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Open Poetry #50

I love my dentist

Lori Grosser Rhoden
Member Patricius

since 2009-10-10

Posts 10202
Fair to middlin' of nowhere

0 posted 2017-12-11 09:50 PM

I love my dentist
He never hurts me
He makes all kinds of
dreadful screeching,
grinding, whirring noises
come out of my mouth
when his fingers go in,
but he never hurts me.
He deadens the spot
he is going to stick the needle in.
And apparently he is generous
with the needle.
I never felt a thing
and I got a droopy face
and a heck of a lisp
to prove it.
I look like I’m having a stroke.
My philtrum is crooked.
Drinking a can of pop
is a one-sided adventure.
My cavity is filled.
In and out in 30 minutes.
I love my dentist.

Bluesy Socrateaser
Member Elite

since 2002-11-07

Posts 2417
In The Mirror

1 posted 2017-12-12 02:09 AM

quote:
"My philtrum is crooked"

So? Drop a couple of octaves and you'd do a great take on Bogart...

...just bein' Bluesy

Lori Grosser Rhoden
Member Patricius

since 2009-10-10

Posts 10202
Fair to middlin' of nowhere

2 posted 2017-12-12 08:52 AM

Whatever you say schweethart...

Bluesy Socrateaser
Member Elite

since 2002-11-07

Posts 2417
In The Mirror

3 posted 2017-12-12 01:11 PM

YOU, are a Riot, Lori Rhoden!! Ha-ha-ha!

...just bein' Bluesy

JerryPat2
Member Laureate

since 2011-02-06

Posts 16975
South Louisiana

4 posted 2017-12-12 05:34 PM

My animosity toward dentist goes way back to my childhood.

~ If they give you ruled paper, write sideways. ~

Lori Grosser Rhoden
Member Patricius

since 2009-10-10

Posts 10202
Fair to middlin' of nowhere

5 posted 2017-12-12 09:05 PM

Thanks for the warning, I won't waste my breath. Have a nice day Jerry. ~L

Poet In Pink
Senior Member
Posts 1066
MI

6 posted 2017-12-12 09:23 PM

Gotta luv a painless dentist!! I have one of those too The only thing that hurts when I leave his office is my checkbook! lol

Lori Grosser Rhoden
Member Patricius

since 2009-10-10

Posts 10202
Fair to middlin' of nowhere

7 posted 2017-12-12 09:39 PM

Pinkpearlies,
I hear ya! I was lucky they could fill it otherwise I'd have been l$$king at a cr$wn!
~L

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