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Poetwheel
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since 1999-07-07
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Canada

0 posted 1999-08-08 01:39 PM


I staggered to the bathroom, nearly tripping to the floor
Fell back against the towel rack, hit my head against the door
I knew I had too much to drink, my insides wanted out
I knew that I was loaded when I heard the toilet shout:

Get away from me, you stenching drunk, consider me on strike
I've been splashed with puke and soaked with pee, from some loud mouth drunk named Mike
So many asses I have held, the pimpled and the fair
Some asses with great craggy scars, some asses full of hair.
I've seen the drunkards wretch and urge, to fill my bowl with mush
They gag and spit and leave me soiled, and the buggers never flush
So begone from here, you raunchy mess, I'll host your kind no more
Just spin around, leave toilet town, be sure to close the door.
I did as told and left the room, much to my disgust
The lesson learned, a toilet spurned, is a toilet you can't trust.


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INclan
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since 1999-07-20
Posts 1024
Indiana, USA
1 posted 1999-08-08 02:23 PM


ROFLOL!!!!!!

I have often wondered what certain things would say if they could talk. Nice Job.

Balladeer
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since 1999-06-05
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2 posted 1999-08-08 06:23 PM


Well, that's it then. Your poetry has finally gone to pot.



[This message has been edited by Balladeer (edited 08-08-99).]

Alwye
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since 1999-06-16
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In the space between moments
3 posted 1999-08-09 12:44 PM


LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What a laugh!!! Great, Poetwheel!!!!

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*Krista Knutson*

"Your kiss upon my face feels like a brush with grace, baby thats all it takes to take me higher..." SHeDaisy

elvira
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since 1999-07-06
Posts 936
California
4 posted 1999-08-09 02:49 PM


just tell that toilet to put a lid on it

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I will live my life as i, will undoubtedly die - alone. ~Morrissey~

Poetwheel
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since 1999-07-07
Posts 208
Canada
5 posted 1999-08-09 02:53 PM


Thank you all. May you each awaken to a brand new urinal cake under your pillows.

PW

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suthern
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723
Louisiana
6 posted 1999-08-09 03:01 PM


I guess that'll teach you to party at Long John's place! LOL.
RainbowGirl
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since 1999-07-31
Posts 3023
United Kingdom
7 posted 1999-08-09 03:05 PM


Well I may not have found my laughter last night but I certainly found some giggles with this....:-)))

HUGS

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You give but little when you give of your possessions. It is when you give of yourself that you truly give.



Andrew Scott
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since 1999-06-24
Posts 2558
Redlands,CA,USA
8 posted 1999-08-09 04:18 PM


All kneel before the porcelain god, for it has spoken.
Toerag
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since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622
Ala bam a
9 posted 1999-08-09 04:31 PM


Well, all's I can say is that I really don't remember you drinking with me?....And, I don't remember you asking me about my poetry either?....but you sure have come around to the "Toerag" way of thinking! This is great my man....simply great!
poetFemmeFatale
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since 1999-07-25
Posts 2646
Arkansas
10 posted 1999-08-14 05:01 PM


I can't believe I missed this one....!! ROFLOL Ha Ha Ha He He He!!! Where's that there toilet, I'm laughing so hard I need to Pee !! Excuse me......~~gone.....

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- poet FemmeFatale

"The strongest man in the world is he who stands most alone..." Henrik Ibsen (1826-1906) Norwegian dramatist lyric poet


Moonlight
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since 1999-06-25
Posts 105
Auburn, Alabama USA
11 posted 1999-08-14 05:54 PM


hahahahaha this is CLASSIC! I love it.
more more!

aziza
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since 2006-07-09
Posts 2995
Lumpy Oatmeal makes me Crazy!
12 posted 2007-06-10 07:14 PM


How can anyone ignore that title?

I laughed so hard and am leaving now to go clean my toilet again.  Maybe hug the porcelain without being sick.  Gonna go share the love.

Yep.
A

Artic Wind
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Realm of Supernatural
13 posted 2007-11-12 09:11 PM


Enjoyed

ARCTIC WIND

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