How Yogi Bear Died (With thanks and a nod to Terry for the inspiration)

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How Yogi Bear Died (With thanks and a nod to Terry for the inspiration)

Andrew Scott
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since 1999-06-24

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Redlands,CA,USA

0 posted 1999-08-24 08:14 PM

How Yogi Died

They called the coroner to discover the cause
Of poor Yogi's demise. Did poachers brake any laws?

No pattern could be found, Yogi's fur was intact.
No buckshot or solid rounds, a perfect rug in fact.

Next they tested his blood for the taint of chicken.
Botulism was ruled out, nothing foul from the kitchen.

Boo Boo was questioned with little success.
All he could say was "Hanna's the best!"

The Ranger was perplexed, till what should he see
Four odd looking creatures, molesting a tree.

One red, one green, one yellow, and one blue
With odd looking headgear and a vacuum too.

What brings you to the park? Do you know of Yogi's doom?
They squeaked unintelligently, then sucked out Ranger's brains with the vacuum.

They've made the park their home, claiming Saturday morning t.v. fun
Tele-Tubbies from hell. Yogi was first, next are your daughters and sons.

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