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Jeffrey Carter
since 2000-04-08
Posts 2367State of constant confusion! 
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My significant other telling me to put the toilet seat back down. I asked her if I have to put it back down when I finish why can't you leave it up when you are finished? I mean fair is fair right? And why is it that you women always complain about you hair getting messed when we guys put the car window down? I know speaking for my other half she has enough hair spray on her head to blow up China if you struck a match to it  Just a question ....how do you all feel about this? |
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Michael
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Member Rara Avis
since 1999-08-13
Posts 7666California |
Every woman I know complains about sitting down on the toilet in the dark with the seat up...LOL (as if a man ever had that luxury). They don't want to have to use the light switch the way it was intended either, I guess. I think if the seat were meant to always be down, it wouldn't have been made with hinges to begin with... and besides, if the MAN who made the toilet knew of just how much fuss women would make of it - I'm sure he'd have been content to just continue using the nearest tree. We all should be arguing over more appropriate things in my opinion, like which way the toilet paper comes off the roll perhaps... Michael [This message has been edited by Michael (edited 11-06-2000).] |
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Nan
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
Haven't we solved BOTH of these issues... Now the hairspray one... That's worth discussing..  |
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WhtDove Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-22
Posts 9245Illinois |
LOL love that hairspray thing! Enough to blow up China!! ROFL! Now, we might be able to discuss that one without a war you think Nan? |
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Ron
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Member Rara Avis
since 1999-05-19
Posts 8669Michigan, US |
I would like to go on record as saying hairspray is, without question, the most useless and irritating product yet invented by science. I would like to, but I won't. I'm a product of the fifties and sixties. And if you're old enough to recognize the phrase "a little dab'll do ya," you'll know why I'm keeping my mouth shut.  |
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Kit McCallum
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Member Laureate
since 2000-04-30
Posts 14774Ontario, Canada |
LOL Ron ... how's about a little Dippity Doo or Brill Cream to bring back some happy memories? Frankly, I can't stand hairspray though ...  |
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Jamie Member Elite
since 2000-06-26
Posts 3168Blue Heaven |
A former brylcreme user Ron?-- or Wildroot? And most of the former users of those products are the same ones you might say formerly had hair...lol Jamie Tu ne cede malis, sed contra audentior ito. - Virgil. "Yield thou not to adversity, but press on the more bravely". |
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Christopher
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Member Rara Avis
since 1999-08-02
Posts 8296Purgatorial Incarceration |
ummmmm.... yeah... *slips out the door* |
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Irie Senior Member
since 1999-12-01
Posts 1493Washington State |
ROFLMAO over the hairspray thing! Ok, now I don't mind the window down and I don't care if my hair gets messed up, unless we're going somewhere that required me much time setting or styling my hair, and that isn't often..... What buggs me is my hair whipping me in the face or getting in my eyes.... And the toilet seat thing......fair is fair. I fall in the toilet therefor he pees on plastic wrap! fair is fair, RIGHT? Hehe  |
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Severn Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-17
Posts 7704 |
Jeffrey - /pip/Forum6/HTML/000080.html you may find that interesting in regards to the seat issue...(my opinion hasn't changed btw lol) Hairspray? My hair is long and straight Hairspray??? Choke, splutter, HAHA... errrr... I'm sure it is genuinely effective for some. I may as well put fly spray on my head. Personally, being one of those natural kinda girls (ie - see makeup and run away) I find hair spray a bit bemusing. A few serious questions here - do women actually LIKE the feeling of strands of hair stuck together? Or is it solely the appearance factor that counts? K The wind shifts like this: Like a human without illusions... This is how the wind shifts: Like a human, heavy and heavy, Who does not care. W.S |
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Nan
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
All righty then... Somebody find us a hairspray alternative... We could just keep the top down and let it fly with the wind... That's fun for sure - but - When it rains and the top has to go up, we've got no hairdo left... Oh.. the roof leaks? ... Well then... What the heck - Throw the stupid spray away and just settle for the "au natural" windblown wet look and go spuddlin'... |
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Severn Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-17
Posts 7704 |
Wind blown natural is great.... K |
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RainbowGirl Member Elite
since 1999-07-31
Posts 3023United Kingdom |
Ok, I confess to having hair lacquer, in fact seeing as I'm being confessional I'll admit to having 3 cans, one in the cloakroom, one in the en-suite and one in the office but *not* for my hair but because when I see a large fat hairy spider it keeps *him* in place!!! bows head in shame.....ROFL |
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Sunshine
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
For Ron, one word: Beehives. |
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SEA 
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Member Seraphic
since 2000-01-18
Posts 22676with you |
Too funny..I don't care about the seat, as for the hairspray, it doesn't do me any good any way.....my hair is fine and thin so I can put the whole can on and in ten minutes it will go flat-window down or not! -SEA |
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Rosebud1229 Senior Member
since 2000-04-05
Posts 1813North Carolina |
