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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
The preacher was ending his sermon, With one final point to be told; "You can find anything ya want in the Bible, Everything you wanted to know." After the sermon a lady walked up, And asked the preacher this question; "You said that the Bible discussed all things, But no where is there "PMS" mentioned?" The preacher replied, "I'm sure that it does, Let me show you the verse where it's written, It says right here, where they've declared; "Mary rode Joseph's ass to Jerusalem!" |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
ROFLMAO... I've read that verse a gazillion times thinking she was riding a donkey... didn't realize that she was nagging poor Joseph the whole way! LOL. (But can you blame her??? *G*) |
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hoot_owl_rn Member Patricius
since 1999-07-05
Posts 10750Glen Hope, PA USA |
LOL....I've seen this as a joke before...LOL |
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WhtDove Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-22
Posts 9245Illinois |
LMAO...Toe this was hillarious! Good one! yanno? they say that PMS is Putting up with Men's (?)... well you figure the rest out! LOL |
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Pepper Member Elite
since 1999-08-19
Posts 3079Southern Florida |
ROFL...great one Toe!! "Putting up with Men's (?)"..lol WhtDove [This message has been edited by Pepper (edited 11-23-1999).] |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
Hmmmm... Putting up with Men's... Superiority complex? Slacking off? Snoring? Sales pitches? Searches for better scenery than you? Scarcity when there's work to be done? Scolding? Semi-comatose on the couch behavior? Spankings??? (Send that last guy my way... 'kay? *G*) |
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WhtDove Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-22
Posts 9245Illinois |
ROFL Suthern, semi-comatose! HAHAHAH |
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RSEvans Senior Member
since 1999-10-23
Posts 1147Tulsa, OK, USA |
Doesn't it also say a great cry went up out of Egypt? and something about wailing and gnashing of teeth? ------------------ Once I was brilliant, now I no longer shine, but the twinkle in my eye speaks of another time. |
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lostboy Member
since 1999-11-21
Posts 275New Hampshire, USA |
suthern..we're not "all" S men (though I admit I know an awful lot who are, sorry fellow males!!!) Good Joke regardless. |
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Balladeer
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Toe, you and the platypus duck are living proof that God's got a real good sense of humor! |
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Denise
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-08-22
Posts 22648 |
You are too much, Toe! Please, don't ever change! Without you I wouldn't laugh half as much! ------------------ Denise |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
Balladeer: I'm not too sure about the platypus duck... but I'm sure glad God gave us Toe! *G* |
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Nan
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
Palliating Male Sangfroid...  |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Excuses, excuses!...Those are times that try men's souls fersure! |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
There, there, Toe... it's okay... *G* At least it's for a limited time... LOL. And you do have the consolation of knowing that your sweet, loving, good-natured angels will be back in a few days. Now shall we discuss those times that try women's souls? LOL. |
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