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JP
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0 posted 2003-04-28 01:22 PM


Subject: Home on time!


A man left from work one Friday afternoon. But instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend hunting with the boys and spending his entire paycheck.

When he finally appeared at home, Sunday night, he was confronted by his very angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade of his actions.

Finally his wife stopped the nagging and simply said to him. "How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?"

To which he replied: "That would be fine with me."
Monday went by and he didn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results. Finally on Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.

Yesterday is ash, tomorrow is smoke; only today does the fire burn.
Nil Desperandum, Fata viem invenient
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1 posted 2003-04-28 05:02 PM

Lmao that was great
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2 posted 2003-04-28 07:05 PM

I'm not one for abuse of any kind..but I had to read your ending twice to get it and smile
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3 posted 2003-04-28 11:00 PM

Finally, one I haven't heard before. Thanks for the laugh.

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4 posted 2003-05-06 06:43 PM



HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA

I love it

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Swim out to it"
Severn
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5 posted 2003-05-07 03:03 AM

ROTFLMAO!!!

First class...

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6 posted 2003-05-07 08:56 PM

LOL Excellent!!!
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7 posted 2003-05-08 09:48 AM


New Photo!  Lookin' Good!
JP
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8 posted 2003-05-08 10:17 AM

Thanks   Tried to do something about the face, but I found out that what they did in the movie doesn't work in real life....

Yesterday is ash, tomorrow is smoke; only today does the fire burn.
Nil Desperandum, Fata viem invenient
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