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Balladeer's Gotta Knew Honey...
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Balladeer's Gotta Knew Honey... |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Balladeer got married again, (It's the third time since last fall), Three different brides since last year, (But he still has the same in-laws) His newest wife is a honey, The best housekeeper ya ever seen, She asked the gas-station attendant; "How do ya keep your restrooms so clean?" His yard is real purtty, He sent me a photograph picture, I was really impressed by the flowers, That were planted in bathroom fixtures. He met this gal in High School, (Before she was his daddy's spouse), She's got less teeth in her sweet head, Then the Halloween pumpkin in front of the house. He took her to his high school prom, (After all they provided day care), They danced to their high school fight song, "Dueling Banjos" was filling the air. I told him that I thought this gal, Was probably "out of his league", He said she bowls on different nights, I just shook my head and agreed. [This message has been edited by Toerag (edited 11-04-1999).] |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
It sounds like a match made in (redneck) heaven! Bug man meets gas gal! LOL Love the planters... and ROFLMAO at out of his league! Well done, Toe!  |
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Sunshine
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
Oh, Oh, 'Deer, reply soon! |
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Iloveit Senior Member
since 1999-09-02
Posts 1121NM |
yep the out my league thing killed me too, my mom and dad used to bowl in different leagues though, guess that's why I could relate ..........ROFG |
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Watcher666 Senior Member
since 1999-10-13
Posts 1606 |
Too funny! Good one!! ------------------ Illusion...what we see and what we do...it's all up to you. |
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WhtDove Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-22
Posts 9245Illinois |
Good one Toe! How is it you come up with this? hehe one heck of an imagination you have their! LOL |
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Marilyn Member Elite
since 1999-09-26
Posts 2621Ontario, Canada |
Iloveit, Iloveit, Iloveit!...oppps...sorry girl..lol. I am waiting for the Deer one to reply...*giggle*. |
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Seymour Tabin Member Empyrean
since 1999-07-07
Posts 31720Tamarac Fla |
Toe, I think you are in trouble, For blowing this bathroom bubble. LOL |
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Balladeer
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Well, now you've gone and done it. Not only have you insulted me, you have dragged my women through the mud as well......and, not only that, you managed to do it clean enough to keep it in the Open site! Please understand that retaliation is forthcoming. It's not that I want to do it but you have forced me to uphold the honor of the womenfolk and the sacred vows of matrimony, which I may or may not have taken several times lately. I'll be talking to ya real soon, boy. |
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Denise
Moderator
Member Seraphic
since 1999-08-22
Posts 22648 |
....uh oh, Toe, maybe now's a good time to run to the safety of those Alabama hills! I think Balladeer's gunnin' fer ya!  Hillarious, as usual! ------------------ Denise |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Balladeer.....who you callin' "boy"?...you better come feel this "thing" again fella! Yanno, I heard Balladeer almost called this wedding off when the photographer made him take that toothpick out of his mouth for the pictures! |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
Toerag: That's what you "heard?" LOL. Rumor has it that you were that photographer... you yelled that it was time for pics... and 'Deer got a little (more) confused. *G* |
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Nan
Administrator
Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
Suthern, You've been hanging around Toe too long... |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Hi ya Suthern and Nan....how yall are?...Nice to see two lovely ladies this early in the morning...And I'll bet you'd just love for us guys to see you "first" thing in the morning wouldn't ya? [This message has been edited by Toerag (edited 11-05-1999).] [This message has been edited by Toerag (edited 11-05-1999).] |
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Pepper Member Elite
since 1999-08-19
Posts 3079Southern Florida |
LOL...... ------------------ A soul that writes from the heart and shares it, truly gives a gift extrordinaire! |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
Nan: Nope... not me! *G* Haven't been around him nearly long enough... need another 60 years or so! LOL Toerag: Not all the guys, sweets... but in spite of the concern I have for your well-being, I wouldn't mind torturing you with that ghastly sight! LOL |
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WhtDove Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-22
Posts 9245Illinois |
Thanks for the good giggle this morning y'all! |
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