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Toerag
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since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622
Ala bam a

0 posted 1999-09-27 09:09 AM


Do you enjoy erotic talk,
With the women of today?
She'll claim it's sexual harassment,
And for this you're gonna pay!

But if she speaks this way to you,
In this same provocative way,
It's $2.98 per minute,
So she's got ya either way!

© Copyright 1999 Toerag - All Rights Reserved
JTF
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since 1999-08-09
Posts 319
France
1 posted 1999-09-27 09:12 AM


you sexist old scallywag !!! ... ROFL
suthern
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723
Louisiana
2 posted 1999-09-27 09:28 AM


Poor Toe... was your phone bill more exwhorebitant than usual this month? LOL. LJA's figured out how to bill your account for his calls again, hunh? *G*

Well done, sweets... much truth here!

WhtDove
Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-22
Posts 9245
Illinois
3 posted 1999-09-27 09:52 AM


ROFL..good one Toe! Hmmn, that's a thought to think about.
Balladeer
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since 1999-06-05
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Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA
4 posted 1999-09-27 12:26 PM


So ya still gotta pay for it, huh, Toe? That's sad.

p.s. I know a place where is 1.99

hoot_owl_rn
Member Patricius
since 1999-07-05
Posts 10750
Glen Hope, PA USA
5 posted 1999-09-27 12:51 PM


ROFL...good one Toerag
LngJhnAg
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since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508
Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion
6 posted 1999-09-27 01:51 PM


Toerag has confused me once again,
As I'm sure he's confused us all.
It's easy to imagine his vacant grin,
But not a ewe charging him for his call.

Does he long to hear pastoral baaas,
While he thinks of her curly hair?
Does he hope she'll discount his calls,
While he gazes with distant stare?

He's kissed goodbye his dreams of tenure,
In those hallowed university halls.
The Veterinary School won't let him in there,
Despite his "supportive" calls.


hi there, Toe - yanno, you really gotta watch those late night calls - lol

Poet deVine
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Hurricane Alley
7 posted 1999-09-27 07:34 PM


I'll talk to you for free
so, Toe pick up that phone!
I promise you a good time
three screams and then a moan!



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