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Little Johnnie Bobbitt
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Little Johnnie Bobbitt |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
She took him out for dinner, But that was just a ploy. She slipped a pill into his drink, And told him to enjoy. She waited for his snoring, She was carefully listening, And when he awoke the next day, Found some "parts" were missing. So once he was a tenor, When accompanyied by piano, Now he sings much higher, In falsetto-like soprano! |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
Toerag: I swear... you can make a poem out of anything! LOL. If your subject had had your grace He might not have needed his parts replaced! |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion |
Toe Yanno, you CAN be replaced, too - lol Belle Great comeback. |
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Balladeer
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
can't do it...can't do it....can't do it. I have SO MANY LINES I could use here but I would be banished for sure. Nope, not gonna respond. Forget it. You're not getting me in trouble on this one! |
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Sally S. Senior Member
since 1999-06-07
Posts 847Ohio |
LOL....Oh geesh! I think I may actually be speachless...um...yep, that's my story and I'm stickin' to it.  |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Yanno?.....During the mid-winter.....the weatherman we all hope we can trust...may say, "And there will be two inches on the ground in the morning....."....When Lorraina Bobbit says it....you can believe it! |
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INclan Senior Member
since 1999-07-20
Posts 1024Indiana, USA |
Toerag, you are so adept at highlighting how the sexs abuse eachother. Men are not the only guilty parties...... Bite me, INclan |
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Andrew Scott Member Elite
since 1999-06-24
Posts 2558Redlands,CA,USA |
I was working on a fine poetic response, but decided this wasn't the forum for such a display. I'll just plead the 5th and leave it at that. |
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Poetwheel Member
since 1999-07-07
Posts 208Canada |
Two penis related poems in one viewing. My force of will is only _slightly_ beating my urge to type something to banish myself.... I laughed out loud at this one as well. Good job. PW |
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Delores Hall Member
since 1999-07-16
Posts 342USA |
Good imagination.Loved it. |
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Princess Lily Member
since 1999-07-13
Posts 149USA |
As many have done I will plead the 5th ------------------ We see only what we want to see~unless perhaps~we believe *A rose is a rose it withers and dies...so long as you keep it the memories stay alive* |
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Poet deVine
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
I see it's short! I think I meant the poem?! When Ms. Bobbitt did her 'bobbing', somewhere in California, a radio station held a contest...contestants drove by in their cars and threw 'wienies' from the car windows ala Ms. Bobbitt and tried to hit a bullseye! I guess it would be hard (no pun) to hit a small opening (no pun) with a six inch wiener(my last date!)!  |
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angel girl Member
since 1999-07-23
Posts 322within a whisper... |
very funny.  |
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Nan
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
....Hey - What's goin' on here???  |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Hey Nan......whatya mean?....Did I do something naughty?......Do I need to be on my best behaviour?.....I'm trying...really I am, but I can't access the adult board?....And I could really get into trouble there yanno.... |
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