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Green Toast and Jam
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Green Toast and Jam |
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Bashful Junior Member
since 1999-10-22
Posts 28 |
Green toast and jam, green toast and jam. Would you eat green toast and jam? Would you eat them there or here? Would you eat them with a 'Deer? Would you eat them at the show? Would you eat them with a Toe? Would you eat them in the clover? Would you eat them with One Flew Over? With a goose? With Dr. Moose? In a cot, With Andrew Scott? With Justin Thyme, Without a rhyme? You could eat them with a lamb, or with a Ewe, if you wanted to. You could eat them in a trailor. You could eat them with a Sailor. You could eat them Justin Kase. You could eat them any place. Would you, could you with your honey? Would you, could you with Bugs Bunny? Would you eat green toast and jam? Go on, eat it, be a MAN! [This message has been edited by Bashful (edited 11-12-1999).] |
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Snow White New Member
since 1999-11-12
Posts 6The forest, USA |
No, I'm not cooking you green toast and Jam....how many times do I have to tell you!!! Where is that darn prince anyway? |
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Rindercella Member
since 1999-11-12
Posts 64La La Land |
Since you are so 'Bashful', tell you what I'll do. I'll fix you green toast and jam, if you find my shoe. I lost it at the palace, running down the stairs. I can't find it, though I've searched almost everywhere. Sorry to intrude on 'Snows' fable. But help me find my slipper, Bashful. I'll put green toast and jam on your table. ------------------ The Princess Of Poverty |
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Grumpy Junior Member
since 1999-11-07
Posts 11 |
Come on Bashful!!! That is my favourite, all you do is make fun of me. I'm getting ANNOYED!!  Besides it's your turn to cook tonight, Snow White is tired!!!------------------ Grumpy Poet and Critic :( |
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Marilyn Member Elite
since 1999-09-26
Posts 2621Ontario, Canada |
Ewwww..I want to know why the toast is green? Well I guess living in a fairy tale creates odd tastes. I would not eat green toast and jam, I would not eat them, not a man! |
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Tweety Junior Member
since 1999-11-10
Posts 26stute, of insanity, Passions to be more |
Pweaze don't tell Sylvester U taw me.  [This message has been edited by Tweety (edited 11-14-1999).] |
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Systematic Decay Senior Member
since 1999-09-15
Posts 1301That place with padded walls and funny people in white......... |
This poem is so cute.  ------------------ Thinking is just what a great many people think they are doing when they are merely rearranging their predjudices. |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
I'm sure some would without failure, As in "Deer" and the drunken sailor, Most of the others probably would too, That's what they usually serve at the 'stute. As for Toe, Let me make this clear, I prefer mine with a can of beer. That may sound awful, but if ya think, Beer's so much more, than just a breakfast drink! |
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Bashful Junior Member
since 1999-10-22
Posts 28 |
Whitey girl, now be a dear and fetch old Toe and me a beer. We are the boys and we insist, You treat us with love and much interest. Rinder....you cute thing you...come on over and sit on old bashful's knee..(winking and blushing) Grumpy....don't you be suckin up to Whitey dearest. She might be gettin the wrong idea and expect us to do some work! Marilyn...Yoour definately not a man....Whoo hoo...check out those thighs! Yo Toe man check out these babes! Tweety...I won't say nothin! Systematic Decay...Thankyou. Hey Toe man...thanks for stoppin by. Come and have a seat. Whitey is fetchin the beer. [This message has been edited by Bashful (edited 11-13-1999).] |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
Just "hold" my toast and jam, ya hear... I think I'll just share Toerag's beer! |
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caroline Senior Member
since 1999-08-16
Posts 1218http://members.xoom.com/belladona123/index.htm |
Beer for breakfast What a treat! Green toast and jam? Mmmm let's eat! Now don't be Bashful pull up a chair! If you're Grumpy Sit over there! Just be sure you don't get drunk 'Cause it will soon be time for lunch  But if you do I've got the cure On the menu--- Beer soup du jour!! (Hey Toe~~~Want a straw?? *LOL*) |
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Justin Conceivable Junior Member
since 1999-10-16
Posts 16 |
All of this frivolity is Justin Conceivable! J.C. |
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Taz Maniac New Member
since 1999-11-13
Posts 6Tasmania of course!! |
watch out Bashful!!! I will nibble on your green toast and toe jam!!!!! |
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Bugs Bunny Junior Member
since 1999-11-05
Posts 28Elmer Fudd's Carrot Patch |
Hey guys, can ya toss me one a dem bweskies? I'm weally t'ursty from all dis hoppin, geeze! ------------------ yeeeennnt...what's up, Doc? |
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Dr.Moose1 Member Elite
since 1999-09-05
Posts 3448Bewilderment , USA |
Did somebody mention beer ? Though rumors abound It was not me That took them from Beneath the tree They were gone When I got there Blaming me is Just not fair It must be Fudd My nemesis He will not stop Till mine is his And none of you Will help me out I'll take my toy's Go home and pout |
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Kenneth Ray Taylor Member
since 1999-11-11
Posts 139Duluth, Minnesota, USA |
Since you're all so fond of Mother Goose and Dr. Seuss, I'll add my own little rhyme: There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. Oh dear, it was yours! And she died from the fumes. Her children survived for their all having colds and thrive on jam sandwiches made 'twixt your toes. |
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Andrew Scott Member Elite
since 1999-06-24
Posts 2558Redlands,CA,USA |
Green toast and Jam! Hell I rather eat Spam! I'd rather drink Toe's beer from a can! And spend a night with Deer's wooly lamb! These things alone should proclaim me a real man! Better than eating some moldy green toast and jam! On second thought... pass the all fruit if you please. |
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Justin Thyme Member
since 1999-09-13
Posts 216Oz |
I'm Justin Thyme to tell you that green toast is a treat! I ask for it most all the Thyme to go with mystery meat. You see, that's all they give you at this old crazy 'stute! Big blobs of cardboard shaped like meat with smells that would pollute! And so I tell Nurse Cratchet I HATE green toast and jam. I tell her that it makes me weak, confusing who I am. Because she thinks I hate it, she asks the cook for toast. And when I get the jammed spread on, that's when I like it most! I very quickly drop it upon the shiny floor and when Nurse Cratchet slips right by, I quickly ask for more! Oh yes, I love green toast and jam, I think it's really swell! It's such a shame it doesn't make old Cratchet walk too well! hehehe Justin T. |
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