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12 Days of Christmas (from my challenge)
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12 Days of Christmas (from my challenge) |
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WhtDove Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-22
Posts 9245Illinois 
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My son and I had a ball doing this. We had a lot of laughs. Hope you enjoy this. On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me A Partridge Family CD On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me Two toilets bursting and A Partridge Family CD On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me Three children screamin Two toilets bursting and A Partridge Family CD On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me Four phones a ringing Three children screamin Two toilets bursting and A Partridge Family CD On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me Five PEIRCING SCREAMS Four phones a ringing Three children screaming Two toilets bursting and A Partridge Family CD On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me Six rescue squads Five PEIRCING SCREAMS Four phones a ringing Three children screaming Two toiles bursting and A Partridge Family CD On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me Seven people fainting Six rescue squads Five PEIRCING SCREAMS Four phones a ringing Three children screaming Two toilets bursting and A Partridge Family CD On the eigth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me Eight turkeys farting Seven people fainting Six rescue squads Five PEIRCING SCREAMS Four phones a ringing Three kids a screaming Two toilets bursting and A Partridge Family CD On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me Nine pies a burning Eight turkeys farting Seven people fainting Six rescue squads Five PEIRCING SCREAMS Four phones a ringing Three children screaming Two toilets bursting and A Partridge Family CD On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me Ten guests arriving Nine pies a burning Eight turkeys farting Seven people fainting Six rescue squads Five PEIRCING SCREAMS Four phones a ringing Three children screaming Two toilets bursting and A Partride Family CD On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me Eleven months of debt Ten guests arriving Nine pies a burning Eight turkeys farting Seven people fainting Six rescue squads Five PEIRCING SCREAMS Four phones a ringing Three children screaming Two toilets bursting and A Partridge Family CD On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me Twelve months 'til it happens again! Eleven months of debt Ten guests arriving Nine pies a burning Eight turkeys farting Seven people fainting Six rescue squads Five PEIRCING SCREAMS Four phones a ringing Three children screaming Two toilets bursting and A Partridge Family CD ------------------ <*\\\>< Jesus is the reason for the season |
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Poet deVine
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
LOL What did that turkey do? LOL I think I'll skip going to your house for Christmas, dear, thank you very much!  (good job! tell your son his mom is weird!) |
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Dark Angel Member Patricius
since 1999-08-04
Posts 10095 |
Angel, This is soooo Kewl, really enjoyed reading it, thanks to both of you for the laugh.  ------------------ What comes from the heart goes to the heart. Samuel Coleridge |
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Ohme Senior Member
since 1999-07-17
Posts 816Texas |
I had a lot of laughs as well! |
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hoot_owl_rn Member Patricius
since 1999-07-05
Posts 10750Glen Hope, PA USA |
LOL |
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WhtDove Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-22
Posts 9245Illinois |
Well PdV, you can tell my son helped on that part. That was his idea...hahah DA thank you! We had fun doing it. The things we could think of together. Ohme and Hoot, I'm glad it could bring such laughter! Thank you both! ------------------ <*\\\>< Jesus is the reason for the season |
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PhaerieChild Senior Member
since 1999-08-30
Posts 1787Aloha, Oregon |
WhtDove, Really found this to be soo cute. Thanx for the smile! I needed one desperately. ------------------ If you love me like music, I'll be your song. ~Heart~ Dreamboat Annie Shawna R. Holder Boise, Idaho |
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Buzzygirl Junior Member
since 1999-09-11
Posts 42St. Paul, MN USA |
Hilarious! Being a mom... and a stepmom.. I can totally relate! Happy Holidays!- Jackie |
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caroline Senior Member
since 1999-08-16
Posts 1218http://members.xoom.com/belladona123/index.htm |
ROTFLMAO Well now that I've picked my butt up off the floor...great one! Tooo funny! It's not the love you fear, but the fall from the height~Edwin McCain |
