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Cinderella Member
since 1999-06-23
Posts 152Arizona |
Longing for fresh air I went out today. Perhaps to try something new to do, For golf is a sport that others play than staying at home just drinking my brew. From the closet I took my father's old set And put them in the trunk of the car. I stopped in MacDonald's it was early yet For the golf course wasn't that far. When arriving at my destination I saw A sign "drop bag area" so I complied. Wouldn't want to break the course's law Knew what that sign in bold letters implied! Paid my fee and sent me out with another man, We received a key for a noisy gas cart. Introduced ourselves and said my name was Dan Before I took tees out he was ready to start! Three holes went by and I was still walking As I sighted an outhouse next to a tree. My partner just drove, didn't do any talking But now the feeling had come quickly over me. In a jogging manner I proceeded ahead I decided this was a good time to take a pee. Was I ever so sorry I didn't stay in my bed Standing over the urinal I got bit by a bee! My ass was burning and itching so much, Stumbling outside I told him I was through. Needed to leave and was in a terrible rush, This pain on my ass just grew and grew! The moral of my woe is telling you Stay at home and play on your computer. Keep on drinking your cans of brew, Thoughts of golf will become everso fewer! |
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elvira Senior Member
since 1999-07-06
Posts 936California |
thanks for the laugh  ------------------ Childhood Memories ... your countenance ... hoarse whispers ... serving wench ... stolen hours ... devotion ... Master |
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Balladeer
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Standing over the urinal? Is this Cinderella or Cinderfella? Enjoyed the poem.  [This message has been edited by Balladeer (edited 07-29-99).] [This message has been edited by Balladeer (edited 07-29-99).] [This message has been edited by Balladeer (edited 07-29-99).] |
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blueloon Member
since 1999-07-07
Posts 161NY |
Reminded me of the pain I endured yesterday as I played. I'm with you next time I'm asked to play..."no thanks...I'd rather stay at home on the puter." blueloon |
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Cinderella Member
since 1999-06-23
Posts 152Arizona |
Thanks!  |
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