Open Poetry #4 |
Toerag's Vacation |
Wicked Witch of the East Member
since 1999-11-09
Posts 69 |
On vacation Toe did go, ...Alaska's where he went, On the ocean in a kayak, ...is how his time was spent, His feet got cold and so he bought, ...a heater to keep warm, Placed it in the kayak's hull, ...and paddled up a storm, Toe's craft caught fire and it sank, ...into the ocean blue, Just goes to show, can't have your kayak, ...and then Toe, heat it too. |
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hoot_owl_rn Member Patricius
since 1999-07-05
Posts 10750Glen Hope, PA USA |
Laughing like a loon here |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion |
Yo ho ho, Matey - a wonderful poem about Toerag trying to be like ol' Long John. Naturally, he wasn't sailor enough to brave the cold, and now he is shriveled up even more than before. |
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Bashful Junior Member
since 1999-10-22
Posts 28 |
toe and his misadventures. I am glad that I do not have is bad luck. (blushing furiously and running to hide in my corner again) |
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Seymour Tabin Member Empyrean
since 1999-07-07
Posts 31720Tamarac Fla |
Toe, your adventure brought me so to tittle, I think I wet my pants a little. |
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Menage Numero Trois Junior Member
since 1999-07-20
Posts 33Zee South of France |
*Cackling Madly!!!* Ahhhh poor sexy Toe, heee shoulda taken one of zee Menage to varm him -3 ------------------ vous pouvez penser que vous me connaissez mais vous faites? Je ne suis pas qui vous vous attendez à ce que je soit |
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Menage #1 Junior Member
since 1999-07-20
Posts 28 |
Peut-être, mon ami, Numero Trois - but I am looking for la tête de poètes de tête not for l'orteil.... especially for the raggy kind..... |
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Denise
Moderator
Member Seraphic
since 1999-08-22
Posts 22648 |
Hillarious! ------------------ Denise |
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Wicked Witch of the East Member
since 1999-11-09
Posts 69 |
Thank you my pretties..... "cackle cackle" |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
I'm just a quiet Toerag, Bashful, shy, and kind, But everyone treats me so bad, I can't imagine why? I'm nice to Balladeer, But he's always mean to me? I don't kick little kitties? And I like witches from the east? That's okay, I don't mind, I'm used to humility, But I just don't understand, Why everybody picks on me? |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
I knew this was a cold, callous, mean-spirited bunch of people. *G* First they leave carnage and destruction in their wake as they rush to try to nibble on you... then they laugh at you in your peril! These new "friends" leave much to be desired, sweet Toe! C'mon over here for some suthern comfort, dear one... so I can remind you that you'd have been quite warm enough if you hadn't snuck off on vacation without me! LOL |
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Tweety Junior Member
since 1999-11-10
Posts 26stute, of insanity, Passions to be more |
Wook what me spied da witch doing. |
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Sally S. Senior Member
since 1999-06-07
Posts 847Ohio |
This place is full of loonies! Literally!! There's no place like home!!! Too much fun! |
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