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Disarming Toerag
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Disarming Toerag |
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Balladeer
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA 
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I think there's something you should know About my good ole buddy Toe. He dazzles us with all his charms But Toerag's got no legs or arms! Some say it was a birth defect. Some say it happened in a wreck. Some say it was a jealous wife Who chopped him with a carving knife. Whichever one the truth may be Poor Toerag is a sight to see! He looks so funny sitting there Like a sack of flour in a chair. One gal I know, sweet Betty Draper Put a want ad in the local paper Looking for a man to treat her right And give her lots of sweet delight. Next day she heard the doorbell ring She went there and saw quite a thing! Our buddy Toerag sitting there, Comfy in his padded chair. He said, "I'm here to fill your ad." She said, "Now, mister, don't get mad. You've got no arms or legs there....right? How are you going to delight?" Toerag put on a little leer With smile that went from ear to ear. He said, with twinkle in his eye, "I rang your doorbell, didn't I?" |
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Marge Tindal 
since 1999-11-06
Posts 42384Florida's Foreverly Shores |
LOL ! LOL ! LOL ! LOL ! LOL ! LOL ! LOL ! Oh, Balladeer .... now you've gone and done it. Just made that Toe ... the most desirable fellow on the site ! COME ON TOE ..... RING MY BELL ! ------------------ ~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~ noles1@totcon.com |
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Denise
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-08-22
Posts 22648 |
You and Toerag are enough to keep me in stitches from laughing for the rest of my life! Oh so HILLARIOUS, Balladeer! ------------------ Denise |
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pandora Member
since 1999-07-26
Posts 184 |
Very funny, indeed! LOL. What an image! I wonder why his name is Toe instead of Bob or Art or Matt or Russell or... oh never mind... dumb old jokes. I wonder if this was the girl with one leg shorter than the other... Eileen... oh never mind. Sorry.. hehe Seriously, funny poem, Michael.  luv, pan |
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Balladeer
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Hehe..glad you all liked it. No, Pandora, that girl with one leg shorter than the other was Japanese...Irene. |
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WhtDove Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-22
Posts 9245Illinois |
You out did yourself! This was HILLARIOUS! Rang my bell, too funny! But I guess that wasn't a finger we saw sticking up in that picture then was it? hehehe |
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Sally S. Senior Member
since 1999-06-07
Posts 847Ohio |
LOL!!! Hey, you leave poor 'ol toeless Toe alone!! Shame on you!!!! tsk...tsk.... |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
So what's a missing arm or leg? When Toe's around, the women beg! So there's no lap on which to sit? I'd rather have his charming wit! He'll still achieve a lady's pleasure Disarmed or not, our Toe's a treasure! He's got what it takes, never fear... And still better looking than Balladeer! |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
DING-DONG.....(You should hear how loud I can knock too!) |
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Balladeer
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Oh, Suthern, I am so sorry. I had heard you were having severe medical problems I didn't realize until now that your eyesight was going, too! very sad..... |
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Pepper Member Elite
since 1999-08-19
Posts 3079Southern Florida |
lol...this is a riot!! Your turn Toe....... ------------------ A soul that writes from the heart and shares it, truly gives a gift extraordinaire! |
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hoot_owl_rn Member Patricius
since 1999-07-05
Posts 10750Glen Hope, PA USA |
LOL |
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Andrew Scott Member Elite
since 1999-06-24
Posts 2558Redlands,CA,USA |
LOLOL.... To damn funny! So let me get this straight... the deaf have better sight... the blind have better hearing... and the tasteless have longer tongues. Ya, that about sums it up. Sorry for not being more PC. |
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Julie Senior Member
since 1999-08-20
Posts 739Houston, TX |
***ding-dong****...Toe calling..."Why Toe is that a ruler in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?"...... ROFL...Bal...shouldn't be beefing up your rival like that... |
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Nan
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
How is it that he has a TOE if he has no legs? I just don't get it...... (having a blonde day).....  |
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poetFemmeFatale Member Elite
since 1999-07-25
Posts 2646Arkansas |
(grinning devilishly) dear Nan, you hear how men often have 3 legs? Well, this poor fella has no legs and one little toe....LMAO!  Or wait, according to what he proclaims in Adult, it's um....somewhat bigger than a little toe...those are usually pretty small and stumpy! hehe AND, there's no way he could have rang the doorbell! Oh gees, I'm all confused... Psstt....hey 'deer, very funny ditty here! Loved it !! |
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Nurse Crachet Member
since 1999-09-27
Posts 318They know where I am! |
I think the Toe man needs to come ring the bell at the Stute. |
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RainbowGirl Member Elite
since 1999-07-31
Posts 3023United Kingdom |
ROFL@Nan with a toe and no leg.....Oh dear, if I didn't know better I'd say you were blonde....ooops, I'm kidding Nan, all the blonde's that I know use the photocopier to make more blank paper.... HUGS ------------------ Yesterday is but today's memory and tomorrow is today's dream... |
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jcthaman Junior Member
since 1999-11-27
Posts 22Hershey, PA, USA |
hahahaha....this was so funny i just had to reply. great poem! |
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Nan
Administrator
Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
Yep - RG - I'm blonde - slightly sullied by age, but blonde, nonetheless...... |
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Willem Member
since 1999-11-18
Posts 139Inverness, FL, USA |
I don't know why Toerag responded to this poem. Am I CO (culturally obsolete)? Love y'all anyways. Willem |
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