Open Poetry #4 |
Come 'n' Git Me Guys! |
Bugs Bunny Junior Member
since 1999-11-05
Posts 28Elmer Fudd's Carrot Patch |
Hey Bashful, fella, what's da deal I t'ought dey pwomised you a meal A wucious feast to make you fat But yaw still waitin'- what's wit dat? A wubba woom dey pwomised me And den dey say no wooms are fwee So many pwomises dey make But weally all dey do is take. Dey are da ones dat make us nuts I tink we all should sue doze butts I have dis weal good lawya guy And all of us can spwit da pie. We'll wule this pwace and dat's a fact And pwove dat d'ere da ones dat's cwacked So Bashful, boy, what do ya say Ya wanna help me make 'em pay? We'll teach dem all a ting aw two Faw messin' 'wound wit me and you I'll spwit wit you dis wucious cawwot 'Cause I am such a weal sweet wabbit. I'm Justin Thyme to fix dis pwace But need yaw help, boy, Justin Kace Dey send dat mean ol' Nu'sie Cwatchet Ta twy ta whack me wit dat hatchet. I know dey all wuve wabbit stew I have no wecauss but ta sue Justin Conceivable's dis pwace Discwedit to da human wace. ------------------ yeeeennnt...what's up, Doc? |
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hoot_owl_rn Member Patricius
since 1999-07-05
Posts 10750Glen Hope, PA USA |
Laughing here |
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Denise
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-08-22
Posts 22648 |
This Bunny hunt is exhausting! ------------------ Denise |
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Sally S. Senior Member
since 1999-06-07
Posts 847Ohio |
too funny..this must have taken some time. Whew! |
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Justin Appropriate New Member
since 1999-11-09
Posts 6Just South of No Where |
Oooo I'll get you yey you wascally wabbit! Just you wait! ------------------ Justin A. |
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Bugs Bunny Junior Member
since 1999-11-05
Posts 28Elmer Fudd's Carrot Patch |
------------------ yeeeennnt...what's up, Doc? |
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Justin Conceivable Junior Member
since 1999-10-16
Posts 16 |
Oh my GAWD I'm gonna pee my pants LOL I never laughed so hard. No where's Elmer Fudd? I was Justin THYME to read this, I think this is Justin Appropriate, and Justin Conceivable!!!! Justin Kace I don't see ya all soon remember one poem is never Justine Nuff J.Conceivable |
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Watcher666 Senior Member
since 1999-10-13
Posts 1606 |
LOL. ------------------ Illusion...what we see and what we do...it's all up to you. |
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Bashful Junior Member
since 1999-10-22
Posts 28 |
You wacally wabbit, I must decline. (rubbing my toe in the dirt and hanging my head) The nursy is real sublime. She feed me good, my tummy's full. Now please stop feeding me such bull. You told me first you would not share. Now you think that I'm a square. I have a job and nursy is cute. (blushing fire engine red) How can I become a brute? I gave you an answer you will not like. Oh well, now I'll go and fly my kite. |
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A.Vertysing New Member
since 1999-11-10
Posts 3Dolgeville,N.Y.U.S. |
Ad. here, Paranoid? delusional? Do little things make you tense? When really was the last time What you wrote made sense? Do the smallest hallucinations Interfere with your routine? Do aliens visit often And are they blue instead of green Well hesitate no longer For just ten cents a day You can purge those inner demons With all new "Schiz-O-Way" No messy applicators Safe and fun to use You show us the green And we'll chase away your blues Another quality product from: "Psych-Co." ------------------ This space for rent |
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Bugs Bunny Junior Member
since 1999-11-05
Posts 28Elmer Fudd's Carrot Patch |
To: Bashful I can't bewieve you tink she's cute Da dwagon of dis institute? I twuly am yaw onwy fwiend But go ahead, pway make pwetend. I weally won't wose any sweep If she's da company you keep So when yaw tummy sta'ts to wumble Wemembah me dis Bunny humble. I weally twied to be yaw fwiend But you just pwoved dat in de end Yaw weally just a cwazy loon Not weally kind to dis sweet 'Toon. Yawl soon hea' fwom dat lawya guy And I ain't spwittin any pie. ------------------ yeeeennnt...what's up, Doc? |
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Bugs Bunny Junior Member
since 1999-11-05
Posts 28Elmer Fudd's Carrot Patch |
Hey Addy Boy (aw maybe Doc?) Ya got some pills dat pack a sock? Dese cwazies make me vewwry tense I need some help to hop dis fence I weally don't twust dat ol'Cwatchet She smiles at dat widdle hatchet I know she's tinkin wabbit stew So what's a bunny boy ta do? I have ta sneak away fwom heah Oh can you help me Doctah deah? ------------------ yeeeennnt...what's up, Doc? |
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Dr.Moose1 Member Elite
since 1999-09-05
Posts 3448Bewilderment , USA |
It seems we may have run our course Don't put your money on one dark horse Perhaps we'll see some more stuff yet The 'stute will live on this I'll bet ------------------ Sometimes nonsense isn't . |
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Bugs Bunny Junior Member
since 1999-11-05
Posts 28Elmer Fudd's Carrot Patch |
We now have found a bwand new sweety A yellow bird, her name is Tweety A sweety pie she is da best Much fwendwier dan all da west She's sane wike me and not a loon She just awwived and none too soon Of all da Toonies in dis 'stute She weally is da one most cute She knows da scoop and she can whyme Her widdle heart out Justin Thyme To entahtain da folks at Passions So now I'll go and eat my wations But Justin Kace I hop away Wit Tweety Bird you still can pway. ...Excuse me now 'cause meanie Cwatchet Is pwannin soon my head to bash it And I'm not fonda wabbit stew So to da 'stute I bid adieu I'll be back to visit often But faw now dis bunny's hoppin. ------------------ yeeeennnt...what's up, Doc? |
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Tweety Junior Member
since 1999-11-10
Posts 26stute, of insanity, Passions to be more |
I gotta Puddy Tat, I gotta Puddy Tat. |
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