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Justin Ebriated
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since 1999-11-20
Posts 6

0 posted 1999-11-28 10:15 AM

Where's the Eggnog?

When I saw the new forum called 'Holiday Cheer'
I quickly, with jitters, hightailed over here!
And then I came in with my head in a fog
and I searched and I searched for the high-test eggnog!

Where is the Eggnog? I can't seem to find it!
I'm ready for cheer and I sure wouldn't mind it!
During the holidays, nog is quite liked.
I assume someone's dutifully getting it spiked?

Pray tell, where's the eggnog, my poetry pals?
Has it all been drank up by you fine guys and gals?
Did I miss it or is the bartender en route?
Should I sit and wait for it or leave in a pout?

I assumed in a forum called 'Holiday Cheer',
there'd certainly be some spiked eggnog in here!
Justin Thyme please start serving, before I pass out!
'Cause what else could this 'Holiday Cheer' be about?

I'll check when Nurse Cratchet's escaped on her break,
while she's out of the 'stute and my hands start to shake.
I'll be back to make toasts with my poetry friends.
So, I hope that the bartender starts to bartend!

With Thanksgiving over, soon Santa will come
and I'm SURE he'll bring eggnog all spiked up with rum!


Justin Ebriated

[This message has been edited by Justin Ebriated (edited 11-28-1999).]

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Justine Uff
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since 1999-10-17
Posts 27

1 posted 1999-11-28 10:41 AM

How did you ever 'scape the 'stute?
I left you there passed out.
I've hidden all the booze from you
You'll not find it about!!

We'll have our eggnog sans the rum
You'll like it just as well
A sober holiday's in store for you
Now won't that just be swell?

You'll thank me dear, I know you will
with Christmas season near
To face the world with eyes anew
You're Santa's sober help this year!!

Member Elite
since 1999-08-19
Posts 3079
Southern Florida
2 posted 1999-11-28 11:05 AM

Justin Ebriated
New Member
since 1999-11-20
Posts 6

3 posted 1999-11-28 11:41 AM

It's Aunt Justine! I can't believe it!
She won't leave me alone!
I get a drink and she retrieves it!
She doesn't like me stoned!

I think her problem, it's a big one,
is that she's uptight.
She doesn't like when ANYBODY
has fun through the night.

Hey, Aunt Justine! Just mind your business
and let me have some fun!
Or else when Santa comes to visit,
he just won't give you none!

You've always been a troublemaker!
You make trouble every year!
Every Thyme you say don't drink
I get another beer!

So please just go on to the mall
and buy some Christmas stuff.
Because your griping's like your name
and I've had Justine Uff!


Member Seraphic
since 1999-08-22
Posts 22648

4 posted 1999-11-28 06:26 PM

I think the Looney Toons drank it all!!


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since 1999-06-07
Posts 6871
5 posted 1999-11-28 10:03 PM

Another of you Justins? Isn't there Justin Uff of this Justin Sayne nonsense? Someone please get a hold on it Justin Thyme, Justin Kace I end up in the 'stute as well!

Hehehe~just kidding you guys. I also am awaiting the (spiked) eggnog!

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since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622
Ala bam a
6 posted 1999-11-29 07:25 AM

Hey, I know you!....You're brother, (Justin Toxicated), hangs around with me most every day?.....Nice work here bro...
Justin Toxicated
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since 1999-11-29
Posts 8

7 posted 1999-11-29 09:52 AM

Hey, Toe! Wassappenin'?!!! My cousin, on the Enebriated side of the family, told me you were here at the Cheer lookin' for some eggnog, too! I told him Toe don't mess with no eggnog! He doesn't like to water down his rum! HAHAHAHAHA... I crack myself up!

Psst... listen, meet me over at the Corner Pub and we'll toss down a few. Watcha say?

Echo Rhayne
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since 1999-09-17
Posts 1495
Canyon Country, CA
8 posted 1999-11-29 11:34 AM

hehehe we started the eggnog on Thanksgiving, actually before I think
I think I am the one who drank it all, sorry Jusin Ebriated hehe

~*~ Hell is not a place of fire and a devil with a tail and horns. But a place of torment because the light of God is gone. To escape this, accept the blood of Jesus Christ! ~*~

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since 1999-08-31
Posts 3329
Oregon, Originally From Alaska :)
9 posted 2000-07-17 07:52 AM

This definitely isn't the right time of year but, some Eggnog sure sounds good!!!!  LOL
This is quite funny...loved it!!  Maybe I'll head back in here again come December and see if you get your eggnog this year!!  Whatcha think??

"Somewhere, somehow, it should be possible to touch someone and never let go again. To hold someone, not for a moment but forever." Unknown

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