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Ron

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0 posted 2003-01-14 07:48 AM

True story. I heard on the radio that some guy is starting a new company to clone dogs for bereaved pet owners. He is calling his company Genetic Savings and Clone. Cute, but I was sure WE could do better.

So, were you to set up a company for cloning _____ (fill in the blank), what would you call it?

serenity blaze
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1 posted 2003-01-14 08:01 AM

OH MY.

You tempt me to be naughty.

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.................

screeching before I even started my coffee here!

Now.

Pardon me while I go edit my thoughts a bit. sheesh.

Well. I'll try.

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2 posted 2003-01-14 08:10 AM

I'd set up a company to clone poets and call it 'A Litter Nation'.

serenity blaze
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3 posted 2003-01-14 08:38 AM

athletes-- "A Chip Off The Old Jock"

serenity blaze
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4 posted 2003-01-14 08:54 AM

computer programmers--Twin Geeks

(with apologies to Ron and um, Ron...)

heh heh?

serenity blaze
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5 posted 2003-01-14 09:01 AM

The all-purpose cloning clinic?

Refried Genes

---oh somebody save me from myself--
arrrrgggghhh---the coffee is kicking in....--

serenity blaze
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6 posted 2003-01-14 10:02 AM

all these years you thought those were Elvis Presley impersonators?

Nope. Clones.

There is bunker beneath graceland that has been churning out EP clones for years now. It's called: "The King and I"--otherwise known as "Et Cetera Et Cetera Et Cetera"

(there ya go Sharon...heh heh...one of the more benign e mails I dashed off to PdV this morning)

serenity blaze
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7 posted 2003-01-14 10:14 AM

and the true story of creation?

E.T. cloned home.

and that's it I'm outta here...

before Ron comes after me with one of those giant hooks to drag me off stage...

Miss Behavin'
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8 posted 2003-01-14 10:28 AM

Getting testy here... "When ONE is simply NOT enough"

Ain' Miss Behavin'
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9 posted 2003-01-14 10:36 AM

"Double your pleasure - Double your fun"

Kielo
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10 posted 2003-01-14 10:46 AM

... I'm a clone.

At least I thought I was.

Kielo

Miah
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11 posted 2003-01-14 11:20 AM

I need to think about this one. hmmmm maybe something like 'Clones 'R' Us' lol

bsquirrel

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12 posted 2003-01-14 01:07 PM

Clone-u-copia.

nakdthoughts
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13 posted 2003-01-14 01:11 PM

can't help but laugh at serenity's eruptions...how she can keep them coming I'll never know. (were you a comedian in another life?)

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Tim
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14 posted 2003-01-14 01:36 PM

Ben Ben & Jerry Jerry
for ice cream cloning of course.

Skyfire

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15 posted 2003-01-14 02:36 PM

I'm a clonee

Kielo, you're still a clone... *grins* we'll just put that one discrepancy behind us, eh?

Miracle-Clone: You want 'em, we'll clone 'em (oh that one was just horrible lol)

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16 posted 2003-01-14 03:22 PM

entire nations... by In clone nations

arguments and journeys Clone traversy

bad weather... in clonate

vlraynes
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17 posted 2003-01-14 03:40 PM

"Leave Me A'Clone!"
We'll help you become your own best friend.

[This message has been edited by vlraynes (01-14-2003 07:07 PM).]

serenity blaze
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18 posted 2003-01-14 04:15 PM

*slap me five, vicky*

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19 posted 2003-01-14 04:20 PM

*slaps five to serenity*

bsquirrel

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20 posted 2003-01-14 04:44 PM

*slaps five to serenity*

bsquirrel

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21 posted 2003-01-14 04:44 PM

*slaps five to serenity

serenity blaze
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22 posted 2003-01-14 04:54 PM

hey...

slaps five to mikie..

(serenity exits...grinning and doing the soft-shoe..)

serenity blaze
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23 posted 2003-01-14 04:55 PM

(serenity exits...grinning and doing the soft-shoe..)

Ron

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24 posted 2003-01-14 06:37 PM

Companies that clone the "other" pet would have to be Copy Cats

The company that brings back Van Gogh and Picasso, et al, would be Clona Lisa

We specialize in bringing back science fiction fans. Clone Encounters of the Third Kind

Want more kids? Call Kinko Kiddies today!

The first cloning company to avoid those new tax problems associated with being two people. I.R.Us

Miss the wife? You need Same Dames.

Any company that brings back MY first wife would be Double Trouble

For railroad employees only: The enGene that could

Specializing in old movie buffs. Play it again, Sam

Need more beasts of burden? Try Xeroxen

It's sugar and spice, and everything nice at Ditto Dolls

You'll feel like you already called us at Deja You

(Have I caught up with Karen, yet?

)

quietlydying

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25 posted 2003-01-14 06:44 PM

tele-clone.

clones by phone.

its... [1-800]me-again.

/jen/

'Christianity is the complete negation of common sense and sound reason.'
-- Mikhail Bakunin

Nightshade

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just out of reach

26 posted 2003-01-14 06:50 PM

How about....Me,Myself,& I....for those vain types?

Poet deVine

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Hurricane Alley

27 posted 2003-01-14 07:12 PM

This thread is a 3 groaner...

Cpat Hair

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28 posted 2003-01-14 07:35 PM

hmmm how about one that clones oxen

Just call Oxy More On the convienent 1-800 number listed below..

Ron

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29 posted 2003-01-14 07:43 PM

What's the matter, Sharon? Are you feeling all aclone?

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30 posted 2003-01-14 07:45 PM

"Unknown Clone" - Feed it, care for it, and see who it grows up to be.

"Counting Sheep" - When there's just not enough of 'ewe' to go around.

