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DreamEvil
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since 1999-06-22
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0 posted 1999-10-18 01:39 AM


I knew when I had too much to drink,
when the pink elephants showed.
Had too many purple cows I think,
as into the room they strode.

I've always known that they were my friends,
since they show up when I'm drunk.
Drunken stupor their showing portends,
throwing me into a funk.

They listen to every little gripe,
then give me such sage advice.
They tell me which women aren't my type,
and show me which ones are nice.

My pink elephant friends start to fade,
delusions brought on by booze.
Their magenta trunks come to my aid,
rocking me into a snooze.


©1999 DreamEvil

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Now and forever, my heart hears ~one voice~.
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Christopher
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Purgatorial Incarceration
1 posted 1999-10-18 01:42 AM


Ok, hold on...
ROFLMAO!!!!
This is too funny brother...and yet depressingly true of a couple nights ago...LOL

Dark Angel
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since 1999-08-04
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2 posted 1999-10-18 01:46 AM


ROFL, This is great Soul-Brother enjoyed the eread

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What comes from the heart goes to the heart.
Samuel Coleridge



Severn
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since 1999-07-17
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3 posted 1999-10-18 02:22 AM


Heheheheh...
reminds me of my imaginary friends when I was 5...

hoot_owl_rn
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since 1999-07-05
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4 posted 1999-10-18 02:32 AM


LOL...you sharing my wine tonight??
suthern
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since 1999-07-29
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5 posted 1999-10-18 12:08 PM


Such a colorful evening! *G* Well done... thanks for the grins!
Toerag
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Ala bam a
6 posted 1999-10-18 12:20 PM


Hey man! I think you and I know some of the same "colorful" friends?......But, how come mine never fade away?....Well done...good job!
caroline
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7 posted 1999-10-18 01:38 PM


ROFLMAO....Somehow I can't picture you drunk, much less conversing with pink elephants!
Good one...I really love this one

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"Tread softly, for I have spread my dreams under your feet"~~William Butler Yeats


Pepper
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since 1999-08-19
Posts 3079
Southern Florida
8 posted 1999-10-18 02:06 PM


LOL..
Delightful read DE!

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May your days be filled with lots of sunshine and your nights lit up by golden moonbeams

Systematic Decay
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since 1999-09-15
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That place with padded walls and funny people in white.........
9 posted 1999-10-18 05:26 PM


LMAO....I didnt know if you were actually gonna do this one.....LOL.....

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"Despite all my rage, I am still just a rat in a cage."
-Billy Corgan-

wolfie97
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since 1999-10-18
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10 posted 1999-10-18 05:38 PM


Very funny! Yet so close to home. Great job, I love it!

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Garrett 'sneaky' Gall

Marilyn
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since 1999-09-26
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Ontario, Canada
11 posted 1999-10-18 07:39 PM


I have never had a conversation with a pink elephant. Then again I am a lush of the worst kind. 2 or 3 drinks and I am done for, ready to sleep it off. LOL. Great job on this one DE.
Watcher666
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since 1999-10-13
Posts 1606

12 posted 1999-10-18 07:42 PM


ROFLMAO!!!! Too funny!

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Illusion...what we see and what we do...it's all up to you.

Lucie
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since 1999-06-20
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Houston
13 posted 1999-10-18 08:03 PM


Hey I thought we were friends.. I want what your having!
Andrew Scott
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since 1999-06-24
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Redlands,CA,USA
14 posted 1999-10-18 10:18 PM


Hey! I was wondering where those guys went. Hope they're behaving themselfs at your place. I enjoyed the read DE. Thanks.
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