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WhtDove Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-22
Posts 9245Illinois |
Shawna I'm glad it could make you smile then. You need to talk? LOL...Buzzygirl thanks so much! We were ROFL Caroline...thanks. Glad you picked yourself up..glad it struck your funny bone! thanks <*\\\>< Jesus is the reason for the season |
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Denise
Moderator
Member Seraphic
since 1999-08-22
Posts 22648 |
This is hillarious, Rebecca! Well done to you and your son!  Denise |
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Balladeer
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Now THIS is a great way to rise to your own challenge, dovey! |
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RainbowGirl Member Elite
since 1999-07-31
Posts 3023United Kingdom |
Not only was it the poem that made me smile but the thought of you and your son sharing your ideas together.. HUGS Yesterday is but today's memory and tomorrow is today's dream... |
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WhtDove Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-22
Posts 9245Illinois |
Thanks Denise! He's getting a kick out of this, seeing people tell him well done! Balladeer, thank you! RG I enjoyed it as did he! |
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Ron
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Member Rara Avis
since 1999-05-19
Posts 8669Michigan, US |
LOL - great job! |
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WhtDove Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-22
Posts 9245Illinois |
Ron I am honored by your reply! I'm glad you could get a laugh out of it! Thank you <*\\\>< Jesus is the reason for the season |
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Pepper Member Elite
since 1999-08-19
Posts 3079Southern Florida |
Smiling from ear to ear WhtDove....lol.. Too cute !!! A soul that writes from the heart and shares it, truly gives a gift extraordinaire! |
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PhaerieChild Senior Member
since 1999-08-30
Posts 1787Aloha, Oregon |
WhtDove, As you can see by the icon that I must be stressed but it isn't too out of hand yet. Sometimes I thrive on it. Thanx for the URL's you sent in ICQ. Really enjoyed them alot. Still get a big kick out this post LOL If you love me like music, I'll be your song. ~Heart~ Dreamboat Annie Shawna R. Holder Boise, Idaho |
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Marge Tindal 
since 1999-11-06
Posts 42384Florida's Foreverly Shores |
WhiteDove and SON - Laughing at the very image of it. SON - Hope those turkeys weren't stuffed ! ~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~ [email protected] |
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WhtDove Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-22
Posts 9245Illinois |
Pepper glad we could bring you a smile. Wild Child thanks again! Glad you're getting such a kick out of it. Glad it's not bad for ya...and your welcome for the URL's. Marge well, that's kinda what we were thinking when we did this. Yanno? While stuffing them? haha... Thanks! <*\\\>< Jesus is the reason for the season |
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Terrina Kethryveris Member
since 1999-12-06
Posts 53USA |
LMAO this is hilarious. Terri Truth be known, fantasy is much more appealing than reality. |
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Terrina Kethryveris Member
since 1999-12-06
Posts 53USA |
Opps...I'm playing and posted twice.  Sorry!Terri [This message has been edited by Terrina Kethryveris (edited 12-06-1999).] |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
And I thought I had it bad with the 11 months of debt... but at least my turkey behaves in a socially acceptable manner! LOL. Great job! |
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WhtDove Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-22
Posts 9245Illinois |
Terrina thank you. I'm so glad you got such a laugh out of it! WELCOME! Suthern LMBO @ you! Socially acceptable turkey....think I'll have to look for one that can behave when being stuffed. LOL Thank you Suthern!!!!! <*\\\>< Jesus is the reason for the season |
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Nan
Administrator
Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
Truly awesome..... ....Wunnerful job, my friend... |
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Soleil Member
since 1999-06-12
Posts 113 |
Just checked in, and started with grins & giggles. |
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WhtDove Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-22
Posts 9245Illinois |
Well thanks so much Nan! Was a lot of fun! Soleil thank you! Glad you start off with grins and giggles! Merry Christmas y'all! <*\\\>< Jesus is the reason for the season |
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Sally S. Senior Member
since 1999-06-07
Posts 847Ohio |
LMAO! I'm sending this one as a card to a couple friends!! LOL Great work!  |
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