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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
They were partners Two cops on a beat The temp was near 90 Unbearable heat. Officer LongJohn, His partner Nan, He had the muscles, She made the plans. This morning Nan noticed, Something was hung, Toerag from a limb on high, By his Toenails was strung. She said she must go Back to the station She had to go now, Without hesitation. Officer LongJohn, said not to worry, He'd send their canine He'd be back in a hurry. Just toss him Toe's sock, and give him a "sniff" He'd get that rag With just one whiff! An hour passed by, The dog was still gone, Then they heard sirens, Something was wrong. They looked down the street, Saw their dog running south, With Toerag's duds In their dog's mouth.  [This message has been edited by Nan (edited 08-11-99).] |
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Sunshine
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
Oh my, just wait till Nan gets back at you. Had enough of Balladeer and LJ, hey, and now out to get beaten senseless by others? ------------------ © KRJ Sunshine Words will always express our feelings true. ~~~ KRJ Look, then, into thine heart, and write ~~~ Henry Wadsworth Longfellow |
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Delores Hall Member
since 1999-07-16
Posts 342USA |
Crossing the line. |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Sunshine....I'm not worried....me and Nan are buddies....right Nan?....That certainly is a becoming blouse she has on today....don't ya think?....And her poetry is superb...and I love what she's done to her hair.....she's such a fine, never hostile, always forgiving sweet young lady too..... "It's easier to seek forgiveness than to acquire permission" |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Yanno?....I think the name "Jan" would fit in there nicely....don't ya all? |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
If I could make a suggestion?....Why not add a delete button to this forum?....So when some of us misbehaved, thought about it later, wanted to try to get out of trouble, could just delete?...Now, I'm not referring to myself or anyone else for that matter, but it would be quite convenient sometimes...LOL I do happen to have a delete button, thanks [This message has been edited by Nan (edited 08-11-99).] |
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poetFemmeFatale Member Elite
since 1999-07-25
Posts 2646Arkansas |
You silly little boy...I bet you enjoyed getting spankings when you were young! Hell, you probably still like to be spanked! Don't ya ??  ------------------ - poet FemmeFatale "The strongest man in the world is he who stands most alone..." Henrik Ibsen (1826-1906) Norwegian dramatist lyric poet |
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Seymour Tabin Member Empyrean
since 1999-07-07
Posts 31720Tamarac Fla |
Mine is not to do or die Mine is just to reason why? |
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Sue Member
since 1999-08-04
Posts 383France |
Personalities apart, it is very funny, well-written art. |
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ac Member
since 1999-06-17
Posts 129Cayey, PR - USA |
how could you,tsk, tsk.. shame, shame Toerag... but i admit you're brave,if nothing else... for now it is not just Poetwheel and Balladeer... but Nan who will be on your back... [This message has been edited by ac (edited 08-11-99).] |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
I see you conscience started nibbling on you!!!! LOL. I hope Nan brought her sense of humor and tolerance with her today.... I know I enjoyed!!! (a lot more than the sergeant! LOL) [This message has been edited by suthern (edited 08-11-99).] |
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Balladeer
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
There are none more sorry than Someone who tries to pick on Nan. You should have stuck to 'Wheel and me Instead of seeking agony. You better scoot 'fore she gets here.. Siberia's good this time of year. So, with a fond farewell, I sigh "It couldn't happen to a nicer guy!" |
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Andrew Scott Member Elite
since 1999-06-24
Posts 2558Redlands,CA,USA |
Toe: I don't know the Lady Nan very well like some others, but I got a feeling you're going to wish it were just your testicles that were about to take a beating... and I don't mean that in a soft and cuddly sort of way either. Best of luck. P.S. Very twisted. Thanks for the laugh |
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Artur Hawkwing Member
since 1999-06-30
Posts 444USA |
Yanno? Your aged grandmother will give you a beating for this one! |
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Poet deVine
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
Now you've gone and done it sir you've messed with someone sweet as this will be your very last post remember that Nan can DELETE!  |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
What a shame I didn't get a chance to copy this before the revisions.  ( Work can really get in the way of fun! |
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Nan
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
C'est la Vie... |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Dear Nan....thank you so much for editing my sweet little poem.....I have one for you too. |
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