Open Poetry #1 |
Butt Pirates on the 7 Seas |
Poetwheel Member
since 1999-07-07
Posts 208Canada |
As a boy I'd dream, as boys will do of treasures bright and oceans blue so now a man, I've earned my berth to sail the sea, across the earth but to my chagrin, I soon did learn a life that made my stomach turn these sailors were, to my dismay Butt Pirates dressed in lingerie! Alone I could not put asunder -my booty they would often plunder And OH What sickness in my gut -they were redefining scuttlebutt The Captain made me pull his rank and make me ride (not walk) his plank I slowly turned a nervous wreck as they made me swab their collective deck Not bearded men with hooks of steel they wore a skirt, and shoe with heel I dreaded disease, and filth and wart as they each would dock inside my port In times in battle, foes we face them dressed in armor, we dressed in lace And I'll find myself in their arms again for the seas can do strange things to men I salute my ship as she sways and rocks The Captain and his lovely cox In lingerie we ride the breeze Butt Pirates on the seven seas ------------------ Poetic Wheelbarrow http://www.stormloader.com/poetwheel/den.html ICQ: 44370408 |
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elvira Senior Member
since 1999-07-06
Posts 936California |
oh my... ...i wonder what design was on their flag?...as always, you are simply hilarious ------------------ one night at the airport...Childhood Memories...eight short weeks...your countenance...hoarse whispers...My One and Only...Tribute to M.J... serving wench...the mistress...stolen hours... devotion...Master...apart... |
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Ohme Senior Member
since 1999-07-17
Posts 816Texas |
Delightful, and how does one book that cruise? |
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Balladeer
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! No poem gets more hilarious than this one! All this time, I KNEW you were a little dinghy! |
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Ron
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Member Rara Avis
since 1999-05-19
Posts 8669Michigan, US |
This is, indeed, very funny, PW. But I think you've meandered just a bit over the line and would suggest that future postings of this nature would be better suited to the Adult forum. |
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Poetwheel Member
since 1999-07-07
Posts 208Canada |
Thanks for you comments guys! Ron-I'll be mindful of future postings. PW ------------------ Poetic Wheelbarrow http://www.stormloader.com/poetwheel/den.html ICQ: 44370408 |
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mia Member
since 1999-07-06
Posts 118 |
I'm making it a must to read one of your poems first each morning... Then I can start my long day with a smile on my face. keep up the craziness PW... You rock! xxoo mia |
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Poetwheel Member
since 1999-07-07
Posts 208Canada |
This may be a shameless plug, but Mia, I DO DECLARE!!! Why not visit, our web page, and leave us a message there. PW ------------------ Poetic Wheelbarrow http://www.stormloader.com/poetwheel/den.html ICQ: 44370408 |
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mia Member
since 1999-07-06
Posts 118 |
PW, my dear I can't I fear for I understand not how to access the spot! (god, my rhyming sucks!) I wish I could go, I tried, but I'm so new at this whole computer business that I have no idea what I am looking for...or how exactly to get there. I'll keep trying... I'm looking forward to reading more... cus you my friend are crazy to the core! mia |
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wayoutwalt Member Elite
since 1999-06-22
Posts 4870TEXAS (it's all big) |
tiz makes me want to throw my melancholy ways out the door and try uneffectively to ape your style mister wheel you are alot to live up too |
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Poetwheel Member
since 1999-07-07
Posts 208Canada |
Thanks wayoutwalt, you are all that and a bag of chips. PW Poetic Wheelbarrow http://www.stormloader.com/poetwheel/den.html ICQ: 44370408 [This message has been edited by Poetwheel (edited 07-21-99).] |
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Poetwheel Member
since 1999-07-07
Posts 208Canada |
Thanks! PW ------------------ Poetic Wheelbarrow http://www.stormloader.com/poetwheel/den.html ICQ: 44370408 [This message has been edited by Poetwheel (edited 07-21-99).] |
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Rita Member
since 1999-07-19
Posts 55Danville Va. 24540 |
ships ahoy! anchors away....job well done is it what i'll say!! |
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Lost Dreamer Member Elite
since 1999-06-20
Posts 2464Somewhere near the Rainbow |
If the laughter stops, then maybe I can type to tell you what a great job you've done. I have to say you have a brilliant talent. Thanks for sharing with us. |
