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I Hate You Balladeer!
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I Hate You Balladeer! |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Balladeer I hate you, With all your brains and such, The poetry that you do, That everyone likes so much. Balladeer I hate you, Always chastizing poor old Toe, The way ya try to hurt my feelings, The way your poetry flows. Balladeer I hate you, The way you make your rhymes, Using mere intelligence, Your message sometimes sublime. Balladeer I hate you, Cuz it's guys like you that seem Make guys like me come back for more, Even if you are so mean. Balladeer I hate you, And this is the reason why; I wish you lived much closer, Cuz I really love ya guy!!! P.S....Balladeer, yanno that 200 bucks I owe ya man?...It may be a while before I can pay ya back..okay man?......Can I borrow your car tonight? |
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Justin Conceivable Junior Member
since 1999-10-16
Posts 16 |
Hehehehe he told me ya don't hafta pay him back toe! Justin Conceivable |
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Pepper Member Elite
since 1999-08-19
Posts 3079Southern Florida |
LOL......cute Toe...... ------------------ May your days be filled with lots of sunshine and your nights lit up by golden moonbeams |
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Watcher666 Senior Member
since 1999-10-13
Posts 1606 |
Cute poem! ------------------ Illusion...what we see and what we do...it's all up to you. |
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Marilyn Member Elite
since 1999-09-26
Posts 2621Ontario, Canada |
Too cute Toe....Great poem. Balladeer will love it! |
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Iloveit Senior Member
since 1999-09-02
Posts 1121NM |
*big grins* and ROFG, great poem toe  |
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Poet deVine
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
This place has created some great couples and high on this list are Toe and Balladeer.. compliments to the poet on this one Toe....  |
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Andrew Scott Member Elite
since 1999-06-24
Posts 2558Redlands,CA,USA |
Talk about your love / hate relationships! I gotta say that this was pretty good Sir Toe. A word of caution... I hear Sir Balladeer charges 200% interest, compounded daily on late payments and his bill collector's name is Guido. |
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Balladeer
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Gee, Toe, I don't know why you hate me, Criticize me and berate me? Haven't I been there for you With always some kind word or two? Gosh, Toe, I don't know why you hate me, Bully and intimidate me? Though Long John said you were a twit, Did I believe a word of it? Darn, Toe, I wish ya didn't hate me Spitefully humiliate me. Though Suthern picks you over me Have I shown any jealousy? Well, I'm the one who should be mad The way you force me to Use every brain cell I possess To just keep up with you. Ain't easy trying to stay ahead. You've caused me sleepless nights Of working, scheming, writing verse To keep up in our fights. If not for you, I'd take a break, Be nice to if I could But, no! You've the audacity To force me to be good! But, Toe, I'd rather you don't hate me. It's better when you tittilate me. I bow down to your rapier wit And I'm a better man because of it. PS>Andrew is right. The 200 is now 220...and rising. Not my fault. That penile implant was SO important to you so.....! |
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WhtDove Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-22
Posts 9245Illinois |
Toe great poem! And the end oh how sweet! I think Balladeer missed that part! hehe... Keep em' coming Toe!! |
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Seymour Tabin Member Empyrean
since 1999-07-07
Posts 31720Tamarac Fla |
Toe, I'd really watch out for Guido. Good job on the poem. |
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Justin Thyme Member
since 1999-09-13
Posts 216Oz |
I knew it! I knew it! There is nothing to it! They *DO* like each other sooooo much! Is it "Toe and Ball" or "Ball and Toe"? Does the couple call it such? HEE HEE! HA HA! It's very clear now! They fight like man and wife! Then Toe talks about "luv", not hate, Ball talks about "tittilate"! I guess that's the fun in their life! ----------------- Justin T. hehehe |
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Soleil Member
since 1999-06-12
Posts 113 |
Do they allow such feelings at the 'stute? Cause yu'all seem a bit whacked out. |
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Systematic Decay Senior Member
since 1999-09-15
Posts 1301That place with padded walls and funny people in white......... |
Hmmm, Balladeer, I'm wondering why you would lend Toe money for an implant of that nature...? LOL my thoughts are running the same path of Justin Thyme's! ------------------ "Despite all my rage, I am still just a rat in a cage." -Billy Corgan- |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
ROFLMAO!!! I love this! *G* You guys are too much... reminds me of a comment Long John once made to me about someone continually raising the ante (names withheld to protect the guilty! LOL) But Balladeer... it's really mean of you to charge such a high interest rate... After all, your surgery went just fine... you could show a BIT more gratitude, yanno... since sweet Toe simply couldn't stand the thought of you not having a life! *EG* |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
S. Decay.....LOL.....well done reply! Yanno, it's funny how "times" change....I was a "hippie" type in the late 60's early 70's. Kinda the "Peace, Love and Blacklights" kinda crowd.....and we could say we "Loved our fellow man" back then without anyone thinking you were gay? (But the next time that damn Balladeer tries to kiss me I'm gonna beat the living hell outta him!)......... |
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Justbleu Member Elite
since 1999-08-31
Posts 3329Oregon, Originally From Alaska :) |
Me Likes digging in the archives....I missed this one way back when. Funny as always Toe. Thanks for the laugh!!!!! Bridgette  |
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