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Lucie
Senior Member

since 1999-06-20

Posts 1077
Houston

0 posted 1999-09-13 04:57 PM

Oh Long John you have sure messed up
by pinning targets to my butt.
Cause I will get you, you will see
you shouldn’t oughta mess with me.

I may not be a beauty fair
with big blue eyes and golden hair.
But I have other attributes
that help to make me more then cute.

My silly humor and quick wit
will make you wish that you had quit.
For when this gal is through with you
you’ll join the long forgotten few.

Who tried to hit my funny bone
you best step back, leave me alone!
Call this fair warning sailor man,
I’ll get you back.. you know I can!

LngJhnAg
Member Elite

since 1999-07-23

Posts 3508
Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion

1 posted 1999-09-13 05:04 PM

Dear Lucie, you've made a mistake,
I would never ever berate,
A silky gal with razor wit,
You must have mistaken your target.

You know I'm just a mere man,
Who would never raise a pen
To thwart you in your lofty goals,
Or silence you in your prose.

I know I've seen you oft of late,
In the produce section of the Safeway,
Pondering fruits while feeling your sweater,
As if wondering which was better.

Stick with me and you'll come out on top,
Or suffer when you beg me to stop.
I'm merciful to friend and foe,
But friends last longer where I go.

lol

Hi ya, Lucie - have you decided yet??? heh heh heh

WhtDove
Member Rara Avis

since 1999-07-22

Posts 9245
Illinois

2 posted 1999-09-13 05:10 PM

LOL...it starts!! Here we go! Go get em' Lucie!!!!!

Elizabeth

Moderator

Member Ascendant

since 1999-06-07

Posts 6871
Minnesota

3 posted 1999-09-13 05:48 PM

LOL! Tell'em Lucie! Ha ha-you don't take this too seriously do ya, John?

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*Elizabeth*

"Dwelt a maid belov'd and cherish'd by high and low,
But with autumn leaf she perish'd, long time ago..."

BrightLight
Junior Member

since 1999-09-07

Posts 45

4 posted 1999-09-13 06:21 PM

You guys are hillarious.

Andrew Scott
Member Elite

since 1999-06-24

Posts 2558
Redlands,CA,USA

5 posted 1999-09-13 06:28 PM

Go Getem' Lucie!

Balladeer

Administrator

Member Empyrean

since 1999-06-05

Posts 25505
Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA

6 posted 1999-09-13 07:31 PM

Lucie, he saw you in the produce section? You been seeing Toe behind my back? Boy, read between LongJohn's lines. He is heaping insult after insult at you, one of the sweetest people here. Your kindness and generosity and good will towards everyone is without question. Now get in there and rip his heart out!

Justbleu
Member Elite

since 1999-08-31

Posts 3329
Oregon, Originally From Alaska :)

7 posted 1999-09-16 02:03 AM

I'm laughing so hard it hurts...oh my!!!

Too funny!!!!!!

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"Is she living in a dream, Is she playing make-believe???"
Justbleu

[This message has been edited by Justbleu (edited 09-16-99).]

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