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Fluff, The Tragic Madam
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Fluff, The Tragic Madam |
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Balladeer
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since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA 
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(Inspired by Poetwheel's ventures into musical parodies....this one, of course, to the tune of Puff, The Magic Dragon) Fluff, the tragic madam Lived on her knees And brought delight Both day and night To those who paid her fees. Little Jackie Horny Loved that rascal Fluff But he was only ten tears old And not quite old enough. A hooker lives forever But no so little boys. Baseball gloves Give way to love And other manly toys. With puberty behind him Our boy could now be brave. He looked up Fluff And, sure enough, He slipped into her cave. Oh, Fluff the tragic madam Walks this earth no more. She does grace That special place Reserved for saints and whores. Little Jackie Horney's Life has since moved on But, when he's gruff He thinks of Fluff And hums his childhood song..... Oh, Fluff the tragic madam Da da dum de da............. |
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Poetwheel Member
since 1999-07-07
Posts 208Canada |
EXCELLENT job Balladeer. Had the protagonist lived on I would have enquired about her minutely rate. PW ------------------ Poetic Wheelbarrow http://www.stormloader.com/poetwheel/den.html |
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Andrew Scott Member Elite
since 1999-06-24
Posts 2558Redlands,CA,USA |
Oh, to have such talent as yours. Very good my friend. Thanks for the laugh and for the suggestion on my posting.  |
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Sunshine
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since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
Oh wow, there go my childhood memories.... ------------------ Sunshine Words will always express our feelings true. ~~~ KRJ Look, then, into thine heart, and write ~~~ Henry Wadsworth Longfellow |
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~one voice~ Senior Member
since 1999-07-08
Posts 664Billings, MT USA |
hehehehe...I really like this one Balladeer!!! I'm gonna have this tune in my head all day now! ------------------ ~onevoice~ "I never kissed somebody so that they would break my heart." |
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Balladeer
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since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Thank you all for the imput. Sunshine, do they have childhood memories in Kansas? |
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elvira Senior Member
since 1999-07-06
Posts 936California |
Puff, such an innnocent song, until Fluff came a long, bravo Balladeer, then again, i love most of your pieces, *curtsies* to you  ------------------ Childhood Memories...your countenance...hoarse whispers...My One and Only...Tribute to M.J... serving wench...the mistress...stolen hours...devotion...Master...apart... [This message has been edited by elvira (edited 07-19-99).] |
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Genea Member
since 1999-06-15
Posts 321USA |
Balladeer....great job! To elvira....i would not call the original song 'innocent'...i always heard it was about marijuana! lol ~Genea |
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Sunshine
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since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
Not only do childhood memories reign in Kansas, but CA, MI, and IL as well! I'm a traveling ma'am! ------------------ Sunshine Words will always express our feelings true. ~~~ KRJ Look, then, into thine heart, and write ~~~ Henry Wadsworth Longfellow |
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Sunshine
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since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
Not only do childhood memories reign in Kansas, but CA, MI, and IL as well! I'm a traveling ma'am! ------------------ Sunshine Words will always express our feelings true. ~~~ KRJ Look, then, into thine heart, and write ~~~ Henry Wadsworth Longfellow |
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Poet deVine
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since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
Hilarious! I think we need to hide the nursery rhymes from you...imagine what Mary will do with those little lambs..and god forbid we find out what Little Miss Muffet really sat on! |
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Fred Hobbs Member
since 1999-06-08
Posts 329Tallahassee, Florida, US |
We already know! She sat on a Fluff-et Poet... Another great one Balladeer! sandman |
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Balladeer
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since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Well, Poet deVine, you know what they say about Mary... Mary had a little sheep And with that sheep she went to sleep. The sheep turned out to be a ram So Mary had a little lamb! Nice to hear from ya, Fred! |
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Sundance Member
since 1999-07-11
Posts 123 |
Funny! I used to love, Puff the magic dragon. hehehe, that's kinda funny. Anyway, nice job! |
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Alwye
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since 1999-06-16
Posts 3850In the space between moments |
LOL, great! I am going to have that tune stuck in my head now too... ------------------ ..And down from the eternal heavens comes fate's jewelled fingertips, it's magic flowing into awaiting souls..--Krista Knutson *Krista Knutson* |
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wayoutwalt Member Elite
since 1999-06-22
Posts 4870TEXAS (it's all big) |
what of lil boy blue o poor lil boy blue it will get better lil boy blue told you not to blow your horn last night |
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Cinderella Member
since 1999-06-23
Posts 152Arizona |
Thanks for making my day as I laugh on my way to sleep!  |
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Fluffnstuff New Member
since 1999-07-20
Posts 6Toronto ON CANADA |
Man this freaked me! lol I thought this poem was about me1 That's my handle in the chat room I go to - but I don't fit the profile. Beautiful writing... |
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