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Seymour Tabin Member Empyrean
since 1999-07-07
Posts 31720Tamarac Fla 
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Natural gas He dipped it in a butter sauce. And stuffed it in his mouth of course. Then licked his fingers one by one, And said it's late that he must run. Out into the night he fled Grabbed a cab and off he sped. Got undressed and went to bed, And fell asleep like he was dead. But one does not lick butter sauce, And sleep as truly dead of course. They must contend with natural gas And stirring dreams that come to pass. And this was true of him of course He dreamt he fell in butter sauce. And struggled in this greasy mass. Till blasted out by natural gas. There in no moral just instead, Don't eat before you go to bed. [This message has been edited by Seymour Tabin (edited 11-16-1999).] [This message has been edited by Seymour Tabin (edited 11-16-1999).] [This message has been edited by Seymour Tabin (edited 11-16-1999).] |
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Pepper Member Elite
since 1999-08-19
Posts 3079Southern Florida |
ROFL....toooo funny Sy.....!!!! ------------------ A soul that writes from the heart and shares it, truly gives a gift extraordinaire! |
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Martie
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-09-21
Posts 28049California |
What a kick you are Seymour and boy can I relate! |
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Ohme Senior Member
since 1999-07-17
Posts 816Texas |
Seymour, I loved it. ROFL  And I must remember that bit of wisdom!------------------ Yesterday is history, tomorrow just a mystery. And if today is good to me how could I ask for more? |
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Munda Member Elite
since 1999-10-08
Posts 3544The Hague, The Netherlands |
LOL...loved it ! |
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Balladeer
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
They say a good poet can write about anything. You just proved it, Sy. YOU are a gas! |
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Seymour Tabin Member Empyrean
since 1999-07-07
Posts 31720Tamarac Fla |
Pepper, It's my pleasure to make you laugh. Martie, A kick, a laugh, as long as you enjoyed. Ohme, Your welcome to the wisdom. Munda, Don't laugh to hard it makes for natural gas. Balladeer, Your right I do have a tendency to fly alot. |
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Dr.Moose1 Member Elite
since 1999-09-05
Posts 3448Bewilderment , USA |
Seymour , What can I say...your light burns blue |
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Severn Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-17
Posts 7704 |
HAHAHA - had a feeling... Thanks for providing the fuel for much windy laughter Sy.... |
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Andrew Scott Member Elite
since 1999-06-24
Posts 2558Redlands,CA,USA |
Dr. Moose beat me to the punch... but all in all very funny and another fine reason not to smoke in bed. |
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Denise
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-08-22
Posts 22648 |
This is hillarious! Loved it, Seymour! ------------------ Denise |
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Seymour Tabin Member Empyrean
since 1999-07-07
Posts 31720Tamarac Fla |
Dr.Moose1, Thanks for the comment, always enjoy them. Severn. Glad you enjoyed the humor, its always good to laugh. Scott, Thanks for the comment always enjoy them. Denise, Thanks for the comment and laugh, always enjoy your thoughts. |
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Iloveit Senior Member
since 1999-09-02
Posts 1121NM |
big grins here, great writing |
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hoot_owl_rn Member Patricius
since 1999-07-05
Posts 10750Glen Hope, PA USA |
ROFLMAO ------------------ Alis volat propriis (She flies with her own wings) |
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RainbowGirl Member Elite
since 1999-07-31
Posts 3023United Kingdom |
ROFL...thanks for the laughter, that's always welcome here.. HUGS ------------------ You give but little when you give of your possessions. It is when you give of yourself that you truly give. |
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Seymour Tabin Member Empyrean
since 1999-07-07
Posts 31720Tamarac Fla |
Iloveit, Thanks for the grins. Hoot, Always like to make you laugh. RG, And you are welcome to the laughs, thank you. |
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U K Hero Member
since 1999-08-08
Posts 266England |
Seymore, worthy of all the replies well done |
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Seymour Tabin Member Empyrean
since 1999-07-07
Posts 31720Tamarac Fla |
U K Hero, Could'nt leave you unanswered, thank you much. |
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