What’s That Smell? (for Phineas)

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Lori Grosser Rhoden
Member Patricius

since 2009-10-10

Posts 10202
Fair to middlin' of nowhere

0 posted 2017-06-01 08:00 AM

What’s that smell?
Like rotten eggs I think.
It is hard to tell.
But it sure does stink.
Pass the Glade
and give us a spray
Thank goodness you made
that smell go away.
But that’s not all that’s gone.
Has anybody seen
Phineas Ulysses Stinkenbaum?
Where has he been?
Seems like just yesterday
he was here
writing away.
He was always a dear
with such nice things to say.
What are we to do
without a fine poet
such as P. U.?
It’s just not the same you know it.
I wish that he’d return to the Big Blue Sea
and write his happy words
for you and me.
All he left was the faint smell of turds,
nothing more or less.
He raised a stink
that we will miss.

jwesley
Member Rara Avis

since 2000-04-30

Posts 7563
Spring, Texas

1 posted 2017-06-01 03:27 PM

LOL!! - very cute, my friend...maybe he's having his scent glands removed . . .

enjoyed

j.

Lori Grosser Rhoden
Member Patricius

since 2009-10-10

Posts 10202
Fair to middlin' of nowhere

2 posted 2017-06-01 04:57 PM

Ha ha ha! you crack me up Jimmy! ~L

Poet In Pink
Senior Member
Posts 1066
MI

3 posted 2017-06-01 11:32 PM

Hi Lori Fun poem for Stinky ~ Makes me chuckle ~ Hopefully he'll be back around soon ~ Alana

Lori Grosser Rhoden
Member Patricius

since 2009-10-10

Posts 10202
Fair to middlin' of nowhere

4 posted 2017-06-02 04:36 AM

First Jerry, then PU, what's this place coming to? ~L

jwesley
Member Rara Avis

since 2000-04-30

Posts 7563
Spring, Texas

5 posted 2017-06-02 11:20 AM

First Jerry and all that swamp mud , even the water mostly smells (I was born there so know), then Stinky with all his "odors" - wow, I have to believe maybe they're ZOMBIES!!, and are temporarily seeking fresher MEAT!

WATCH YOUR BACKSIDE!!

J.

Lori Grosser Rhoden
Member Patricius

since 2009-10-10

Posts 10202
Fair to middlin' of nowhere

6 posted 2017-06-02 08:10 PM

good advice Jimmy, you too my friend. ~L

P.U Stinkenbaum
Member
Posts 388
No Fan Of Exhaust Fans

7 posted 2017-06-17 08:40 PM

quote:
"All he left was the faint smell of turds, nothing more or less

Ha-ha! You're a RIOT Lori Rhoden!

Here...let Tweety create a breeze for ya! He ain't scented mind you, but if ya got a buck, yer' 'doe' il' getcha a day's worth a' Glade!

Thanks for your two scents doll (which is all this screwball poetry is worth!! Ha-ha!

See ya!

Say 'hey' to my Pinky Poo! I've got a secret message for her, but she'll have to read my lips to decode it! Here it is:

Not to worry y'all...it's rated "Gee"

Just out looking for the real me...

[This message has been edited by P.U Stinkenbaum (06-18-2017 02:42 AM).]

Lori Grosser Rhoden
Member Patricius

since 2009-10-10

Posts 10202
Fair to middlin' of nowhere

8 posted 2017-06-17 10:13 PM

Ah there you are PU! Jerry has returned as well. Don't be a stranger now. Miss Pinky is writing up a storm and I love reading your comments. ~L

JerryPat2
Member Laureate

since 2011-02-06

Posts 16975
South Louisiana

9 posted 2017-06-17 10:41 PM

Ahhh . . . It seems that you smelled PU out, Lori! Eh . . . All you had to do was smile and I found my way back.

~ If they give you ruled paper, write sideways. ~

Lori Grosser Rhoden
Member Patricius

since 2009-10-10

Posts 10202
Fair to middlin' of nowhere

10 posted 2017-06-18 06:25 AM

oh Jerry, ya big sweetie! ~L

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