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The Right Reverand Toerag
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The Right Reverand Toerag |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Yanno if I were Catholic, And went to a "confession" I'd spend months of "Hail Mary's" And never learn a lesson. Now if I were a Baptist, That may not be so bad? Then everyone would pray for me, "God we gotta save Toerag!" They'd say; "Toe, come to our revival, We're having it right here," I'd say, "Are ya havin' a fellowship supper? Want me to bring the beer?" After that I'd try the Lutherans, I hear they're known to drink a few, Do yanno if they play bingo? I wonder what else they do? What religion's Jimmy Swaggert? He seems to do quite well, He's a rich and famous preacher, And "saves" the whores all for himself? |
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Watcher666 Senior Member
since 1999-10-13
Posts 1606 |
LOL....loved this one! ------------------ Illusion...what we see and what we do...it's all up to you. |
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Dolphins3 Member
since 1999-09-30
Posts 135Wisconsin |
Toe, A very interesting look at relgion. I enjoyed it . |
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Nan
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
...um...well... We silly Scandinavians (or "Scando's" as a friend of mine says) are mostly Lutheran.... So I know what they do... And I'm NOT TELLING !!!!!! I will say this, though...It AIN' BINGO..  [This message has been edited by Nan (edited 11-03-1999).] |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
ROFLMAO.... Ah, Brother Toerag (small country Baptist churches don't bother with the reverend bit... too hard to spell *G*...and if you brought the beer, they'd be too busy praying for you to even eat at that fellowship supper) I'd love to hear one of your inspired sermons... for I'm sure you've inspired a few! LOL. Great poem, Toe... thanks for the grins! |
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Marilyn Member Elite
since 1999-09-26
Posts 2621Ontario, Canada |
Well Reverand.....I'll pray for ya IF you bring the beer!...LOL. Cute look at the hypocisy of religion. |
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Iloveit Senior Member
since 1999-09-02
Posts 1121NM |
ROFG@this one, cute very cute, and lolol@inspired a few sermons |
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Pepper Member Elite
since 1999-08-19
Posts 3079Southern Florida |
hehehehe and hahahaha....... ------------------ A soul that writes from the heart and shares it, truly gives a gift extrordinaire! |
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Denise
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-08-22
Posts 22648 |
Thanks again for the laughter! ------------------ Denise |
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Lorelei54 Member
since 1999-07-27
Posts 458 |
hey...you left out mine, but that mgiht be good! I'd hate to see what they would do to you! (But I fear deep inside you are a pretty "swell" guy!) |
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Dr.Moose1 Member Elite
since 1999-09-05
Posts 3448Bewilderment , USA |
Well Toe I gotta tell ya I've checked out a few They're best taken in small doses Did you say you'll bring the brew? |
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hoot_owl_rn Member Patricius
since 1999-07-05
Posts 10750Glen Hope, PA USA |
ROFLMAO ------------------ Alis volat propriis |
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Systematic Decay Senior Member
since 1999-09-15
Posts 1301That place with padded walls and funny people in white......... |
They go to churches weekly Pass the collection plate Count the bills as they roll in And then assure your fate Nice Toe, thought I'd add something i thought you left out. ------------------ Thinking is just what a great many people think they are doing when they are merely rearranging their predjudices. |
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