Cpat Hair

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31 posted 2003-01-14 07:49 PM

one that clones Seymour...
Sy clones are here!

Nightshade

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32 posted 2003-01-14 07:55 PM

Poet deVine

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33 posted 2003-01-14 08:29 PM

A 'Ron Carnell' clone (he's called the Wizard)

We Often see the Wizard

***

a politican clone? 'double take'

***

a 'PdV' clone? - double your pleasure

***

a clone of Titia - double dutch

***
clone of a TV show - repeat (oh! we already have those!)

Kielo
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34 posted 2003-01-14 08:39 PM

Oh. Ok.

In that case, I'm still a clone.

Excellent. *does the finger thing*

Kielo

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Cpat Hair

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35 posted 2003-01-14 09:06 PM

how about an anti cloning one... Stop cloning around?

Ron

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36 posted 2003-01-14 09:16 PM

a 'PdV' clone from Phoenix, Pairaclona?

(Okay, now I'm getting a headache. Both of me.)

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37 posted 2003-01-14 09:19 PM

I've been studying about Carnell clones to increase my Carnell Knowledge!

vlraynes
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38 posted 2003-01-14 10:36 PM

After conducting some extensive clone research, and with some
help from Nan, I have compiled the following bits of Clone Trivia:

Top 10 Hits on the Clone Music Charts:

10.  "Just The Two Of Us"

  9.  "Three Times A Lady"

  8.  "Are You Clonesome Tonight"

  7.  "I'll Never Walk A'Clone"

  6.  "Sargeant Pepper's Clonely Hearts Club Band"

  5.  "Only The Clonely"

  4.  "I Think I'm A'Clone Now"

  3.  "Clonely Days & Clonely Nights"

  2.  "Hey There Clonely Girl"

  1.  "A'Clone Again..Unnaturally"

Favorite Show on the CTV (Clone Television Network)

"The Clone Ranger"

Favorite Big Screen Movie

"Home A'Clone 2"
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Skyfire

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39 posted 2003-01-15 01:21 AM

ROFL
You guys are my heros!

anonymousfemale
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40 posted 2003-01-15 11:15 AM

lmao!

Very nice, guys.

Don't steal - the Government hates competition.

Cpat Hair

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41 posted 2003-01-15 11:50 AM

I think a new database destroyer clone is already available..

duplicate entries your door to chaos.

the ballet cloners Two too

the legal clones.... double indemnity

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42 posted 2003-01-15 07:37 PM

ROFLMAO!! Those are all sooo funny!! Ah! Need more help around the house? Call now, 1-800-2'scompany, Order today and get this mini-clone free! A $1,000 value!

WinterWren
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Ron

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43 posted 2003-01-15 10:04 PM

Over 10 billion served at McClones

Saturday Night Live (Again) presents the Clone Heads

Two Flew over the Cuckoos Nest

One is the Cloniest Number

(Please STOP me. Stick and stones may break my bones, but clones are driving me daft!)

Miss Behavin'
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44 posted 2003-01-15 10:35 PM

Crimson and Cloner.. Over and Over...

vlraynes
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45 posted 2003-01-15 10:39 PM

And we mustn't forget the classic, 'Clone In Love With You'.

Sunshine

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46 posted 2003-01-15 11:24 PM

See what happens? When you're not at clhome and you leave the house to clhildren...they take over the cplace....

clgeesh....

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47 posted 2003-01-16 11:37 AM

ROTFL at this cloning episode.
Leave me a clone.....
What a morning, reading this thread will surely require my clone to sit here, as I have to do some schoolreports and attempt to unscramble the IRS paperwork that glares at me from the corner table.
Will someone please organize a CLONAID CONCERT? Willie, are you there?

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48 posted 2003-01-16 06:23 PM

*slaps his forehead and chuckles*
I'm not sure whether to laugh, or to cry!

You know the day's gonna be bad, when you start it off---with Sephiroth at your door, demanding his toaster back...

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49 posted 2003-01-16 07:44 PM

I just got a job!!! I'm working for Clonaid setting up appointments for those who want to be cloned..

I'm the 'Clone Arranger'!!!

Ron

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50 posted 2003-01-16 08:20 PM

I understand, Sharon, that there's a fundamental flaw in the process that has a lot of your customers a little upset. Even the women come out smelling like cologne?

Poet deVine

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51 posted 2003-01-16 08:52 PM

So if I work in Germany will I be the Cologne Cologne Clone Arranger?

Nan

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52 posted 2003-01-16 11:51 PM

I hear tell there's a new company opening up in Co-Lone, Michigan - The CEO is a wizard who'll duplicate rabbits and chipmunks for magicians to pull from their magical hats....

....

They'll multiply at twice their normal rate

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quietlydying

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53 posted 2003-01-18 12:24 PM

and tonight on the clonan o'brien show...

it's shania twin!!

har har har... ::groan:: i never took part in this thread.

/jen/

vlraynes
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54 posted 2003-01-18 01:27 AM

LOL...but I SAW you Jen...or was that the OTHER you?

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55 posted 2003-01-18 03:20 AM

Clones For All
Give us a call
Never to short or tall
We will clone you all...wall to wall
Come December we will have a clones ball
Where there will be two of us all

"To share my poems with you is to share my heart with you"

quietlydying

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56 posted 2003-01-21 12:10 PM

i have heard so many people say that it's insane.

'i saw you at the mall on the weekend but you didn't say hi'.

'that's becase i wasn't at the mall'.

'really?'

and so it goes...
or 'you look just like my cousin!'

'no, your cousin looks like me.'

/jen/

'Christianity is the complete negation of common sense and sound reason.'
-- Mikhail Bakunin

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