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Open Poetry #4

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Dom Mart
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since 1999-08-17

Posts 164
Florida

0 posted 1999-11-23 07:01 AM

Jefferson Jonah Jexson,
Who prefers to be called Jex,
Tilled a field of hardy soybeans
That yielded multi-million pecks
Of the hardy little legume,
Which he transported far and wide
In sacks that had a hundred
Pounds of soybeans packed inside.
A message printed on the sacks
Was true in all respects:
"When you buy what's in this sack,
You take home the Soy of Jex."

Toerag
Member Ascendant

since 1999-07-29

Posts 5622
Ala bam a

1 posted 1999-11-23 07:06 AM

LOL......Surely we're related?.....

suthern

Member Seraphic

since 1999-07-29

Posts 20723
Louisiana

2 posted 1999-11-23 07:08 AM

Perhaps you are related to Toe... but my relatives aren't this much fun!!! LOL. Great job, DM... thanks for the grins!

JTF
Member

since 1999-08-09

Posts 319
France

3 posted 1999-11-23 07:09 AM

ROFL ... Toe, what makes you think you're related ? ... the "hardy little legume" bit ? *g*

Nan

Administrator

Member Seraphic

since 1999-05-20

Posts 21191
Cape Cod Massachusetts USA

4 posted 1999-11-23 07:12 AM

A spoonerism a day, I always say... or was that a doonerism a spay??? - I can't recall..

hoot_owl_rn
Member Patricius

since 1999-07-05

Posts 10750
Glen Hope, PA USA

5 posted 1999-11-23 09:45 AM

LOL..loved it!!!

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