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Kaoru
since 2003-06-07
Posts 3892where the wild flowers grow 
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-- How much wood could a wood-chuck chuck if a wood-chuck could chuck wood? -- Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations? -- Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called a cargo? -- Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed? |
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muted
since 2004-01-15
Posts 2949Elapsing, Eclipsing, Evolving |
LMAO |
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iliana Member Patricius
since 2003-12-05
Posts 13434USA |
You are too cute! Thanks for the comic relief!  ....jo |
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LeeJ Member Patricius
since 2003-06-19
Posts 13296 |
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Cpat Hair
since 2001-06-05
Posts 11793 |
-- Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations? (chuckling).. actually..I can answer yes to this and even modeled it out to the extent that with no hypothetical situations, the world would be ordered ( if it were to survive) in such a way that neither faith nor doubt would exist as both are hypothetical, therefore the reality of such a world would be "mechanical" in its cause and effect.. used that in a debate with Ser one day..lol..I think she thought I was nuts.. oh..wait.. maybe I am... |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
I didn't think you were nuts, Cap. I just thought you were WRONG. lmao... |
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Cpat Hair
since 2001-06-05
Posts 11793 |
yeah..I know you thought that.. but that was a hypothetical possibilitie which we both knew was impossible.. LMAO  |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
en garde! *chuckle*  And I think that was my point exactly. That ole paradox thing, yanno...but I need a nap if I'm gonna wrastle with YOU, y'wascally wabbit! (great. now I'll have loony tune DREAMS too.)  |
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Local Parasite
since 2001-11-05
Posts 2527Transylconia, Winnipeg |
quote: Seventeen. quote: No. quote: Why do people drive on a parkway, and park in a driveway? quote: Could you put on lipstick with your eyes closed? |
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Kaoru
since 2003-06-07
Posts 3892where the wild flowers grow |
lol. I think I could put lipstick on with my eyes closed if I tried. Maybe I'm just talented. The real question is, can I put on mascara and lipstick on at the same time? |
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Midnitesun
since 2001-05-18
Posts 28647Gaia |
LOL, this is a funny thread, especially after two glasses of Pinot Noir. *chuckling* here BTW, loved the parkway/cargo stuff. You've made my night a little brighter, just like the old lamplighter. (a song my father sang to me, a long long time ago) |
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Ratleader
since 2003-01-23
Posts 7026Visiting Earth on a Guest Pass |
AND Why can't men shave without making faces? ~~(¸¸¸¸ºº> ~~(¸¸¸¸ºº> ~~(¸¸ ¸¸ºº> ~~~(¸¸ER¸¸ºº> |
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Local Parasite
since 2001-11-05
Posts 2527Transylconia, Winnipeg |
quote: You'll understand when you grow up.  |
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Kaoru
since 2003-06-07
Posts 3892where the wild flowers grow |
Why do I feel the need to watch people brush their teeth? |
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Local Rebel Member Ascendant
since 1999-12-21
Posts 5767Southern Abstentia |
Why do they call them apartments when they're all crammed together? Carlin is a prophet. Although -- I'm stumped by your last question Meg...  |
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SEA
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Member Seraphic
since 2000-01-18
Posts 22676with you |
I can put my mascara on with my mouth closed...no, seriously...I can. and i can relate to the teeth brushing watching thingie.... |
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Kaoru
since 2003-06-07
Posts 3892where the wild flowers grow |
well, there's that, and I question the deviance of myself whilst people are putting in contacts. Is this why they've put a lock on the bathroom door? -sigh- |
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*Alli4000*
since 2004-03-21
Posts 3188The World of Poetry |
Here's some more questions for you all... 1. What happens if you get scared half to death twice? 2. Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them? 3. What should you do if you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? *:.AIM = Alli4000.:* |
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Christopher
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Member Rara Avis
since 1999-08-02
Posts 8296Purgatorial Incarceration |
1. What happens if you get scared half to death twice? A: You're 3/4's dead. (Think about it) 2. Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them? A:Because there's a fungi which thrives in wet, warm climates - mold. And you're not really clean - you've washed a good portion of the visible dirt off, but even water has contaminants in it, not to mention the air you're standing it - after soaking all this up, the bath towel will inevitably begin to ... stink. 3. What should you do if you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? A: Dinner and a salad. |
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