O.k you ask for it, In my opinion men have no aim at all, I mean it they don't know how to pee in a toilet they get everywhere except the toilet, I work in a store where it's available unfortunately to men, we definitely need men and women, everytime I go in there, there's pee all over the toilet lid and all on the floor, I guess it must be a hardship for some men to lift the lids, gawd it's terrible really, My opinion is women need their bathroom, no men allowed, as far as hair spray they are perfecting it everyday it's no longer stick together to make a bee's hive new and improved! |
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Poet deVine
Administrator
Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
I say we all shave our heads and pee in the woods...problems solved!!! Next!! |
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Nan
Administrator
Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
Do they have porta potties in the woods? |
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Poet deVine
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
Yes Nan, they're called bushes.  |
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RainbowGirl Member Elite
since 1999-07-31
Posts 3023United Kingdom |
But Sharon, what would I do with my.....ooops never mind...*g* bury it I guess...LOL I seem to remember a really funny thread somewhere on loo paper, anyone know what I'm talking about? Had me in stitches when I read it... |
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Poet deVine
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
Here's the thread: ON A ROLL /pip/Forum6/HTML/000042.html |
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WhtDove Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-22
Posts 9245Illinois |
ROFL Ron!! And hey Nan, you know you can always wipe with leaves. (but watch out for those poison ivy leaves) Then again you can use a dollar...but watch out those quarters can be dangerous. I'm like you Susan with hairspray. I use it though, cause if I don't, it all goes straight. And man that looks like hell LOL> |
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Nan
Administrator
Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
BUSHes can be prickly though... and I've got aGOREaphobia too.....  |
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Temptress
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Member Rara Avis
since 1999-06-15
Posts 7136Mobile, AL |
Hmm..I'm keeping my mouth shut on the toilet seat thingy because I don't have an opinion on that or a problem in that area. Toilet paper over the top because its easier to tear... I don't like my hair getting into my face while the window is down either. Its annoying. My husband is usually the one who gets more annoyed with me when I put a window down, and his hair isn't even long enough to get in his face. Figure that one out. He gets it cut pretty short (he found an older barber who uses an old fashioned razor). Hairspray is a product that I use once in a while when I want a little volume in my hair since it is naturally straight and flat (with just a bit of wave...enough to make it flip annoyingly)Needless to say, I don't coat it on like a helmet as I used to. Not to long ago, I finally found a perfect sylist, and got my hair cut in a style that lets me brush it and go if I want, and it still has a little shape to it. It won't go in a ponytail cooperatively, but I hate those things anyway. geesh..anyways...Laters all! [This message has been edited by Temptress (edited 11-08-2000).] |
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Rex Allen McCoy Member Elite
since 2000-01-30
Posts 2863Sippin a Timmy's in London |
I installed a nightlight motion detector and as far as the hairspray is concerned ... spray it on the toilet seat ... to keep it down |
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Temptress
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Member Rara Avis
since 1999-06-15
Posts 7136Mobile, AL |
ROTFL@REX! Nice...nice.. |
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StarPryncess17 Senior Member
since 2000-05-31
Posts 932Colorado |
I wouldn't mind the toilet thingy, but one night I stayed at my boyfriend's house...usually never wake up and have to pee, but that night we did some heavy drinking...  so here I am I wake up and have to pee horrifically bad...walk to the bathroom didn't want to touch the light switch b/c I didnt want to deal with my eyes and the light thing...so I sit down, and what do I end up doing?? You guessed it!! I ended up somewhere I didn't care to be. ever since then, it's a new rule, when I stay the night, you put the damn seat down before we go to bed, and in the morning and through the day, do as you please with it. I can handle putting it down, just NOT in the middle of the night when I'm a bit tipsy in the dark ya know???? so boys, be kind to the women in your life, unelss you want to be getting out of bed to hear them absolutely livid about falling in the damn toilet because YOU forgot to put the seat down. Hair spray, I have naturally curly hair (HATE IT!!) and when I am too lazy to straighten it, I use gel or mousse and leave it at that, but when I do straighten it, and curl the ends, my hair holds well for the simple fact it is so thick. Therefore I hate hairspray. *Being an angel doesn't mean having a halo or wings, it means doing the right thing and wanting to make a difference* |
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mariee66 Senior Member
since 2000-01-30
Posts 596Recess, OfYourMind |
Nice pic Jeffrey! Well, I laughed as I read your gripe--not all girls are that way my dear Yes, I am one of the few who doesn't care if the toilet seat is left up, and I use a minimal amount of spritz so I can have that natural soft feeling for my auburn locks Honest! |
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angelface Junior Member
since 2000-10-25
Posts 40Savannah area, Georgia |
As for TP: roll from the top. As for hairspray: I have naturally)curly hair, therefore I do not need hairspray. It wouldn't stay in place, because it's too thick. As for the toilet seat: It really doesn't matter to me, because I read somewhere that if you really love someone, the little things --like toilet lids-- don't matter. I leave it down when I'm done and he leaves it up when he's done. I never fall in the toilet because I know he's probably been the last one to use the bathroom. So there!! If something inspires you, write about it. If something inspires you but is pure inspiration, do not write about it, for that shall taint it DS |
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