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Dr.Moose1
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0 posted 2008-05-28 08:23 AM


" For our next lesson class, take a moment to think,"
said our Teach with a grin and a salacious wink.
" Though you may think of me as a little bit hinky,
your assignment today is to get down right kinky."

"We got guys, we got gals, and I think 'twould be hot,
if we stayed after school and gave this thing a shot."
"Volunteers ve vill need, and your work vill be graded,
vun of her, vun of him, oont myself as I'm jaded."

So it was on this day we recieved this assignment,
bringing all Balladeers' fantasies in alignment!

( Later on, after school that day...)

" O.K. now, das is goot for at last it's us three,
with a girl on one end and guy let me see?"
"Could you please tell me vy I must speak broken German?
"It must be that darn Doc, I swear moose are a vermin!"

"This was my fantasy, now he's ruined the whole thing,
you just vait, no school bell, it's your neck I vill ring!"
But the Doc simply laughed an' said " Deer, I'm just foolin',
don't get bent out of shape, and for cripes sake stop droolin'!"

So it goes, on and on, "Deer", with much gratitude,
'bout what one might expect, "cavalier attitude" ?


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1 posted 2008-05-28 11:06 AM


This is hysterical.  I never knew that moose had such wicked senses of humor!

A

Dr.Moose1
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2 posted 2008-05-28 12:51 PM


Alison,
Thanks, I'll have you know I take my humor
very seriously, lol.
Doc

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Balladeer
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4 posted 2008-05-28 09:04 PM


There is one thing in class that we can do without
And I am speaking, of course, of a counterfeited kraut!
When I ask for examples of some tactic rhymy,
At least have the moxie to talk like a limey!

I know that you're pulling off some childish prank
By talking like Hitler instead of a yank
I know for a fact you're an Institute henchman
But, at least, you were kind not to talk like a frenchman.

If I need to find someone to fracture our lexicon
I'll head for the border and capture a mexican!


Now look what you made me do, doc! You're a bad influence in the classroom (but one heckofa poet)  

[This message has been edited by Balladeer (05-28-2008 09:37 PM).]

Dr.Moose1
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5 posted 2008-05-29 07:01 AM


Balladeer,
Lol, I credit the teacher for providing such interesting subject matter.
Doc

Oklahoma Rose
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6 posted 2008-10-18 06:55 AM


LOL! Hmmmm, me either Alison. And, I have been here at Pip for quite a long time.
Dr.Moose1
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7 posted 2008-10-18 11:01 AM


Oklahoma Rose,
Lol, now why didn't I think of this? I do believe it fits the criteria. Thanks for dredging it up.
Doc

ken206573
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8 posted 2008-10-18 04:55 PM


l love your poem it was outrageous, and funny. i wouldn't mind hearing more of them !


Dr.Moose1
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9 posted 2008-10-20 06:51 AM


Ken,
Thanks, I'm glad you liked it.
Doc

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