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A Fool's Perspiration (A Parody of my "A Fool's Aspiration")
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A Fool's Perspiration (A Parody of my "A Fool's Aspiration") |
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jbouder Member Elite
since 1999-09-18
Posts 2534Whole Sort Of Genl Mish Mash 
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A fool to try to cloak B. O. with Sure! When even God cannot, my stench, contain. So when it seems your nose cannot endure It's best for you to flee than to remain. My sweaty hands, they cannot hold my pen, Foul odor billows forth to sting the eye, Small children cry and parents curse me when They see my most offensive self walk by. So please lament for me, beloved friend, For Love's sweet kiss won't bless this stinking brow, And weep for those my fetid feet offend Who think I've rolled in dung fresh from the cow. A reeking man, as rancid as can be, When this foul perspiration covers me. ------------------ Jim "If I rest, I rust." -Martin Luther |
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Severn Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-17
Posts 7704 |
LOL! This is great.  |
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Denise
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-08-22
Posts 22648 |
This is hillarious! Very very funny! ------------------ Denise |
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Ohme Senior Member
since 1999-07-17
Posts 816Texas |
Jim, this is too cute, LOLNow I have to go find the other one to see what I missed! ------------------ Yesterday is history, tomorrow just a mystery. And if today is good to me how could I ask for more? |
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