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Andrew Scott Member Elite
since 1999-06-24
Posts 2558Redlands,CA,USA |
So much for taking that Princess Cruise this summer. Your talent is unparalleled. |
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Red Letter Member
since 1999-05-24
Posts 85Allentown, PA |
Just wondered how you managed 'pon the rock of every wave you never once did knick yourself when that wooden leg you'd shave? Or how it was your lingerie stayed Woolite fresh and new when all you had was salt water among Victoria's Secret Crew? |
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Poetwheel Member
since 1999-07-07
Posts 208Canada |
I moved this one to the top in honor of LngJhnAg. Simply because, after looking at the name for a good 5 minutes, it finally occurred to me. *smack self* Yo-Ho-Ho and a bottle of wine spritzer. PW ------------------ Poetic Wheelbarrow http://www.stormloader.com/poetwheel/den.html ICQ: 44370408 |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion |
Poetwheel - this was an outrageous poem that slanders the good name of every swashbuckling seadog... and I laughed myself silly trying to get through it. Great work. (Incidently, I hate lingerie because it gets in the way of spontaneous lovemaking - especially when I'm alone.) |
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Poetwheel Member
since 1999-07-07
Posts 208Canada |
LngJhnAg, Might I suggest crotchless underpants....or as us laymen know them...socks. PW ------------------ Poetic Wheelbarrow http://www.stormloader.com/poetwheel/den.html ICQ: 44370408 |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
Poetwheel: Just how long have you known LongJohn anyway? *G* |
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tori Senior Member
since 1999-06-18
Posts 520Mechanicsville, Maryland, USA |
hahahha Great job..!! This has put the smile in my day!! Thinking in laughter is the best!! _________________________________________________________________________________________ If with pen in hand I've made you think I've not wasted one drop of ink vlh. |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Geesch! Balladeer's recruiting Poetwheel? Now I've gotta walk around all day with intimidation written all over my face?.....I hope you know how hurt I am....after all the praise and good tidings I've offered you?....The compliments, the envy..etc. etc. etc......some people have no appreciation or manners what-so-ever?.....Being the quiet, shy, reserved, and nice fella I am, I guess I'll just have grin and bear it.....but I do want ya to know how "hurt" I am.......At least I've still got Longjohn....right?....LongJohn?...Ummm, you and me....right man?....We're buddies?..Right?....LongJohn? |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
Toerag: LJA's busy grinning and baring it! LOL. |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Poetwheel, don't ya know? Crotchless panties on LongJohn wouldn't show? Cuz he's got nothing to put in it, So they'd be a perfect fit. Now we all know what LongJohn wears, Underneathe his Levis' there, It's a jock strap I hear tell, A rubberband and peanut shell. |
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Poetwheel Member
since 1999-07-07
Posts 208Canada |
Thank you all for taking the time to remark on this little treasure...though it was written in well under 10 minutes it has yielded hours of pleaseure to me...thanks! PW ------------------ Poetic Wheelbarrow http://www.stormloader.com/poetwheel/den.html ICQ: 44370408 |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
In all seriousness PW...(one of my rare times by the way), this was a classic fersure! |
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elvira Senior Member
since 1999-07-06
Posts 936California |
hey Poetwheel...i just learned my purple knickers are sailing the seven seas...now i am not surprised you see, for last night i felt the breeze ------------------ one night at the airport...Childhood Memories...your countenance...eight short weeks...My One and Only...Music to my Ears...hoarse whispers...What will it be?...just watching tv...break my heart...are you ready?...Feel the need?...serving wench...Tribute to M.J....take a guess...sink or swim...stolen hours...the mistress...Perfection...a little girl...Mr. Jones... life is like...insomnia...devotion...too soon...07-20-69...craving...Master...chat?...apart...plain...hush...then...vice...shameless self promotion |
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Alwye
Moderator
Member Elite
since 1999-06-16
Posts 3850In the space between moments |
ROTFLOL!!!!!! This is great!!! What a laugh!! ------------------ *Krista Knutson* "Your kiss upon my face feels like a brush with grace, baby thats all it takes to take me higher..." SHeDaisy |
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Crystal Member
since 1999-07-24
Posts 62Hazel Park Mi U.S.A. |
gross and very disgusting. |
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