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Ode to jerks!!!!!!
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Ode to jerks!!!!!! |
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Rita Member
since 1999-07-19
Posts 55Danville Va. 24540 |
You're such a jerk, you little twirp, You think your smart? yea smart as a fart, You're sweet as honey? oh that's real funny, You're such a tease, go scratch those flees, You think you're bad, you're just a fad, Your looks could kill? Let's be for real, Your smooth as ice, well your head has lice, You're just too cool? go drown in your drool, You're such a fox? go eat my socks, You think you're great? go jump in a lake, You're oh so hype! Just NOT my type, you're full of pep? Boy just step.. ------------------ "And the day came, where the risk to remain tight in a bud, was more painful than the risk it took to blossom" |
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Ohme Senior Member
since 1999-07-17
Posts 816Texas |
Oh, Rita. I think this poem is darling. Love it!! |
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elvira Senior Member
since 1999-07-06
Posts 936California |
you tell him girl!!!...thanks for the chuckle  ------------------ If I had my mouth I would bite. If I had my liberty I would do my liking. In the mean time, let me be that I am, and seek not to alter me. ~~~Shakespeare~~~ |
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Rita Member
since 1999-07-19
Posts 55Danville Va. 24540 |
thanks all! i thought this would put a grin on the face! |
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Andrew Scott Member Elite
since 1999-06-24
Posts 2558Redlands,CA,USA |
How did that song go? "I'm to sexy for my cat." "I'm to sexy for my car." ... and on and on. I think your's would have been the perfect response. |
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Alwye
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Member Elite
since 1999-06-16
Posts 3850In the space between moments |
LOL, you tell him gurl!! Great poem, it sure gave me a laugh! ------------------ *Krista Knutson* "Your kiss upon my face feels like a brush with grace, baby thats all it takes to take me higher..." SHeDaisy |
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