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Lost Dreamer Member Elite
since 1999-06-20
Posts 2464Somewhere near the Rainbow 
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Hear Ye, Hear Ye, Men Of The Corner Pub Hear ye, hear ye, men of The Corner Pub time to nestle into your cozy seats now these ladies will show how to tame a bear cub my imagination is sparked wondering how. tonight this will be their performed act as they dance and entice you the audience They're quite professional as a matter of fact and you will see they lack very little confidence. I expect the utmost in manners tonight men we want this act to continue to please all without turning into a wild, crazy lion's den so if you hear an announcement heed the call. Are you men all ready to jump start your week Monday nights shall prove to be your highlight I hope this entertainment is what you did seek. Ladies Friday night the men will demo the kite. The fee for tonight's show is to write a poem describing what you saw and how it made you feel, Do you guys have an imagination? Let's see it. |
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childomine Senior Member
since 2000-01-25
Posts 818st. petersburg, FL |
I look forward to seeing the results of this challenge!!  ...Give me the strength to walk the soft earth, a relative to all that is.... Black Eagle Oglala Sioux holy man |
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John the cat Member
since 2000-03-23
Posts 357England |
Mmmmmm A rhyme is a possibility, Describing all the things I see, But how to write with enough decorum, To make it printable on this forum? May your roof never fall in and those beneath it never fall out. Irish proverb. |
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twinsgd Member
since 2000-02-13
Posts 416Ontario,Canada |
I'm all settled down, in my chair in the pub. The lights are dimming down, the show's gonna start. The first girl appears and she's balancing a ball. Quite clever enough,but she's seven feet tall. I started to laugh then she came over here, slapped me in the face and then dumped out my beer. Needless to say, I was shocked and dismayed. The reason I came, was not to get laid out by a bully, who was seven feet tall. The second girl out Then I never did see pose, I was out in the washroom so I could percieve what was wrong, with my bleeding nose. Three scantily dressed gals then appeared on the stage The music "The Stripper" it was being played. I sat up in my seat then to get a good view. The way they were wriggling was almost obscene, but being broad minded, I waited to see What they would take off, next,how little I knew, Three guys in girls outfits, oh dear what a view. My Dearest Lost Dreamer, Monday night was a bust. As pub entertainment director you just simply must. Go back to the drawing board and then redirect, Your efforts at getting Radio City Music Hall Rockettes. Jack |
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childomine Senior Member
since 2000-01-25
Posts 818st. petersburg, FL |
You're far too modest, far too kind come on Cat, tell us of your find. A seven foot bully? How can that be? Three women who were but were not? Your night was wild to say the least but Jack, less than a bargain you got. [This message has been edited by childomine (edited 04-04-2000).] |
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