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Balladeer's Ugly Laigs

Toerag
Member Ascendant

since 1999-07-29

Posts 5622
Ala bam a

0 posted 1999-08-27 08:17 AM

I seen Balladeer the other day,
And his laigs wuz as ugly as they could be,
He had got hisself two big tattoos,
One wuz put upon each knee.

He thought it'd make his laigs more purty,
and his reasonin' wern't hard to follow,
'cause the Lord knows that Balladeer
Has the ugliest laigs in the hollow.

He wuz a figurin' the tattoos,
if put on his knees just might,
divert people's eyes away,
from such'n ugly sight.

On his left knee wuz a tattoo of the Chicago
Fire,
On the other knee wuz the devil in his full attire.
But them tattoos ain't worked out all that well,
'Cuz when he crosses his laigs, it looks like hell!

WhtDove
Member Rara Avis

since 1999-07-22

Posts 9245
Illinois

1 posted 1999-08-27 10:04 AM

LOL...right back into those war on words huh Toe? You must be feeling better.

LngJhnAg
Member Elite

since 1999-07-23

Posts 3508
Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion

2 posted 1999-08-27 10:33 AM

Toerag - you are once again masterful at describing our beloved Balladeer. I am sure he will be pleased. You must be mellowing in your old age. heh heh heh

suthern

Member Seraphic

since 1999-07-29

Posts 20723
Louisiana

3 posted 1999-08-27 10:34 AM

Those tattoos are still worthwhile
They give viewers a little grace
For as ugly as 'Deer's legs may be
They're purtier than his face!

I'm figurin' you done a great job, Toe!!! ROFL...

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