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Open Poetry #4

The Telephone

Tim
Senior Member

since 1999-06-08

Posts 1794

0 posted 1999-11-17 06:08 PM

I called the pyschic hot-line,
...to plan my afternoon,
Should I wear my Nehru jacket?
...I had to know real soon.
The first thing that she asked me,
..."Please tell me what's your name?"
I said that, "You're the pyschic,
...what is your stupid game?"
I slammed down the receiver,
...then picked it up again,
I'd telephone my mother,
...I'd have my answer then.
"Hello Mom, this here is Tim,
...I'm blowing you a kiss."
"Are you some kind of pervert,
...who the heck is this?"
My question still not answered,
...I dialed to try again,
Nine...one...one..., it was wrong number,
...instead was nine-eleven.
I got my question answered,
...the cops were real polite,
Instead of Nehru jacket,
...I'm wearing black and white.

[This message has been edited by Tim (edited 11-17-1999).]

Iloveit
Senior Member

since 1999-09-02

Posts 1121
NM

1 posted 1999-11-17 06:34 PM

lolol this is cute, so tell me do you look good in black and white? great poem

Tim
Senior Member

since 1999-06-08

Posts 1794

2 posted 1999-11-17 09:53 PM

Thank ya, Iloveit. yep.. black and white goes with my blue eyes real well.

Denise

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Member Seraphic

since 1999-08-22

Posts 22648

3 posted 1999-11-17 09:57 PM

Cute, Tim!

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Denise

hoot_owl_rn
Member Patricius

since 1999-07-05

Posts 10750
Glen Hope, PA USA

4 posted 1999-11-17 10:01 PM

LOL...good one

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Alis volat propriis
(She flies with her own wings)

Alison

Member Rara Avis

since 2008-01-27

Posts 9318
Lumpy oatmeal makes me crazy!

5 posted 2008-06-02 02:47 AM

You made me laugh and that's a good thing.

A

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