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I AM WOMAN (Just couldn't help but post it)
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MagnoliaBlue Member
since 2000-05-12
Posts 367 |
There's three guys and they're out having a relaxing day fishing. Out of the blue, they catch a mermaid who begs to be set free in return for granting each of them a wish. One of the guys just doesn't believe it, and says, "OK if you can really grant wishes, then double my I.Q." The mermaid says, "Done." Suddenly, the guy starts reciting Shakespeare flawlessly and analyzing it with extreme insight. The second guy is so amazed he says to the mermaid, "Triple my I.Q." The mermaid says, "Done."The guy starts to spout out all the mathematical solutions to problems that have been stumping all the scientists of varying fields: physics, chemistry, etc... The last guy is so enthralled with the changes in his friends, that he says to the mermaid, "Quintuple my I.Q." The mermaid looks at him and says, "You know, I normally don't try to change people's minds when they make a wish, but I really wish you'd reconsider." The guy says, "Nope, I want you to increase my I.Q. times five, and if you don't do it, I won't set you free." "Please", says the mermaid, "You don't know what you're asking...it'll change your entire view on the universe...won't you ask for something else... a million dollars, anything?" But no matter what the mermaid said, the guy insisted on having his I.Q. increased by five times it's usual power. So the mermaid sighed and said, "Done." And he became a woman. (Author unknown to me...but it makes my boat float.).        ROTFLMAO ~My Skipper Jim I love you! Your Lady June~ |
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Butterflies_dont_cry Member Elite
since 2000-03-06
Posts 3733Michigan |
ROFL........very cute  |
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Sunshine
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
Bam! 'nuff said. Sunny ~~~Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see the shadow. Helen Keller ~~~ When you want to be loved, look within...KRJ |
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Christopher
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Member Rara Avis
since 1999-08-02
Posts 8296Purgatorial Incarceration |
OK, ya know ya done good when I can't come up with a single smart alecky response! ROFL! Too cute! |
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Nan
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
 [This message has been edited by Nan (edited 07-14-2000).] |
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RainbowGirl Member Elite
since 1999-07-31
Posts 3023United Kingdom |
ROFL....ooops..*g* HUGS Nan: Is that a mermaid on the end of that line?...LOL HUGS |
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Jamie Member Elite
since 2000-06-26
Posts 3168Blue Heaven |
Very funny indeed But do you know what the most painful part of the sex change procedure is when a man becomes a woman????????? When they suck out half his brain. |
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Dark Angel Member Patricius
since 1999-08-04
Posts 10095 |
Ha Ha Ha Ha, this is GOOD! *G* |
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annele New Member
since 2000-07-15
Posts 9 |
i have heard this one before definitely like it..sorry guys...no offense |
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