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It's Gone Viral
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It's Gone Viral |
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effjayel Senior Member
since 2007-09-30
Posts 1474At the Crossroads of Infinity 
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WARNING! Do not drive or operate macinery after taking this advice The government advice about what to do To make sure that we don't catch that 'flu Is sing happy birthday, twice in your head As you wash your hands or you'll be dead It must have cost a fortune researching this fact That at our Mothers knee we all did learn That such a simple act Will kill 99.9 percent of all known germs And this one made me loll (LoL) The best way to clean your house was with alcohol So I gave it a try and the result of that? Here I now lie, flat out on my back I can't see straight, my ayeshite is blurbed That's the worsted hadvice I is haf ever hurd Now can't tell if the virus is winning Because the room will not stop spinning Which makes it hard to see where I've missed Oh my God I think I'm p*ssed..... Effjayel 10 04 20 |
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Lori Grosser Rhoden Member Patricius
since 2009-10-10
Posts 10202Fair to middlin' of nowhere |
Cracked me up dude!!! What a fun read. Thanks for doing your part to make things a little better with a smile. ~L |
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effjayel Senior Member
since 2007-09-30
Posts 1474At the Crossroads of Infinity |
If this one cracks you up, please don't read Piggin' Hell whilst drinking your coffee.... thanks for making me smile at your reply J "Ignorance is the Enemy...." |
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Temptress
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Member Rara Avis
since 1999-06-15
Posts 7136Mobile, AL |
This definitely points toward my thoughts. They're so proud of themselves for telling people what should have already been common practice. Despite your warning, I think I'll take the day off work to try cleaning with alcohol anyway. That sounds better than worrying about someone coughing on me at the copier. Thanks for the amusement! "Maybe that's the way I should go Straight into the mouth of the unknown" Shinedown |
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jwesley Member Rara Avis
since 2000-04-30
Posts 7563Spring, Texas |
Ha, ha, ha . . . and I've taken your advice. I got my spray bottle, er, drink, uh . . . hell I have something in hand and I don't think it's for rubbing anything . . . so I'm just going to drink it and see if it works. . . or, not! Maybe I'll share it with a pizza . . . j. |
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CarolineToo Junior Member
since 2018-07-22
Posts 17Florida |
This is the best thing I've read all day while I've been looking for entertainment! This sitting around at home is boring me witless but you have absolutely brightened things up --- I thank you muchly! 😉 |
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