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Irie Senior Member
since 1999-12-01
Posts 1493Washington State 
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A friend E-mailed this to me the other day! I thought you all might get a small kick out of some of these! If computer error messages were haikus: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ First snow, then silence. This thousand dollar screen dies so beautifully. With searching comes loss and the presence of absence: "My Novel" not found. Three things are certain: death, taxes, and lost data. Guess which has occurred. A file that big? It might be very useful, but now it is gone. Windows NT crashed. I am the Blue Screen of Death. No one hears your screams. Errors have occurred. We won't tell you where or why. Lazy programmers. The code was willing. It considered your request, but the chips were weak. Printer not ready. Could be a fatal error. Have a pen handy? This site has been moved. We'd tell you where, but then we'd have to delete you. ABORTED effort: Close all that you have. You ask way too much. The Web site you seek cannot be located but endless others exist. A crash reduces your expensive computer to a simple stone. Yesterday it worked. Today it is not working. Windows is like that. Having been erased, the document you're seeking must now be retyped. Serious error. All shortcuts have disappeared. Screen. Mind. Both are blank. ~Sheri |
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Poet deVine
Administrator
Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
Funny!!! I love these..and boy are they true!  |
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Marge Tindal 
since 1999-11-06
Posts 42384Florida's Foreverly Shores |
Irie~ All attempts to SAVE Have been totally wasted Now do it AGAIN ! Your drive isn't hard But your head certainly is I said ILLEGAL ! *Thank you for sharing those adorables with us ! I liked 'em bunches ! ~*Marge*~ ~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~ [email protected] |
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X Angel Senior Member
since 1999-11-07
Posts 1521Oregon |
laughing muchly here  |
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Lakewalker Member Elite
since 2000-08-05
Posts 3289On the streets w/ people |
A lighter side of such an annoying thing, thanks for sharing these  my favorite:Three things are certain: death, taxes, and lost data. Guess which has occurred. |
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Stephanos
since 2000-07-31
Posts 3618Statesboro, GA, USA |
Very entertaining!! lol. This inspired me to write "Computer Limericks". I have posted it on this forum. If you get a minute check it out. and hope you enjoy it. |
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bsquirrel
since 2000-01-03
Posts 7855 |
404 not found. 404, oh 404. 404 not found. |
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Miah Senior Member
since 2002-08-26
Posts 1062Pennsylvania |
heheh. Soooo true! loved these. |
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