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Wind
since 2002-10-12
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Have you ever done one of those add-on stories? One person starts it, and the others add on to it. Try this, it usually turns out really funny. My friend is afraid of snails. She runs away whenever she sees one. One day I asked her why. She told me this story: |
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Jaime
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I used to be in Girl Scouts a few years ago. We went camping in the summer and one night I climbed into my sleeping bag... i was here [This message has been edited by Jaime (12-08-2002 10:13 AM).] |
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Miah Senior Member
since 2002-08-26
Posts 1062Pennsylvania |
I was just about to get comfortable and fall asleep when I felt something down by my feet! |
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Wind
since 2002-10-12
Posts 2981 |
There were snails! Hundreds of them. They were huge and slimey. They wrapped my legs up in snail oozze and I couldn't move. After about an hour, Never be normal! [This message has been edited by Wind (12-08-2002 11:06 AM).] |
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Essorant Member Elite
since 2002-08-10
Posts 4769Regina, Saskatchewan; Canada |
My boyfriend snuck in the area, I told him I was oozed and asked for his help, but all he wanted to do was lay with me...so he climbed into my sleeping bag ... |
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Local Parasite
since 2001-11-05
Posts 2527Transylconia, Winnipeg |
and I looked over at him, and a look of terror washed over my face as I realized... |
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Wind
since 2002-10-12
Posts 2981 |
the ooze had turned him into a snail! The ugliest, biggest snail I ever saw. He kept saying "greenhouse dogs" and I didn't know why. Then, Never be normal! |
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Miah Senior Member
since 2002-08-26
Posts 1062Pennsylvania |
he let out this loud Yawp! As he started to.... [This message has been edited by Miah (12-08-2002 02:22 PM).] |
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Wind
since 2002-10-12
Posts 2981 |
Turned into a dog! I wrriggled out of the radioactive snail goop, to find that I was a squirrel. My boyfriend chased me ad tried to eat me, but I jumped on his face and stayed there where I was just out of reach. Never be normal! |
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Local Parasite
since 2001-11-05
Posts 2527Transylconia, Winnipeg |
(Wind, try not to dominate the story  )And then, the strangest thing happened. In a flash of light, a great big... |
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Marshalzu
since 2001-02-15
Posts 2681Lurking |
...big brown bear appeared. The bear was called Alfred and he liked to dress in a tuxedo at all times, this was due to... |
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Wind
since 2002-10-12
Posts 2981 |
(Parisite! It's my story! You can post a book for all I care.  It doesn't need to be less than a sentance. I just like checking in, thats all.) Never be normal! |
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vlraynes Member Rara Avis
since 2000-07-25
Posts 8229Somewhere... out there... |
...his embarrassment over unsightly bald patches over much of his body. These patches were the result of... |
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Skyfire
since 2000-12-27
Posts 3381Riding |
The Kentucky Fried Chicken he ate for supper the night before. He sauntered over to the... [This message has been edited by Skyfire (12-08-2002 06:53 PM).] |
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garysgirl
since 2002-09-29
Posts 19237Florida, USA |
....car and climbed up on top of it and started jumping up and down, until...... |
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vlraynes Member Rara Avis
since 2000-07-25
Posts 8229Somewhere... out there... |
...suddenly the back of his pants ripped wide open and... |
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Android 17
since 2001-07-21
Posts 664Winnipeg |
...it grew a tail that turned into a french-talking Tyranosaurus Rex! He said, "Bonjour---" along with... Rayndpnugah; ruf luimt E ajan pa cu cdibet... |
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Skyfire
since 2000-12-27
Posts 3381Riding |
..."Je m'appelle Bob" and started dancing the... |
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Local Parasite
since 2001-11-05
Posts 2527Transylconia, Winnipeg |
... night away. Of course, then I glanced down and remembered that I was covered in snails... although his dance routine was rather compelling and had taken my mind off of things. I decided it appropriate, if not obligatory, of me to offer him a bite of my... |
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vlraynes Member Rara Avis
since 2000-07-25
Posts 8229Somewhere... out there... |
...Flintstones Chewable Vitamins, which caused him to turn purple and start mumbling something about a guy named Fred. Suddenly, out of the corner of my eye, I saw... [This message has been edited by vlraynes (12-09-2002 01:17 AM).] |
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Skyfire
since 2000-12-27
Posts 3381Riding |
...a UFO!! It was flashing blue orange and red lights (strobelight fast), and I said to the dinosaur... |
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vlraynes Member Rara Avis
since 2000-07-25
Posts 8229Somewhere... out there... |
..."Do you have change for a dollar? That's my ride." To which he responded... |
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Local Parasite
since 2001-11-05
Posts 2527Transylconia, Winnipeg |
"muuuuuufamamfuam"... because his mouth was full of flinstones chewable vitamins, of which he'd helped himself to more... he turned more and more purple, mumbling more and more incoherently until finally... |
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Marshalzu
since 2001-02-15
Posts 2681Lurking |
...his tuxedo ripped and his bow tie snapped to reveal his... |
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garysgirl
since 2002-09-29
Posts 19237Florida, USA |
........unsightly bald spots which he thought were caused by the Kentucky Fried Chicken that he had eaten......but, he saw all the snails around on his feet and...... |
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Miah Senior Member
since 2002-08-26
Posts 1062Pennsylvania |
That's when I woke up! breathing hard, I was so happy this was a dream. Until I looked over and... |
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garysgirl
since 2002-09-29
Posts 19237Florida, USA |
...saw Alfred, the bear, right there beside me, covered with bald spots and snails, from head to toe. I tried to get out of my sleeping bag, but........ |
