06-10 04:47 PM


The Devil loves my home movies cuz they suck so much.
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23 posted 2001-06-10 06:32 PM


God likes watching the discovery channel    

hi Sweets, Lizzy, Ina, Erin, Erica, Minna, Kit, Kamie, Javi, Jenn, Sharon, Nan, Cawlee, Cherish, Ashley, Sara, Justine, Leah, Jess, Kimmie, Maree, Mic

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24 posted 2001-06-11 02:16 AM


Especially the Croc Hunter!
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25 posted 2001-06-11 09:23 AM


...but He hates those Croc Hunter imitation shows

hi Sweets, Lizzy, Ina, Erin, Erica, Minna, Kit, Kamie, Javi, Jenn, Sharon, Nan, Cawlee, Cherish, Ashley, Sara, Justine, Leah, Jess, Kimmie, Maree, Mic

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26 posted 2001-06-11 09:37 AM


I heard the most fav. program for God remains the Tom and Jerry show... He loves the way they fight, and recreates the same scene amongst us humans by pressing the key buttons of the Remote that He wields.

The pen is mightier than the sword and the remote is mightier than the pen.

For the devil, he watched all news programs to be in touch with the disasters on earth, and feels happy about the incidents where many die or get seriously injured before help can reach.

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27 posted 2001-06-11 05:50 PM


I think Sudhir got the devil part right.
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