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Terrible, But I had to!
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Terrible, But I had to! |
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Christopher
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Member Rara Avis
since 1999-08-02
Posts 8296Purgatorial Incarceration 
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Howsit that I ent up hear? On pages with a man namt dear? Or set nex to the teechur Nan. Kunsidurd part a grate big klan. Even tho I no poet man. Devine she tells, I welkum to. Or mabee was Severn, got no cloo. Never no wat that DE will do. Proll'y jus kuz hes feelin bloo. Havint herd from Femme Fatale. Or where she's went, gess time will tell. Now this tho, I prowd to say. I lern so much from here eech day. Cuz herez the place I want to stay. Sure beets throwin bales o' hay! |
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Nan
Administrator
Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
Geesh - Christopher - Are you sure you didn't have wayoutwalt write this for you?? Are you twin brothers or something?? I LOVE all this SilliNess.....  |
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caroline Senior Member
since 1999-08-16
Posts 1218http://members.xoom.com/belladona123/index.htm |
ROTFL!!! Hey Christopher...save yourself!! www.spelchekrsanonimus.com LOL! (just kidding!)  ------------------ The only man worth your tears will never make you cry... |
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Christopher
Moderator
Member Rara Avis
since 1999-08-02
Posts 8296Purgatorial Incarceration |
Thank you Nan, for not choking me to death! And Caroline...you spelled anonymous wrong! geesh, you people and your poor grammar! J/K of course! |
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Balladeer
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Christopher! You spelled eech wrong. There's only one e. grate job! |
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Andrew Scott Member Elite
since 1999-06-24
Posts 2558Redlands,CA,USA |
Wel I B! Dat b somtin' dang gud Kris. Hey! wat b rong wit hay anyway? Yall's gitin uppity n dis werld? |
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poetFemmeFatale Member Elite
since 1999-07-25
Posts 2646Arkansas |
Hay thar - Chris! Femme is here, jus went on a lil' a 'cation fer dat thar hollyday! Had a hootin' gawd awfulist time thar ever wuz! Okay, sorry can't do too much more of that! I'm really struggling to mispell! OUCH Makes my head hurt, having to think too hard! I may be from Arkansas, (originally) however, I am one of those "lern-ed" kinds! (meaning educated!) LOL ------------------ I beckon you to come...I lure you with my tongue... - poet FemmeFatale |
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Christopher
Moderator
Member Rara Avis
since 1999-08-02
Posts 8296Purgatorial Incarceration |
Soree bout thet bald-dear, i try do beter nex thyme! Nutin wrung wit hay, cept it itchis sumptin aful androo! Femme! Mi hart ken rezt eze nowe thet choor bek! Bi thee wa, dood choo reed thee furst leattr uv eech (oopz) ech lin? |
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Lucie Senior Member
since 1999-06-20
Posts 1077Houston |
Christopher!! Its too early for me to laugh like this.. like your hidden message...hahah |
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WhtDove Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-22
Posts 9245Illinois |
LOL...good one! Thanks for the laugh Christopher! Sorry, but I'm not too good at spellun things wrong either! I enjoyed this! |
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Severn Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-17
Posts 7704 |
Blime flicknhecaroozies! Was dat ursyin? Yous got no edukashun, yous aint! Mos entataning, tha ther pece a worc!! |
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Elizabeth
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Member Ascendant
since 1999-06-07
Posts 6871Minnesota |
Speling erorrs dirve me crazey! I just HAD to sya tht. ------------------ *Elizabeth* "Dwelt a maid belov'd and cherish'd by high and low, But with autumn leaf she perish'd, long time ago..." |
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Christopher
Moderator
Member Rara Avis
since 1999-08-02
Posts 8296Purgatorial Incarceration |
Really though, this is my timid way to point out that we all, (yes, including me) make those occasional errors. Maybe we should all spend just a little more time on checking our posts, because I know for me at least, that when I see an error, it detracts from the work because I have to stumble over it.. PS, this had nothing to do with your poem Rainbow, I wrote it before I read it. If you crazy brits would just learn how to spell correctly.... J/K! |
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moonmoon Member
since 1999-08-13
Posts 277TX , USA |
Thanks for the *giggle* you shoor you have a shpell-czeck on yoor computuer?? |
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Poet deVine
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
I'm cross-eyed from trying to read this! I didn't want to be the first to reply, so I waited....I knew the responses would be hysterical...and I was right! Cute, Christopher! Very cute! |
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Elizabeth
Moderator
Member Ascendant
since 1999-06-07
Posts 6871Minnesota |
Yes, we all have had a few typos here and there-at least I haven't seen the really sickening ones (D-O-N-E-T for doughnut-don't ask!). ------------------ *Elizabeth* "Dwelt a maid belov'd and cherish'd by high and low, But with autumn leaf she perish'd, long time ago..." |
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Craig Member
since 1999-06-10
Posts 444 |
I'm hooked too! well written ------------------ Yes, I admit your general rule. That every poet is a fool: But I myself may serve to show it. That every fool is not a poet. |
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RainbowGirl Member Elite
since 1999-07-31
Posts 3023United Kingdom |
Christopher: I don't believe a word of it..*g* Hugs ------------------ You give but little when you give of your possessions. It is when you give of yourself that you truly give. |
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Justbleu Member Elite
since 1999-08-31
Posts 3329Oregon, Originally From Alaska :) |
That's funny!!! LOL!! *This one's going back up* Way up to the top!! Justbleu ------------------ "Is she living in a dream, Is she playing make-believe???" |
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~one voice~ Senior Member
since 1999-07-08
Posts 664Billings, MT USA |
Christopher, I'm ROTFLMAO!!!!!!! I love your hidden message!!! lol My kids use that... lol ------------------ ~onevoice~ "Odi et amo. Quare id faciam, fortasse requiris. Nescio, sed fieri sentio et excrucior." |
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