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Poet deVine

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Member Seraphic

since 1999-05-26

Posts 22612
Hurricane Alley

0 posted 2000-12-01 11:05 PM

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
a fruitcake made in 1983
On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Two rubber duckies
And a fruitcake made in 1983
On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Three Chia pets
Two rubber duckies
And a fruitcake made in 1983
On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Four pickle tongs
Three Chia pets
Two rubber duckies
And a fruitcake made in 1983
On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Five Ginsu knives
Four pickle tongs
Three Chia pets
Two rubber duckies
And a fruitcake made in 1983
On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Six pink flamingos
Five Ginsu knives
Four pickle tongs
Three Chia pets
Two rubber duckies
And a fruitcake made in 1983
On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Seven bags of pork rinds
Six pink flamingoes
Five Ginsu knives
Four pickle tongs
Three Chia pets
Two rubber duckies
And a fruitcake made in 1983
On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Eight jugs of eggnog
Seven bags of pork rinds
Six pink flamingoes
Five Ginsu knives
Four pickle tongs
Three Chia pets
Two rubber duckies
And a fruitcake made in 1983
On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Nine whoopie cushions
Eight jugs of eggnog
Seven bags of pork rinds
Six pink flamingoes
Five Ginsu knives
Four pickle tongs
Three Chia pets
Two rubber duckies
And a fruitcake made in 1983
On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Ten pounds of bratwurst
Nine whoopie cushions
Eight jugs of eggnog
Seven bags of pork rinds
Six pink flamingoes
Five Ginsu knives
Four pickle tongs
Three Chia pets
Two rubber duckies
And a fruitcake made in 1983
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Eleven flannel nighties
Ten pounds of bratwurst
Nine whoopie cushions
Eight jugs of eggnog
Seven bags of pork rinds
Six pink flamingoes
Five Ginsu knives
Four pickle tongs
Three Chia pets
Two rubber duckies
And a fruitcake made in 1983
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Twelve knitted potholders
Eleven flannel nighties
Ten pounds of bratwurst
Nine whoopie cushions
Eight jugs of eggnog
Seven bags of pork rinds
Six pink flamingoes
Five Ginsu knives
Four pickle tongs
Three Chia pets
Two rubber duckies
And a fruitcake made in 1983

Elizabeth

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Member Ascendant

since 1999-06-07

Posts 6871
Minnesota

1 posted 2000-12-01 11:10 PM

Interesting assortment of gifts...now the question is, what did you do with them all?

LoveBug

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since 2000-01-08

Posts 4697

2 posted 2000-12-02 12:18 PM

Hehehe... I needed a laugh!

Thanks bunches.

"Where there is great love there are always miracles" -Cather
"Love heals everything, and love is all there is"- Zukav

kcsgrandma
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since 2000-09-24

Posts 1522
Presque Isle, ME

3 posted 2000-12-02 11:54 AM

PdV - I came over here feeling bored and lonely and the smile on my face got bigger with each day!

Thank you! I needed that!

To love another person is to see the face of God.
- Les Miserables

Marilyn

Dopey Dope

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Member Patricius

since 2000-08-30

Posts 11132
San Juan, Puerto Rico

4 posted 2000-12-02 10:15 PM

Haha this was very cheery! I liked this one deeeevinnnneeee!!

I was born myself, raised myself, and will continue to be myself. The world will just have to adjust.

I hate your socks. I'd like to burn them!

serenity blaze
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since 2000-02-02

Posts 27738

5 posted 2005-12-12 03:24 PM

And it just wouldn't be a party without THIS!

You made me remember how much I miss your wonderful humor!

Merry Christmas!

Dark Angel
Member Patricius

since 1999-08-04

Posts 10095

6 posted 2005-12-12 05:00 PM

Thanks for the smiles here PDV. Enjoyed muchly

m xx

how i would love you, love you as no one ever did! Die and still, love you more. And still love you more..and more
~Neruda~

tearsoflove13762
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since 2004-09-05

Posts 488
Texas.. and yes i have an accent

7 posted 2005-12-13 06:08 PM

Poet i loved this! my favorite was the flannel nighties!
Laura

Magicmystery
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since 2002-02-13

Posts 821
Windsor, Ontario, Canada

8 posted 2005-12-13 08:34 PM

I just gotta tell ya... by the time I got to the chia pets, I was singing it!!! Ya gotta love this!!!!  It just took me a couple of verses to understand where to put the notes around the Fruitcake. I have to send this one to my mother. She'll be in stitches too.
Merry Christmas!!!
o oo  o  o   o oo o oo oo o  o o o oo o o oo o o o  o oo o o oo o oo oo o oo oo o o o o oo o o oo oo  o ooo o oo o o oo  o oo ooo o oo oo ooo oo oo    oooo oo o o ooo oo o o o o oo o  oo o oo  o  ooo  o o oo ooo o o oo o o oo o  o  oo oo  o o o  oo o o  oo oo o oo oo o o o   oo o o  o o o oo o
Sherry