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Poetwheel Member
since 1999-07-07
Posts 208Canada |
I staggered to the bathroom, nearly tripping to the floor Fell back against the towel rack, hit my head against the door I knew I had too much to drink, my insides wanted out I knew that I was loaded when I heard the toilet shout: Get away from me, you stenching drunk, consider me on strike I've been splashed with puke and soaked with pee, from some loud mouth drunk named Mike So many asses I have held, the pimpled and the fair Some asses with great craggy scars, some asses full of hair. I've seen the drunkards wretch and urge, to fill my bowl with mush They gag and spit and leave me soiled, and the buggers never flush So begone from here, you raunchy mess, I'll host your kind no more Just spin around, leave toilet town, be sure to close the door. I did as told and left the room, much to my disgust The lesson learned, a toilet spurned, is a toilet you can't trust. ------------------ Poetic Wheelbarrow http://www.stormloader.com/poetwheel/den.html ICQ: 44370408 |
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INclan Senior Member
since 1999-07-20
Posts 1024Indiana, USA |
ROFLOL!!!!!! I have often wondered what certain things would say if they could talk. Nice Job. |
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Balladeer
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Well, that's it then. Your poetry has finally gone to pot.  [This message has been edited by Balladeer (edited 08-08-99).] |
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Alwye
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Member Elite
since 1999-06-16
Posts 3850In the space between moments |
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What a laugh!!! Great, Poetwheel!!!! ------------------ *Krista Knutson* "Your kiss upon my face feels like a brush with grace, baby thats all it takes to take me higher..." SHeDaisy |
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elvira Senior Member
since 1999-07-06
Posts 936California |
just tell that toilet to put a lid on it  ------------------ I will live my life as i, will undoubtedly die - alone. ~Morrissey~ |
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Poetwheel Member
since 1999-07-07
Posts 208Canada |
Thank you all. May you each awaken to a brand new urinal cake under your pillows. PW ------------------ Poetic Wheelbarrow http://www.stormloader.com/poetwheel/den.html ICQ: 44370408 |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
I guess that'll teach you to party at Long John's place! LOL. |
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RainbowGirl Member Elite
since 1999-07-31
Posts 3023United Kingdom |
Well I may not have found my laughter last night but I certainly found some giggles with this....:-))) HUGS ------------------ You give but little when you give of your possessions. It is when you give of yourself that you truly give. |
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Andrew Scott Member Elite
since 1999-06-24
Posts 2558Redlands,CA,USA |
All kneel before the porcelain god, for it has spoken. |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Well, all's I can say is that I really don't remember you drinking with me?....And, I don't remember you asking me about my poetry either?....but you sure have come around to the "Toerag" way of thinking! This is great my man....simply great! |
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poetFemmeFatale Member Elite
since 1999-07-25
Posts 2646Arkansas |
I can't believe I missed this one....!! ROFLOL Ha Ha Ha He He He!!! Where's that there toilet, I'm laughing so hard I need to Pee !! Excuse me......~~gone..... ------------------ - poet FemmeFatale "The strongest man in the world is he who stands most alone..." Henrik Ibsen (1826-1906) Norwegian dramatist lyric poet |
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Moonlight Member
since 1999-06-25
Posts 105Auburn, Alabama USA |
hahahahaha this is CLASSIC! I love it. more more!  |
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aziza Member Elite
since 2006-07-09
Posts 2995Lumpy Oatmeal makes me Crazy! |
How can anyone ignore that title? I laughed so hard and am leaving now to go clean my toilet again. Maybe hug the porcelain without being sick. Gonna go share the love. Yep. A |
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Artic Wind Member Rara Avis
since 2007-09-16
Posts 8080Realm of Supernatural |
Enjoyed ARCTIC WIND |
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