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Holy Drinking Water, Batman!

Christopher

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Member Rara Avis

since 1999-08-02

Posts 8296
Purgatorial Incarceration

0 posted 2007-01-08 05:32 PM

Story: http://www.insidebayarea.com/search/ci_4970370
Product Website: http://www.holydrinkingwater.info/

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and said he understands "this has the potential to be a controversial product."

Ya think?

Question: If there's a CA CRV on Holy Drinking Water, does that make religion recyclable only in California?

SEA

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Member Seraphic

since 2000-01-18

Posts 22676
with you

1 posted 2007-01-08 05:50 PM

now that is a gimmick! good grief.
and Kissy, love the new pic....yer just too cute!

Christopher

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Member Rara Avis

since 1999-08-02

Posts 8296
Purgatorial Incarceration

2 posted 2007-01-08 07:57 PM

hey cutie!

and for your more eclectic spiritual needs: http://www.holywater.biz/main.html - if you click on "GUARANTEED" it leads to my favorite part:

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Returns

We are trying to break the "dot com" mold. Of the thousands of products we have sold, we have only had a handful of returns. Our goal is to make our customers happy. Aside from your satisfaction, we guarantee that the product to be free from defects, that it will be shipped promptly, and that you receive excellent service. Finally, and most importantly, that if you drink our water and follow the directions carefully, we guarantee that you will NOT GO TO HELL.

I think I just ruptured my spleen laughing!

Edward Grim
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since 2005-12-18

Posts 1154
Greenville, South Carolina

3 posted 2007-01-09 02:03 AM

"Warning: Consuming Holy Drinking Water™ should not replace attending church or any other establishment of worship. Warning to sinners: If you are a sinner or evil in nature, this product may cause burning, intense heat, sweating, skin irritations, rashes, itchiness, vomiting, bloodshot and watery eyes, pale skin color, and oral irritations."

This actually sounds like a gag from Monty Python. I guess that says that real life is stranger and funnier than any type of fiction, lol.

And I said to the devil, "You better leave my spleen alone."

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