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Nan
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since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA 
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Here's my class contributions again.... They're an awesome group!! There once was a man named Tomato Who lived with his wife named Potato They had a son, Spud Who was covered in mud And a daughter whose name was PlayDough ~~~~~ Kyle and Colin ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ One Christmas Eve so long ago The forests and hills all covered in snow Santa cried out in fright Rudolph's nose was too bright Santa could not see where to go ~~~~~ Shannon, Danny, & Theresa ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ There once was an egg who was fryin' He didn't realize he was dyin' Along came a man To scoop him from the pan And onto the toast he was flyin' ~~~~~ Kira, Jessica, & Caity ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ There once lived a man by the bay That place where he lived we could say He was really quite happy And was a grand pappy He always would have a great day ~~~~~ Steve ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ One day aliens came from Mars They stopped all the trains and cars They sucked up the peoples And made giant meatballs Then ate them like big candy bars... ~~~~~ Erin & Brittany ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ There once was a girl named Ashley She loved to spend all her cashy She shopped mall to mall With her boyfriend Paul And now she looks pretty smashy!! ~~~~~ Merri & Ashley ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I have a cat named Little Red I don't let him sleep on my bed He'll keep me up all night When I do not want to fight He can't sleep in my bed cuz he'll bite my head! ~~~~~ Jared ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I ride to school in my Jeep Good grades I will try to keep I love school a lot Except when it's hot It's a great place to catch up on sleep~ ~~~~~ Chelsie & Sarah ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ |
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jbouder Member Elite
since 1999-09-18
Posts 2534Whole Sort Of Genl Mish Mash |
LOL! These are great. Jim "If I rest, I rust." - Martin Luther |
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Nicole Senior Member
since 1999-06-23
Posts 1835Florida |
 Love these!I read them to my younger brother, he's a Freshman and he really got a kick out of them too. Great Job! :  May I never be too busy to help another's load, Then I'll be drinking from the saucer 'cause my cup has overflowed. --Author Unknown |
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hoot_owl_rn Member Patricius
since 1999-07-05
Posts 10750Glen Hope, PA USA |
Great Job!!!! |
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Munda Member Elite
since 1999-10-08
Posts 3544The Hague, The Netherlands |
LOL ! I love them ! What great kids you have Nan ! Wow ! : ) |
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Pepper Member Elite
since 1999-08-19
Posts 3079Southern Florida |
LOL ....I applaud you each and everyone!! Great work here! A soul that writes from the heart and shares it, truly gives a gift extraordinaire! |
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