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vlraynes Member Rara Avis
since 2000-07-25
Posts 8229Somewhere... out there... |
...my hair was caught in the zipper, and before I knew it, Alfred was... |
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quietlydying
since 2001-06-10
Posts 935the wonderful land of oz |
...in the deep freeze. his pudgy little legs flailing frantically in the air. a whirlwind of greying wiry tufts of hair. his head out of sight, lost somewhere amidst the endless sea of frozen peas and peanut butter ripple ice cream he tried so desperately to get his paws on. i will admit, he wasn't the most attractive thing, but it was our mutual love of the finer things in life [namely premium ice cream straight out of the carton] that brought us together. i still remember the day we met... [[[sorry, just making up for lost time.]]] /jen/ 'i don't care if it hurts, i want to have control. i want a perfect body, i want a perfect soul.' [radiohead] |
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bsquirrel
since 2000-01-03
Posts 7855 |
but that's none of your business, you nosey readers! Anyway, I put on some clothes and walked outside to find a major New York publisher crossing the street. I brandished my manuscript (which you are reading), shouting ... |
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Marshalzu
since 2001-02-15
Posts 2681Lurking |
"I like cheese". Which of course at the time meant "The Wombles are coming". I looked down the street and what did I see, a large |
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Cpat Hair
since 2001-06-05
Posts 11793 |
Billboard advertising the new season on NBC, and there to my amazement was depicted the very story line I held in my hand. To say the least I was.... |
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garysgirl
since 2002-09-29
Posts 19237Florida, USA |
absolutely amazed that they had picked up MY story for a sitcom, (or soap opera), and that they were looking for more stars to feel the spots. I wonder who will audition........... [This message has been edited by garysgirl (12-12-2002 10:34 AM).] |
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Miah Senior Member
since 2002-08-26
Posts 1062Pennsylvania |
I thought to myself, I will try out for the part! I wrote the book, I should be in it! So I went down to the studio and... |
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Local Parasite
since 2001-11-05
Posts 2527Transylconia, Winnipeg |
... they kicked me out. Luckily for me, Alfred... |
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Wind
since 2002-10-12
Posts 2981 |
My friend went on and on. I interupted her. "Excuse me, I asked you why you are afraid of snails! Get on with it!" She frowned and said Never be normal! |
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vlraynes Member Rara Avis
since 2000-07-25
Posts 8229Somewhere... out there... |
...I'm sorry...it's just so painful to talk about. After the camping incident, I started having occasional nightmares about snails. Then, about 6 months later, I was out with some friends and we... [This message has been edited by vlraynes (12-12-2002 09:30 PM).] |
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Allysa
since 1999-11-09
Posts 1952In an upside-down garden |
decided it might be fun to fly to the moon, but we weren't sure how to get there, so we... "Wie ein Quadrat in einem Kreis, eck' ich immer wieder an obwohl ich doch schon lange weiß, daß ich niemals ändern kann." ~Wizo |
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Aenimal Member Rara Avis
since 2002-11-18
Posts 7350the ass-end of space |
..wrote a letter to NASA but they just sent us back packets of TANG.. |
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Miah Senior Member
since 2002-08-26
Posts 1062Pennsylvania |
So we all went back to my house and had some Tang, but all of a sudden we felt sick and then we started to.. [This message has been edited by Miah (12-13-2002 04:53 PM).] |
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Cpat Hair
since 2001-06-05
Posts 11793 |
see snails crawling in the door, through the window and even on the ceiling. Nervously we... |
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LoveBug
Moderator
Member Elite
since 2000-01-08
Posts 4697 |
... decided to build a giant tower to the moon, since those freaks at NASA wouldn't do it. There are no snails on the moon, as you know. And THEN... |
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Aenimal Member Rara Avis
since 2002-11-18
Posts 7350the ass-end of space |
I thought well why should i leave? I live here too you know. Then I thought, "What would Wind do?" and her voice came to me "Call the French!" I didn't understand and shook my head perplexed. And then it hit me "Escargot!" I screamed aloud.. (don't ask i dunno either lol) |
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quietlydying
since 2001-06-10
Posts 935the wonderful land of oz |
...it was time to panic. This whole time we had the tang, no one brought out any rice krispie cake. you just can't have tang without rice krispie cake. i quickly forgot about the snails and busied myself in the kitchen, marshmallow goo was soon everywhere. and i thought to myself, this could be a fire hazard... /jen/ 'i don't care if it hurts, i want to have control. i want a perfect body, i want a perfect soul.' [radiohead] |
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garysgirl
since 2002-09-29
Posts 19237Florida, USA |
....and it was. A big fire started, but was put out before any major damage was done. I thought that just MAYBE the snails all died from the smoke of the fire, but I was wrong. I looked and the snails had multiplied. They were everywhere, plus some other things were everywhere, too. They looked like........... |
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Aenimal Member Rara Avis
since 2002-11-18
Posts 7350the ass-end of space |
penguins with ski masks. And they were armed! I shrieked in horror.. |
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Wind
since 2002-10-12
Posts 2981 |
I couldn't move! I began to notice just how hidious snails are. With their ugly grey shells and oozzy bodies. And since that day, I have never been able to look at a snail the same way again. My house was destroyed, my boyfriend was a dog, and I was living on the moon. All because of snails. So you really can't believe me for being afraid of them. Never be normal! |
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bsquirrel
since 2000-01-03
Posts 7855 |
"Is that true?" I asked. "Actually, no," she replied, with a shrug. "They just wrecked my lettuce." |
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Cpat Hair
since 2001-06-05
Posts 11793 |
"wrecked your lettuce?" I replied as I walked into the other room in order to be sure there were no snails following us. |
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