How To Save Money On Your Anniversary..Repost

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Toerag
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since 1999-07-29

Posts 5622
Ala bam a

0 posted 1999-10-28 03:34 PM

Is today your anniversary?
Well from the bottom of your heart,
Show your love how much ya care,
And head out to K-mart.

Let your honey pick out a card,
One that she'll adore,
Read it and then put it back,
You'll save two bucks or more!

Then ya just wait patiently,
For a sale to be announced,
Maybe a "Blue Light Special?"
On a bra or wool night gown!

Then take her out for dinner,
A supper just for two,
Maybe a Big Mac or Whopper?
It's really just up to you.

Then swing by the graveyard,
Flowers are always nice,
Grab a bottle of Ripple,
(It's quite tasty over ice).

Tell her how much ya love her,
And how you'd do anything for your mate,
"Get outta your clothes immediately",
Before the kids awake!

suthern

Member Seraphic

since 1999-07-29

Posts 20723
Louisiana

1 posted 1999-10-28 03:38 PM

Ah, Toe... this day needed these smiles!!! And I do love this... such wonderful suggestions! LOL. (Hint: Avoid the wool night gown... the kids would be awake before she'd get that thing unbuttoned! LOL)

RainbowGirl
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since 1999-07-31

Posts 3023
United Kingdom

2 posted 1999-10-28 03:52 PM

Thanks for the smiles darling..

HUSG

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Balladeer

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since 1999-06-05

Posts 25505
Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA

3 posted 1999-10-28 04:09 PM

Toe, my man, sometimes you're like a breath of fresh air. We need more of this stuff going on around here.

(Get your wife a Big Mac and you'll never see her again!)

Pepper
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since 1999-08-19

Posts 3079
Southern Florida

4 posted 1999-10-28 04:22 PM

lol.....another wonderful chuckle!!
Toe...your pieces are something I look forward to each day.....Thanks....

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WhtDove
Member Rara Avis

since 1999-07-22

Posts 9245
Illinois

5 posted 1999-10-28 05:14 PM

ROFL...I must have missed this before. You are just too funny. This would save money I'm sure, don't know about the wife, but it would save money. lOL

RSEvans
Senior Member

since 1999-10-23

Posts 1147
Tulsa, OK, USA

6 posted 1999-10-28 05:16 PM

Had me in tears. So how long have you been married anyway? Sounds like my wife's idea for a good anniversary.

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Iloveit
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since 1999-09-02

Posts 1121
NM

7 posted 1999-10-28 05:20 PM

lolol gonna have to ditto whitedove on this one...not sure too many wives would appreciate the sentiment of this one lolol, but we sure do appreciate your smiles

Watcher666
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since 1999-10-13

Posts 1606

8 posted 1999-10-28 08:17 PM

LOL...now I know where the boyfriend got this idea from!

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hoot_owl_rn
Member Patricius

since 1999-07-05

Posts 10750
Glen Hope, PA USA

9 posted 1999-10-28 10:30 PM

LOL....needed that today

Denise

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Member Seraphic

since 1999-08-22

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10 posted 1999-10-28 10:59 PM

This is golden! Thanks for the gift!

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Michael

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Member Rara Avis

since 1999-08-13

Posts 7666
California

11 posted 1999-10-29 03:30 AM

ROFL, this is excellent, Toe. Indeed, a much need laugh.

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Toerag
Member Ascendant

since 1999-07-29

Posts 5622
Ala bam a

12 posted 1999-10-29 08:17 AM

Thanks all....Yassee? I have a romantic side too yanno?

Toerag
Member Ascendant

since 1999-07-29

Posts 5622
Ala bam a

13 posted 1999-10-29 08:30 AM

Balladeer....I did, and I haven't!!!! IT WORKED!!!!! LOL

[This message has been edited by Toerag (edited 10-29-1999).]

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