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Toerag
Member Ascendant

since 1999-07-29

Posts 5622
Ala bam a

0 posted 1999-08-10 08:14 AM

You deserve a break today,
So get up and on your way,
McBalladeer's Inn's the place to go
Where the guys put on the show.

Ice cold ale and dragon stew,
Prepared with care, just for you.
You can order fries and veal
Served upon a poet wheel

And for dessert you should try,
One of their homemade humble pies.
But refrain from ordering the Ice Cream,
Cuz heaven knows where it may have been!

suthern

Member Seraphic

since 1999-07-29

Posts 20723
Louisiana

1 posted 1999-08-10 08:30 AM

I think it may be a while before I order ice cream! LOL. But some ice cold ale sounds good.... beer isn't just for breakfast? *G*

Enjoyed the poem!!! And needed the smiles... thanks!

Poetwheel
Member

since 1999-07-07

Posts 208
Canada

2 posted 1999-08-10 11:32 AM

Toerag:
With care, select the words you state
or you'll find yourself upon my plate

Be wary how you choose a foe
or be prepared to dine on crow

For while I deal in joy and mirth
I'll readily plant you in the earth

Wheelbarrow'd words, literary spade
shall bury you for what you have said.

PW

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Dragoness
Senior Member

since 1999-08-07

Posts 513

3 posted 1999-08-10 12:02 PM

I really enjoyed this!!

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Set you heart free and your mind will follow.

Lucie
Senior Member

since 1999-06-20

Posts 1077
Houston

4 posted 1999-08-10 12:07 PM

Hey Toe.. Me thinks me heard a threat from the peanut gallery..hahha SIC 'EM.

Toerag
Member Ascendant

since 1999-07-29

Posts 5622
Ala bam a

5 posted 1999-08-10 03:26 PM

Awww now Poetwheel....

I know you love me
And LongJohn too,
I'm sure you love nature,
Despite what it's done to you.

My stuffs all crazy,
Your's is all "pro"
I'm just a smartass,
Not your foe.....

If I was,
You'd surely know,
Cuz I'd leave you speechless,
At that I'm the pro.
"Cuts" and "putdowns" and tellin' lies,
When it comes to these.....I'd win first prize!

But.....I love ya man.......(have ya got a Bud Light?)

Toerag
Member Ascendant

since 1999-07-29

Posts 5622
Ala bam a

6 posted 1999-08-11 06:53 AM

Lucie....Yanno?....I'm so often unjustly rebuked, made fun of, criticized, and some of these guys are downright mean to me?....I just don't understand?...Do you?

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