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The Toerag Shuffle
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The Toerag Shuffle |
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Local Rebel Member Ascendant
since 1999-12-21
Posts 5767Southern Abstentia 
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this here's a little ditty I wrote about Toe a long time back... Now let me tell ya bout Toerag, Ya he was so bad, He really liked to shag, And then he always bragged. Yanno Yanno Yanno He writes poetry, On the boards ya see, He gets a laugh from me, And his one and only's three. He comes from Alabamara, With his camera, Likes Luvit's gam-aras, And suthern's manneras, Now he gives Long John hell, For talkin to his belle, Cause he can show and tell, And write his sonnets well, He used to be the Buzz, And it was just because, He liked to eat the fuzz, Off Peaches, Ya know who she was, cuzz.. How much more grievous are the consequences of anger than the causes of it. -Marcus Aurelius |
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Pepper Member Elite
since 1999-08-19
Posts 3079Southern Florida |
LOL....  A soul that writes from the heart and shares it, truly gives a gift extraordinaire! Shannon |
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Local Rebel Member Ascendant
since 1999-12-21
Posts 5767Southern Abstentia |
Wow -- two smileys!! Glad it made you laugh! How much more grievous are the consequences of anger than the causes of it. -Marcus Aurelius |
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Nan
Administrator
Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
Buzzy Wuzzy wearz a rag Buzzy Wuzzy'z Toes won' sag Buzzy Wuzzy wuzn't muzzy, Wuzzy?  |
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sandgrain Member Elite
since 1999-09-21
Posts 3662Sycamore, IL, USA |
Got real chuckle out of this one. Thanks |
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Dolphins3 Member
since 1999-09-30
Posts 135Wisconsin |
Awww This one has me in stiches . Thanks for the giggles Local. |
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Denise
Moderator
Member Seraphic
since 1999-08-22
Posts 22648 |
Hillarious! I see you have the same sense of fun as Toe and Balladeer! This is great! Denise |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Well lookie here! The "Toerag Shuffle"....(not to be confused with the Quaalude two step), and after the nice welcome yesterday too?...Yassee?...Why's everybody always pickin' on me?....I leave the old board cuz everyone was always so mean to me, I come here, Balladeer treats my like a case of clap, LongJohn's just lurking in the weeds somewhere waiting to pounce, and now the Rebel, (now local), comes in and "rags" old Rag too?....There's just no end for my heartbreak I rectum?..... |
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Nan
Administrator
Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
...Couldn't happen to a nicer guy, either.... All the more miscreants for me to pick on... |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
ROFLMAO... Geesh, it's good to have you back, rebel man!! And Toe... about Rebel and Deer and LJA being so mean to you??? *G* You know you're loving every minute of it! LOL |
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Iloveit Senior Member
since 1999-09-02
Posts 1121NM |
love this, you're doing that ryhming thing again....lol.....and yep will ditto suthern....it sure is |
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Fairy Colours Member
since 1999-12-02
Posts 169Sunrise,Fl,US |
ROTFLMAO ~Wipes tears from her eyes~ --A Little Fairy-- |
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Local Rebel Member Ascendant
since 1999-12-21
Posts 5767Southern Abstentia |
Hmmm.... qualude two step How much more grievous are the consequences of anger than the causes of it. -Marcus Aurelius [This message has been edited by Local Rebel (edited 12-22-1999).] |
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Andrew Scott Member Elite
since 1999-06-24
Posts 2558Redlands,CA,USA |
Hey now there Toe don't you go forgettin' me! I realize its been some time since our last go around but let us recall the great produce war in forum 2 and the occasional shots fired in those more adult sections. And then there is the 'Stute! Do not think that the target has been washed from your back... you are still my favored one. As for you Rebel... nice work... just keep steppin' on those Toes. |
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