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Andrew Scott's Situation (no one is exempt from the ToeTag war!!)
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Andrew Scott's Situation (no one is exempt from the ToeTag war!!) |
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Lucie Senior Member
since 1999-06-20
Posts 1077Houston 
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One night an escaped convict who had evaded the police. Had decided that he’d had enough and hastened his own release. He ended up at Andrew Scott’s in search of place to hide. He broke the cellar window and slipped quietly inside. Well Andrew and his girlfriend were sharing wine and cheese. The convict caught them unaware and pushed Andrew to his knees. He tied them up and left them there to ponder their demise. Andrew tried to escape the binds, struggling against his ties. He finally tired and realized that there was no escape, and told his girlfriend the convict was likely to resort to rape. Now if he tries to touch you .. just act like you are pleased. If you make him happy then perhaps we’ll be released. The girlfriend exclaimed happily.. I’m glad that’s how you feel. Cause giving in and cooperating with him, I’m sure it will appeal. Perhaps he will just take the sex and all the household loot. "Oh and by the way Andrew.. he told me you were cute." |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
ROFLMAO!!!! Sounds like Andrew's in for a fun evening! LOL. (And sounds as though his gal is quite used to faking pleasure???? *EG*) Well done, Lucie!! |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Yanno...it hurts me so badly to find out LongJohn's still breaking into houses! I've talked to him about this countless times and it seems as though it's done no good! Guess I'll have to just tell Lorelei? [This message has been edited by Toerag (edited 10-01-1999).] |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion |
ROFLMAO@house breaking - and @Lucie This is great Topic! Way to go Lucie - you wrote this poem perfectly - the punch line was unexpected until the very last line. Belle - your post was really great - what a witty person you are! |
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Michael
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Member Rara Avis
since 1999-08-13
Posts 7666California |
ROFL, Well, I'm sure Andrew will love taking his own medicine, Lucie...but what a pill to have to swallow. ------------------ Michael Anderson I could not love except where Death Was mingling his with Beauty's breath - Or Hymen, Time, and Destiny Were stalking between her and me. EAP |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
And LongJohn said Andrew does swallow too! Lucie...this was a wonderful story.....Yanno? I sent ya a sweet email yesterday and never heard from ya?.....Were ya on a date? |
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PhaerieChild Senior Member
since 1999-08-30
Posts 1787Aloha, Oregon |
I love it more every time I log in and read all the antics going on in the forums. This was really funny!! ------------------ If you love me like music, I'll be your song. ~Heart~ Dreamboat Annie |
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WhtDove Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-22
Posts 9245Illinois |
ROFLMAO Alright Lucie! Way to go. They're getting better all the time! Good one! LOL at Toe! |
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Saxoness
since 1999-07-18
Posts 1102Texas |
this is probably the best hours of my day spent here....and I don't regret it! Another great one ------------------ "Glory remains unaware of my neglected dwelling where alone I sing my tearful song which has charms only for me." -Charles Brugnot |
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Balladeer
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Great one, Lucie! GREAT SCOTT!! Would Andrew have said the same thing...in hindsight? |
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Lucie Senior Member
since 1999-06-20
Posts 1077Houston |
Dear Toerag the email that you sent was not ignored kind sir. This poet has realized your antagonizing her. But thats ok you asked for it.. and so I will oblige. Look out Toerag here I come.. there's no place you can hide. If reply is what your seeking to your little video joke. And the fires of this woman scorned are ones you want to stoke. Then by all means I will be quick to write a little ditty. About your recent escapades from me you'll get no pity. :::evil giggle::: |
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Lucie Senior Member
since 1999-06-20
Posts 1077Houston |
What!! I come in expecting reply from Andrew.. and get nothing!! geesh.. whats a girl gotta do to get attention? |
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Pufalove Member
since 1999-08-18
Posts 119Houston, Tx. USA |
Luc....how boaring Neb. would be without all your antics and I just love the way reading between the lines is more fun than reading the "lines"! What makes it so much fun is that none of us ever know what to expect from you. Love ya! |
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Lucie Senior Member
since 1999-06-20
Posts 1077Houston |
Thanks Puf.. and Houston is way more boring without you.. come home will ya?  |
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Systematic Decay Senior Member
since 1999-09-15
Posts 1301That place with padded walls and funny people in white......... |
LMFAO........thats all I can say ------------------ "Despite all my rage, I am still just a rat in a cage." -Billy Corgan- |
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Andrew Scott Member Elite
since 1999-06-24
Posts 2558Redlands,CA,USA |
Hey! Ya leave for three days and look what happens... six pages of poetry to sift through (I'll never get my work done at this rate) and towards the end I find this! A stab in the back by the one who begged support in this war against the dreaded Toe. Is there no loyalty! TREASON I SAY! WHERE'S MY FIREING SQUAD! Damn, but they're never around when you need them! And to make matters worse... my girl friend managed to escape, but left me there to deal with that harry ape convict. Thanks to the cops who showed just in time... When they asked for a discription of the felon... aside from being butt-ass ugly, he had a tattoo of a sock with a big toe sticking out, and the words "Pumbkin Stuffer" under it. Not sure what it ment... not sure I want to find out. As for you Lucie... time will tell for your traitorous ways. |
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