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Ringo

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since 2003-02-20

Posts 3684
Saluting with misty eyes

0 posted 2004-05-20 07:04 PM

Ladies, Gentlemen, and those who haven't figured it out yet, I have finally found the way to true success in yourlife. Whether it is in business, or love, or whatever, this is the REAL THING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have
all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

C-O-N-N-I-V-I-N-G
3+15+14+14+9+22+9+14+7 = 107%

AND, look how far butt kissing will take you.

B-U-T-T-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
2+21+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 149%

So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that While hard work and knowledge will get you close, and, Attitude will get you there,
Conniving and Butt kissing will put you over the top.

Enjoy your new found success.

Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again...
http://www.cmlb.net/ringo

*Alli4000*

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since 2004-03-21

Posts 3188
The World of Poetry

1 posted 2004-05-20 07:18 PM

lol!!!!

ESP
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since 2000-01-25

Posts 2556
Floating gently on a cloud....

2 posted 2004-05-20 08:35 PM

Nice one!

~Liz.

"Time has told me not to ask for more, one day our ocean will find its shore" ~Nick Drake

Ron

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Member Rara Avis

since 1999-05-19

Posts 8669
Michigan, US

3 posted 2004-05-20 10:16 PM

Sorry, Ringo, but your math is wrong. Cute, but still wrong.

Add 1 through 26 and you get a total of 351. ATTITUDE equals 100, which is about 28.5 percent of 351.

Adding numerical letters and then tacking on a percent sign is like adding inches and calling your results ounces.

Ringo

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since 2003-02-20

Posts 3684
Saluting with misty eyes

4 posted 2004-05-20 11:54 PM

There's always one...

LOL

Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again...
http://www.cmlb.net/ringo

timothysangel1973

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since 2001-12-03

Posts 1725
Never close enough

5 posted 2004-05-21 12:17 PM

"Adding numerical letters and then tacking on a percent sign is like adding inches and calling your results ounces."

See there.... that one put my mind in the gutter hehehehehehe

Michelle_loves_Mike

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since 2003-12-20

Posts 1189
Pennsylvania

6 posted 2004-05-21 10:45 PM

Math, yeah right! funny stuff tho

Michelle

I wish all could find the true happiness I have found,,in the eyes of Mike

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