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Living With Seven Men
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Living With Seven Men |
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Snow White New Member
since 1999-11-12
Posts 6The forest, USA |
Living With Seven Men What is all this fuss about These people from the ‘stute They get to play all livelong day That fact I will repute Now they want hard, I’ll give them hard Trade their life with mine Listen while I tell my tale I’ll try hard not to whine Seems I fell asleep one day Under a witches spell Woke up with seven dwarfs Now here begins my tale Living with a single guy Man, that’s hard enough But try to live with seven dwarfs And that’s where things get rough Seven men to cook for To clean up after too Seven men to fetch their beer What’s a girl to do As far as bathroom manners On that I’ve given up With seven men in one small house The seat is always up Seven dwarfs with all their needs And not one to be bested With only seven nights a week How can a girl get rested I sit here hating sister Eve Who cursed us on creation I may just have to check into The ‘stute just for vacation |
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Bashful Junior Member
since 1999-10-22
Posts 28 |
Ahh now Whity Dear....we aren't so bad to live with! (putting up my feet on the coffee table....beltching loudly and scratchin my privates). Hey babe...fetch me another beer would ya? The game is on! |
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Marilyn Member Elite
since 1999-09-26
Posts 2621Ontario, Canada |
Hey Snow White...I am sure they will welcome you to the "stute" for that vacation. You just have to remember, once your in there's no gettin out. Sorry about the chilling in the middle of the night girl. I can relate..*sigh* |
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Tweety Junior Member
since 1999-11-10
Posts 26stute, of insanity, Passions to be more |
Snow White, Bashful Help me, Help me!  [This message has been edited by Tweety (edited 11-14-1999).] |
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Bugs Bunny Junior Member
since 1999-11-05
Posts 28Elmer Fudd's Carrot Patch |
Hey you bad bad puddy cat Weave my fwiend Tweety awone Or I'll give you da biggest Headache dat you've evah known. 'Cause I know dese guys ya see Who'll do anyting I say So you wisten caahfully Aw da pwice I'll make you pay. Now scat cat! ------------------ yeeeennnt...what's up, Doc? [This message has been edited by Bugs Bunny (edited 11-13-1999).] |
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Tweety Junior Member
since 1999-11-10
Posts 26stute, of insanity, Passions to be more |
Tanks Bugs Bunny, I owe ya one he wuz cuttin off me circulation. [This message has been edited by Tweety (edited 11-13-1999).] |
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Snow White New Member
since 1999-11-12
Posts 6The forest, USA |
Tweety, you gonna trust that bunny? Come her little bird...here bird. (Tired of all this dang vegetarian dwarf food  )------------------ |
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WhtDove Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-22
Posts 9245Illinois |
ROFL...my, my the seven dwarfs and snowy too. Sylvester and that Tweety bird. I've been gone too long. |
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